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07-12-2005, 05:28 PM
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I would really like it
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I'm more of a salt girl anyway.
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then you shouldn't eat donuts. Stick to salt bagels, or maybe fellatio.
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07-12-2005, 05:30 PM
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#977
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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I would really like it
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
2. I don't like anything to be too sweet. If chocolate is too sweet, it's ruined. Hank sounds like a high-fructose corn syrup kind of guy.
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dissent. Like when I go to the bar with friends, I'll order my lemondrop martini "light sugar."
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Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 07-12-2005 at 06:04 PM..
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07-12-2005, 05:37 PM
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#978
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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I would really like it
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
If chocolate is too sweet, it's ruined.
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07-12-2005, 05:39 PM
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#979
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I would really like it
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
2. I don't like anything to be too sweet. If chocolate is too sweet, it's ruined.
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I'll adjust my splooge accordingly when I'm in NYC.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-12-2005, 05:39 PM
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#980
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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I would really like it
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
then you shouldn't eat donuts. Stick to salt bagels, or maybe fellatio.
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Hank, why are you trying to limit my choices and disparage my choice to discern among different brands or executions of the same basic item? How un-American of you.
P.S. Where is Ironweed? I miss him. He's salty. |
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07-12-2005, 05:40 PM
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#981
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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I would really like it
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
2. I don't like anything to be too sweet. If chocolate is too sweet, it's ruined. Hank sounds like a high-fructose corn syrup kind of guy.
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I don't know that I've ever encountered chocolate that is too sweet.
Now I am craving three (3) different chocolate cakes from my past, none of which is where I am now, and one of which probably doesn't exist at all because the restaurant closed. |
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07-12-2005, 05:43 PM
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#982
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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I would really like it
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'll adjust my splooge accordingly when I'm in NYC.
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Thank you. The perfect splooge is that magical balance between sweet and salty. Like a peanut buster parfait from Dairy Queen. |
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07-12-2005, 05:45 PM
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#983
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Speaking of salty
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Would anybody here have a problem with this? I wouldn't, although I agree it's cheesy, and I wouldn't go telling the neighbors about it. The columnist's advice essentially was "get back to fucking your husband soon."
http://www.newsday.com/news/columnis...rail-columnist
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Seems more benign than having sex in front of the babies, no?
eta: ooops, sorry.
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Last edited by Penske_Account; 07-12-2005 at 05:51 PM..
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07-12-2005, 05:46 PM
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#984
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Registered User
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I would really like it
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Thank you. The perfect splooge is that magical balance between sweet and salty. Like a peanut buster parfait from Dairy Queen.
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Great. That means I've been craving the perfect splooge for the past week. Is it the Spanish peanuts? The PBP has been my favorite since I was a kid.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-12-2005, 05:47 PM
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#985
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Speaking of salty
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Seems more benign than having sex in the front of the babies, no?
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But less fun than having sex in the front [sic] of the neighbors. |
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07-12-2005, 05:48 PM
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#986
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Speaking of salty
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Seems more benign than having sex in the front of the babies, no?
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Responsive post deleted b/c the typo is making me queasy. |
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07-12-2005, 05:51 PM
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#987
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Steaming Hot
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I would really like it
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Great. That means I've been craving the perfect splooge for the past week. Is it the Spanish peanuts? The PBP has been my favorite since I was a kid.
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God, I wish there was a DQ in this city. Tasti-D-Lite does not cut it. |
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07-12-2005, 05:53 PM
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#988
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Speaking of salty
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Responsive post deleted b/c the typo is making me queasy.
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Sorry. I post a lot of provocative shite, but that wasn't intentional.
I meant sex with the babies present in the room. In a non-participatory capacity. Preferably sleeping, unless they wake up and things are almost done. Crying builds character.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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07-12-2005, 05:56 PM
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#989
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Speaking of salty
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Sorry. I post a lot of provocative shite, but that wasn't intentional.
I meant sex with the babies present in the room. In a non-participatory capacity. Preferably sleeping, unless they wake up and things are almost done. Crying builds character.
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My father will tell you that there's a risk of getting your toe bitten if the baby is near crawling stage, and you're not paying attention when she wakes up.
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07-12-2005, 05:57 PM
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#990
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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I would really like it
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
God, I wish there was a DQ in this city. Tasti-D-Lite does not cut it.
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Were?
There are a bunch in NJ: http://www.dairyqueen.com/en-us/Loca...ateProvince=ny that look like they are not that far from NYC. |
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