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07-29-2005, 08:04 PM
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#976
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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To . . . NIGHT! In . . . Span . . . ky . . . Land!
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Thats pretty good, old Not bobbe. I thoght it waas Skate Away but it isnt right? Dire Straits would have really sent it home. O doubt Spanky wlll get the Reverse Cowgirl Bit.
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Oooh, Skate Away would have been cool. ("Paigow Girl is takin' chances, they'd just love to see her fall.") I love that song.
It's actually Thunder Road by Springsteen. I considered Me & Julio Down By The Schoolyard, but . . . |
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07-29-2005, 08:19 PM
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#977
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Oh, okay
Gilligan's Island
Is where I wanna be
I wanna fuck Ginger
Underneath a big palm tree
I wanna make the professor
Make some good drugs for me
Oh Gilligan's Island
Is where I wanna be
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Boogers!
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07-29-2005, 08:57 PM
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#978
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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What's it all about, Spanky?
Is it just for the moment you live?
What's it all about when you take her out, Spanky?
Are we meant to take more than we give
or are we meant to be kind?
And if only fools are kind, Spanky,
then I guess it's wise to be cruel.
And if life belongs only to the strong, Spanky,
what will you lend on an old golden rule?
As sure as I believe there's a heaven above, Spanky,
I know there's something much more,
something even non-believers can believe in.
Paigow loves you, Spanky.
Without true love we just exist, Spanky.
Until you find the love you've missed you're nothing, Spanky.
When you walk let your heart lead the way
and you'll find her love at Mr. Bings, Spanky, Spanky.
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07-29-2005, 09:00 PM
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#979
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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Spankyland Uber Alles
I am old skool Princess Paigs
Won't let Lester touch my legs
Soon, I will be moderator
Fashion Board will soon go away
I will be Admin some day
I will command all you socks
Not to post about your cocks
Hey, I think I saw a fox!
Spankyland Uber Alles
Spanyland Uber alles
Uber Alles Spankyland
Uber Alles Spankyland
Happy posts will dominate
100% innocent
Song paradies for the 1 K race
No talk of roast beef in this place
Close your eyes, it's peaceful here
The does and the buck are near
The hippies won't come back, you say?
Check out Spanky's beard today
Check out Spanky's beard today!
Spankyland Uber Alles
Spanyland Uber alles
Uber Alles Spankyland
Uber Alles Spankyland
Now its the year 2005
Are Plate and Cornhole still alive?
Now it's Spanky and a bunch of cats
MR is here, has he brought the rude fats?
Come quietly down to Bings
There's always plenty of pows! and pings!
The kids barge in while you're in the shower
Hey, has anybody seen the Flower?
Eat an organic apricot
Skunks and racoons in the yard
Forget the Fashion Board, Politics too
And hang around with Spanky's crew
Spankyland Uber Alles
Spanyland Uber alles
Uber Alles Spankyland
Uber Alles Spankyland
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
Last edited by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone; 07-29-2005 at 09:07 PM..
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07-29-2005, 09:09 PM
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#980
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Spankyland Uber Alles
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I am old skool Princess Paigs
Won't let Lester touch my legs
Soon, I will be moderator
Fashion Board will soon go away
I will be Admin some day
I will command all you socks
Not to post about your cocks
Hey, I think I saw a fox!
Spankyland Uber Alles
Spanyland Uber alles
Uber Alles Spankyland
Uber Alles Spankyland
Happy posts will dominate
100% innocent
Song paradies for the 1 K race
No talk of roast beef in this place
Close your eyes, it's peaceful here
The does and the buck are near
The hippies won't come back, you say?
Check out Spanky's beard today
Check out Spanky's beard today!
Spankyland Uber Alles
Spanyland Uber alles
Uber Alles Spankyland
Uber Alles Spankyland
Now its the year 2005
Are Plate and Cornhole still alive?
Now it's Spanky and a bunch of cats
MR is here, has he brought the rude fats?
Come quietly down to Bings
There's always plenty of pows! and pings!
The kids barge in while you're in the shower
Hey, has anybody seen the Flower?
Eat an organic apricot
Skunks and racoons in the yard
Forget the Fashion Board, Politics too
And hang around with Spanky's crew
Spankyland Uber Alles
Spanyland Uber alles
Uber Alles Spankyland
Uber Alles Spankyland
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Dude, you rhymed Bings with Pings This has to be my favorite. If only you didnt omit the " |
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07-29-2005, 09:31 PM
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#981
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Stifle
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Originally posted by ironweed
You're right -- Flower has been holding me back for years. It's high time I brushed him off my coattails and focused on going out and getting mine.
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We have been asked to minimize our posts and only post when necessary here, unless yiou are addressed directly by spank or the moderator, which hasn't happened for you.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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07-29-2005, 10:24 PM
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#982
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Stifle
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
We have been asked to minimize our posts and only post when necessary here, unless yiou are addressed directly by spank or the moderator, which hasn't happened for you.
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Who died and made you hall monitor, binky? I was posting pointless crap before you were even a gleam in Penske's glass eye. |
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07-29-2005, 10:25 PM
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#983
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Spankyland Uber Alles
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I am old skool Princess Paigs
Won't let Lester touch my legs
Soon, I will be moderator
Fashion Board will soon go away
I will be Admin some day
I will command all you socks
Not to post about your cocks
Hey, I think I saw a fox!
Spankyland Uber Alles
Spanyland Uber alles
Uber Alles Spankyland
Uber Alles Spankyland
Happy posts will dominate
100% innocent
Song paradies for the 1 K race
No talk of roast beef in this place
Close your eyes, it's peaceful here
The does and the buck are near
The hippies won't come back, you say?
Check out Spanky's beard today
Check out Spanky's beard today!
Spankyland Uber Alles
Spanyland Uber alles
Uber Alles Spankyland
Uber Alles Spankyland
Now its the year 2005
Are Plate and Cornhole still alive?
Now it's Spanky and a bunch of cats
MR is here, has he brought the rude fats?
Come quietly down to Bings
There's always plenty of pows! and pings!
The kids barge in while you're in the shower
Hey, has anybody seen the Flower?
Eat an organic apricot
Skunks and racoons in the yard
Forget the Fashion Board, Politics too
And hang around with Spanky's crew
Spankyland Uber Alles
Spanyland Uber alles
Uber Alles Spankyland
Uber Alles Spankyland
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Hands down. |
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07-29-2005, 10:30 PM
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#984
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
Who died and made you hall monitor, binky? I was posting pointless crap before you were even a gleam in Penske's glass eye.
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the original Penske you mean? i heard he died. i've been posting lomger than the current Penske. Do you know if he bought the franchise from the estate?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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07-29-2005, 10:38 PM
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#985
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
the original Penske you mean? i heard he died. i've been posting lomger than the current Penske. Do you know if he bought the franchise from the estate?
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The "current" Penske traveled back in time through a wormhole during one particularly busy bonus season and, as an unintended result, has been posting as his own grandfather since 1948. Don't tell me you think his preternaturally "boyish good looks" and obvious dementia are a natural phenomenon? |
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07-29-2005, 10:38 PM
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#986
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Spankyland Uber Alles
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
Hands down.
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You really think Spanky wants a punk rock song for his theme? This isn't what would be right for Hankland or Rustheadland. Its for Spanky land, and there wouldn't be Dead Kennedys on the jukebox.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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07-29-2005, 10:39 PM
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#987
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
The "current" Penske traveled back in time through a wormhole during one particularly busy bonus season and, as an unintended result, has been posting as his own grandfather since 1948. Don't tell me you think his preternaturally "boyish good looks" and obvious dementia are a natural phenomenon?
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grey pubes should have been the hint
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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07-29-2005, 10:42 PM
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#988
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Guest
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Spankyland Uber Alles
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You really think Spanky wants a punk rock song for his theme? This isn't what would be right for Hankland or Rustheadland. Its for Spanky land, and there wouldn't be Dead Kennedys on the jukebox.
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Sometimes you have to stand up to the old folks, especially if they're keeping the kids down. Haven't you ever seen Footloose? |
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07-29-2005, 10:46 PM
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#989
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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8675309
Now I wanna feed some deer now I wanna have somethin’ to do
All the kids walk in to my house all the kids want somethin’ to do
1-2-3-4 now I wanna feed some deer now I wanna have somethin’ to do
All the kids walk in to my house all the kids want somethin’ to do
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8
Now I wanna feed some deer now I wanna have somethin’ to do
All the kids walk in to my house all the kids want somethin’ to do
Now I wanna feed some deer now I wanna have somethin’ to do
All the kids walk in to my house all the kids want somethin’ to do
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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07-29-2005, 11:04 PM
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#990
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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I was feeling sick I was loosing my mind I heard about this forum
From a good friend of mine he was always happy smile on his face
He said he had a great time at the place
Peace and love is here to stay and now I can wake up and face the day
Happy happy happy all the time spankyland, I'm doing fine
Gimme gimme spankyland Gimme gimme spankyland
Gimme gimme spankyland I wanna, order spankyland
I was feeling sick I was loosing my mind I heard about this forum
From a good friend of mine he was always happy smile on his face
He said he had a great time at the place
Peace and love is here to stay and now I can wake up and face the day
Happy happy happy all the time spankyland, I'm doing fine
Gimme gimme spankyland Gimme gimme spankyland
Gimme gimme spankyland Gimme gimme spankyland
Gimme gimmespankyland Gimme gimme spankyland
Gimme gimme spankyland I wanna order spankyland
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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