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Replaced_Texan · 05-13-2005, 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Sounds like someone has been blowing Carson.

TM

ewwww

robustpuppy · 05-13-2005, 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Sounds like someone has been blowing Carson.

TM

Moist cat food ...

05-13-2005, 03:19 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
There's a big fat bloated unattractive whiff.

New category for SHifter Homeposting party. Biggest whiffer. Sebby whiffs about one in every three posts. For someone who is so savvy about lying and when he is being lied to, he doesnt' even get one third of the conversations. Its so ironic (hi plf!).

And Happy Friday the 13th to y'all. I am glad to note that all of the good posters have showed up so far. We got Sebby, and TM, and GWNC, and Sebby and RP and Wonk and Sebby. All we need is the gorgeous ncs, wood, plf and sebby and I think everyone would agree that this is the good kind of Friday the 13th. Not the kind where you get followed home from a party at 3 am and get choked at knifepoint by a guy in a leather jacket.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 05-13-2005, 03:19 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Or to RT. Or RT's sister. That would be entertaining.

RT's spending the weekend with Girl A, so Girl B would have to head out with RT's sister.

That leaves Guy A with Ann but Guy B all alone. Who ends up with Guy B? And is Flinty still with Slave?

Replaced_Texan · 05-13-2005, 03:20 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
New category for SHifter Homeposting party. Biggest whiffer. Sebby whiffs about one in every three posts. For someone who is so savvy about lying and when he is being lied to, he doesnt' even get one third of the conversations. Its so ironic (hi plf!).

And Happy Friday the 13th to y'all. I am glad to note that all of the good posters have showed up so far. We got Sebby, and TM, and GWNC, and Sebby and RP and Wonk and Sebby. All we need is the gorgeous ncs, wood, plf and sebby and I think everyone would agree that this is the good kind of Friday the 13th. Not the kind where you get followed home from a party at 3 am and get choked at knifepoint by a guy in a leather jacket.

*sniff*

05-13-2005, 03:21 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
So I'm hitting .320. Shoot me.

WHOA.

Actually you are hitting .333

Alex_de_Large · 05-13-2005, 03:23 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Cat drinking chunky breast milk. Moist cat food, moist cat food.

While eating a dripping roast beef sandwich. Don't forget that.

Alex_de_Large · 05-13-2005, 03:24 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
2. Both of them act very straight.

I recommend the hair guy's haircut. I used to work this complicated longer haired gig which usually just degraded into a bad mess. My wife told me I looked old, so I got the Hair Guy's haircut. Mine doesn't look half as good as his, but the fucking thing is really easy to deal with. You just get up, run your hands through your hair, mess it up, put some of this pomade shit in it so its stays messed and then leave. Takes like 20 seconds.

Are you a "Dapper Dan" man?

notcasesensitive · 05-13-2005, 03:24 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why do the gays dig the tank top and the Freddie Mercury look? Most gays have pretty good taste. Whats with the Judas Priest attire fixation and the exposed armpit hair? Fucking nasty.

The gays I know who like the tank tops think they have attractive arms. And my guess is that they are attracted to other guys with attractive arms, so they think of tank tops as the juicy couture butt huggers (no writing) of the gay world. Though butt huggers are also welcomed with open sleeveless arms in the gay guy world.

notcasesensitive · 05-13-2005, 03:25 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
WHOA.

Actually you are hitting .333

Actually he would be hitting .667 (or .666666666666 etc.) if your 1/3 whiff theory is correct.

Crap. I think I was just tricked into posting a lame "avocados are not vegetables" sort of a post. And Sebby is around to bust me for it.

Alex_de_Large · 05-13-2005, 03:26 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
1. What movie is that from? That sounds familiar.

"Heathers"

robustpuppy · 05-13-2005, 03:27 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Actually he would be hitting .667 (or .666666666666 etc.) if your 1/3 whiff theory is correct.

Such a pretty timmy.

greatwhitenorthchick · 05-13-2005, 03:28 PM

the gorgeous ncs has joined us. Now if only plf and ironweed and dtb were here. And bnb. And a bunch of others. I wish you all were here too.

And ABBA. where the fuck is she. And coltrane.

05-13-2005, 03:30 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
It ain't bad on the little girls who work it. Ikinda dig the way those sweatsuits grasp the ass, but the ones with the words all over the ass look stupid. Interferes with my ability to study the contours of the wearer's ass, thereby frsutrating the entire purpose of such body flattering clothing.

You know, you are about six years, one kid and a rotaion of the wife's fake tits from becoming Taltos.

Nut Case, Sensitive · 05-13-2005, 03:32 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
New category for SHifter Homeposting party. Biggest whiffer. Sebby whiffs about one in every three posts. For someone who is so savvy about lying and when he is being lied to, he doesnt' even get one third of the conversations. Its so ironic (hi plf!).

And Happy Friday the 13th to y'all. I am glad to note that all of the good posters have showed up so far. We got Sebby, and TM, and GWNC, and Sebby and RP and Wonk and Sebby. All we need is the gorgeous ncs, wood, plf and sebby and I think everyone would agree that this is the good kind of Friday the 13th. Not the kind where you get followed home from a party at 3 am and get choked at knifepoint by a guy in a leather jacket.

Oh, Nuts!