Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04 - Page 66

Fugee · 12-12-2003, 05:13 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I don't think I've eaten a baked good other than bread in years. I don't know why, but I just don't like pastiry or cookies of any sort.

Suddenly I understand why you are so unhappy all the time. Have one of the Texans send you some Miles of Chocolate and all will be better.

I've been really into baking for the last several months. I make a new and different coffee cake each Sunday for my small group at church (last week it was cranberry nut bread for a change) and always offer to bring something baked to family/friend gatherings. There is nothing like watching people enjoy something I've made. Plus I get the fun of baking and tasting what I made without having an entire cake sitting around to tempt me.

AngryMulletMan · 12-12-2003, 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
AMM: How did you know what I'm wearing? That's so weird. I guess I will have to visit the local Abercrombie and "spice" up my wardrobe with some plaid and perhaps an offensive t-shirt or two.

You know all those phone calls you've been getting lately, the ones at 4am, where the velvet-voiced woman takes a long drag from her cigarette and asks what you're wearing?

You never mentioned the watch before.

notcasesensitive · 12-12-2003, 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
A secretary is wearing earings that are big dangling jingle bells, with functional bells. I hope that she has done so in the holiday spirit and that this is not (a) a fashion trend or (b) something her boss makes her wear so he knows where she is. While I was chatting with her, I could not help but think of what the bells would sound like if she was providing oral sex.

1. How old is she?
2. Was this a pleasant thought?

Typically the secretaries in the DFW area who wear holiday paraphrenalia are not people you would want anywhere near your cock.*

*I would have put this in the first person, but, well... I'm assuming here and I don't have one.

SlaveNoMore · 12-12-2003, 05:15 PM

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sebastian_dangerfield
Just so long as it blends with the paisley border. The sofa's so gaudy... I just don't know how you can deal with being bent over the arm and have that horrible flowered fabric facing you in the eye all the time.

I got a bunch of ceramic angels. Gotta have those.

Did you get the amyl nitrates?

No, but I got a bottle of Lagavulin, some Cohibas, 2 8balls and strippers on the way. You in?

Gattigap · 12-12-2003, 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
While I was chatting with her, I could not help but think of what the bells would sound like if she was providing oral sex.

You need to stop falling asleep to Cinemax at night.

It's obviously interfering with your focus on world domination.

bold_n_brazen · 12-12-2003, 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
A secretary is wearing earings that are big dangling jingle bells, with functional bells. I hope that she has done so in the holiday spirit and that this is not (a) a fashion trend or (b) something her boss makes her wear so he knows where she is. While I was chatting with her, I could not help but think of what the bells would sound like if she was providing oral sex.

I once had a boyfriend who bought me socks with jingle bells on them, and then wondered what they would sound like if I wore them during sex.

I haven't thought of this in years.

They sounded delightful.

LessinSF · 12-12-2003, 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
No.

So long as you pull out the platinum plastic tomorrow night after hours.

and you have my phone number programmed so you can't forget it after drinking too many cocktails for which you only paid 2.56% of (or something).

bold_n_brazen · 12-12-2003, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
No, but I got a bottle of Lagavulin, some Cohibas, 2 8balls and strippers on the way. You in?

If he's not, I am!

SlaveNoMore · 12-12-2003, 05:20 PM

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bold_n_brazen
If he's not, I am!

Sassy. I like that.

taxwonk · 12-12-2003, 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Watches are for people with too much money to spend. Like Cornhole.

Personally, my "watch" is my cellphone.

This from someone who actually pays for Johnny Blue Label?

ThurgreedMarshall · 12-12-2003, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Interesting that no entries such as "George took him to Monday Night Football game" or "George visited him at his home" or "George took him to dinner" appear on the Yankees web site. I guess George didn't want to get personally invovled in what was allegedly the highest-priority contract to be signed for the Yankees this off-season.

Look, that guy they got from the Expos is good, and Brown is as well. The point is that Pettite has won around 150 games for the Yankees, and a lot of his playoff and World Series wins came after some other schmoe lost the previous game. Maybe his wife would never have let him re-up with New York, but how do you let him go with so little effort? I can't count the number of times that I've seen some reference in the press to George schmoozing Sheffield -- why on earth didn't he pick up the phone even once to call Petitte?

Excellent question. But please note: I never shifted all the blame to Pettitte. I think Steinbrenner considers a player currently on his teams as a lock to resign as long as he offers more money than other teams. Why does he have to wine and dine someone who just said they would never play for Boston and couldn't imagine playing in another uniform?

Sure he should have called him. But jesus christ, man. Pettitte is a fucking adult. He doesn't need sweet nothings whispered in his ear every five minutes. He was offered more money to stay with the team he spent his whole career playing for. Steinbrenner has to fly down to Houston to take him out for Miles of Chocolate or worse yet, spend Thanksgiving kissing his ass?

Both parties were at fault. But you, Ty and Burger seem to think that Cashman couldn't possibly be telling the truth when he said he made an effort to sign him and that Pettitte was driven out of town. That's ludicrous.

TM

Gattigap · 12-12-2003, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Watches are for people with too much money to spend. Like Cornhole.

Personally, my "watch" is my cellphone.

Ooooooh! Ooooooh! Is it titanium?

AngryMulletMan · 12-12-2003, 05:23 PM

That is all.

Shape Shifter · 12-12-2003, 05:23 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
1. How old is she?
2. Was this a pleasant thought?

Typically the secretaries in the DFW area who wear holiday paraphrenalia are not people you would want anywhere near your cock.*

*I would have put this in the first person, but, well... I'm assuming here and I don't have one.

I would not want my cock in this particular hunt. She is in her 50s and not exactly a vision of sugar plums. I was picturing the bells on someone else, though not a specific person. I was trying to figure out if the bells would be too distracting, something I thought may be dependent upon the rythm and may vary (like mileage).

taxwonk · 12-12-2003, 05:23 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
The good news: I have my own cocktail.
The better news: It's not a Pisco Sour.
The bad news: It's a chick drink.

The Grinch
½ oz freshly squeezed lemon juice
1 tsp sugar syrup
2 oz Midori liqueur
Frozen maraschino cherry

INSTRUCTIONS: Pour lemon juice, sugar syrup and Midori over ice in a cocktail shaker. Shake it like a Polaroid picture, then strain into a chilled martini or cordial glass. Garnish with cherry.

Do you carry a pocketful of little pink paper umbrellas for those?