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Pretty Little Flower · 10-23-2006, 12:38 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Cite, please.

I'm not going to waste my valuable time looking for a cite, but ppnyc has you nailed on posting about being buff and whatever. You are so totally all about "my trainer told me to do this" and "I've gained x lbs in muscle over the last year." And there's the whole boxing thing.

Oh wait, maybe that's the other chick.

Hank Chinaski · 10-23-2006, 12:41 PM

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/a...0359/1005/NEWS

Fetish returns parolee to jail
Attorney says he has lure to mannequins

Ronald Dotson is back in jail.
The attorney for a Detroit man with a sexual fetish for mannequins says his client is a good man who could function in society if he got psychiatric help.

"He's never hurt anyone," said Edward Cohn, an Oakland County lawyer. "He just has this problem that he needs to address."

Ronald A. Dotson, 39, recently got into trouble again, days after being paroled from prison. He already has six convictions in 13 years for breaking into stores to steal mannequins, Cohn said, but never received counseling or medication in prison.

Dotson, whose preliminary examination was adjourned Thursday in Ferndale District Court after Cohn asked for a psychiatric evaluation, was most recently arrested Oct. 9. He allegedly smashed a window at a cleaning-supply company on Woodward Avenue to steal a female mannequin in a French maid's uniform, Ferndale Police Lt. Norm Raymond said.

Dotson had been paroled Oct. 3 on a previous breaking-and-entering conviction in Oakland County.

According to police and Cohn, Dotson has admitted he has an erotic interest in mannequins. He is in custody after violating his probation with this latest charge. Dotson, who is unmarried, also is unemployed, his attorney said. "He just has an issue with mannequins," Cohn said. "He's not a bad guy."

Raymond said an officer on Oct. 9 recognized Dotson from previous thefts, including one a few years ago when he allegedly tried to take a female mannequin.

Dotson is charged with one count of attempted breaking and entering for the most recent incident, Raymond said. If convicted, he could face up to five years in prison on the felony charge.

Chief Deputy Oakland County Prosecutor Deborah Carley said Friday that she's never seen such a case before. "It's very bizarre."

He's jailed on $15,000 bond.

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-23-2006, 12:42 PM

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Originally posted by nononono
My older just told me she loved me more than Ariel or all the Barbies in the world.

You two idiots are making us all sick.

TM

Hank Chinaski · 10-23-2006, 12:53 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I'm not going to waste my valuable time looking for a cite, but ppnyc has you nailed on posting about being buff and whatever. You are so totally all about "my trainer told me to do this" and "I've gained x lbs in muscle over the last year." And there's the whole boxing thing.

Oh wait, maybe that's the other chick.

isn't dtb the one who eats donuts and sausage all the time- you know always talks about lunch- that one?

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 10-23-2006, 12:54 PM

This will probably fuck up the margins, but I'll take that chance.

patentparanyc · 10-23-2006, 12:55 PM

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Originally posted by nononono
Rofl, I hope that first para. isn't aimed at me. I'm far from frugal, and as indicated I understand the lust, to a degree. And I'm the last to claim moral superiority. This isn't a personal thing - I don't know if you really are obnoxious, hare-brained, dumb or vapid...but I do know you blab a lot about fitting in to some mythical circle you evidently feel you should look like and work your ass off to pass for.

But really, the "you do it, so why shouldn't I" of the second para. is so stupid.

Okay, in a step in the right direction I tried the Whole Foods house brand shampoo grapefruit for dry hair and I love it. I think it is like 1.99. It rocks. my hair feels soft.

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-23-2006, 01:00 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
it went on like buttah.

Did you post this because I wasn't around and you thought I wouldn't see it?

TM

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-23-2006, 01:03 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
God touched me. I am healed.

I am getting a new car for my birthday.

I can't tell whether you've been healed or not until I know what kind of car it is.

TM

patentparanyc · 10-23-2006, 01:03 PM

According to NY Post

http://www.nypost.com/seven/10232006...irchandani.htm

patentparanyc · 10-23-2006, 01:06 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I can't tell whether you've been healed or not until I know what kind of car it is.

TM

She ain't healed unless it is a Mercedes E class 4 matic wagon.

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-23-2006, 01:06 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Oh for Crissakes. For how many years now will I be the troll? I started posting in my 20s I'm in my 30s and Less and Company are edging into their 40s. We'll be geriatric and people will still be being admonished for "feeding the troll"

You will always be a troll.

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
First, I was a sock, then I was real and now I'm possibly a ploy in the grand scheme of TM's imagination.

Untrue. In my imagination you were a 9.5.

TM

patentparanyc · 10-23-2006, 01:11 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You will always be a troll.

Untrue. In my imagination you were a 9.5.

TM

Unrealistic.Expectations.

bold_n_brazen · 10-23-2006, 01:11 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I can't tell whether you've been healed or not until I know what kind of car it is.

TM

bold_n_brazen · 10-23-2006, 01:12 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
She ain't healed unless it is a Mercedes E class 4 matic wagon.

Jesus fucking christ.

Shut up. Just shut up.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 10-23-2006, 01:15 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen

The brazenette so wants that.