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07-05-2004, 05:33 PM
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Along for the ride
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: happier than you
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why? He was cute, ....
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Eewwww. He's not cute, he's icky. |
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07-06-2004, 02:41 AM
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#992
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How ya like me now?!?
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Above You
Posts: 509
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I'd run, not walk, from any married man who lied about his status.
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Homophobe!
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the comeback
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07-06-2004, 03:02 PM
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#993
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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07-06-2004, 06:22 PM
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#994
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Just For Hank
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07-06-2004, 06:28 PM
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#995
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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an update
Started reading Charlotte's Web this weekend. Two chapters in, and it seems to be going well. Yertle The Turtle is also a hit, but that has more pictures.
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07-09-2004, 06:20 PM
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#996
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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L'il Ty to his mother this morning: "What are you doing with your boobies?"
Oh. My. God. For Chrissakes, the kid is not yet four years old. Where did this come from? I thought we'd have a little longer.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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07-09-2004, 06:27 PM
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#997
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
L'il Ty to his mother this morning: "What are you doing with your boobies?"
Oh. My. God. For Chrissakes, the kid is not yet four years old. Where did this come from? I thought we'd have a little longer.
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What WAS she doing with them?
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07-09-2004, 06:38 PM
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#998
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
L'il Ty to his mother this morning: "What are you doing with your boobies?"
Oh. My. God. For Chrissakes, the kid is not yet four years old. Where did this come from? I thought we'd have a little longer.
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i may have posted this one before but, walking throught a huge Christmas store (Bronner's Frankenmuth Mi) when daughter was like 3, we're all relaxed, the peaceful XMAS music pulling us to think of December displays only 5 more months. Daughter is running ahead a little, when coming at us is a pretty big woman, not gilbert grape huge but big. Daughter stops looks at her and says to us "She has funny nursies" we all freeze and wait- Daughter reloads and POW "she's fat!" She was on the she's fat thing for a few months.
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07-09-2004, 07:01 PM
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#999
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
i may have posted this one before but, walking throught a huge Christmas store (Bronner's Frankenmuth Mi) when daughter was like 3, we're all relaxed, the peaceful XMAS music pulling us to think of December displays only 5 more months. Daughter is running ahead a little, when coming at us is a pretty big woman, not gilbert grape huge but big. Daughter stops looks at her and says to us "She has funny nursies" we all freeze and wait- Daughter reloads and POW "she's fat!" She was on the she's fat thing for a few months.
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An dat, chillun, wuz how Sistah Fringey come to hate 'cha like a cat hate a firecracker en 'is cornhole. Lawd, lawd. |
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07-09-2004, 07:03 PM
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#1000
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
An dat, chillun, wuz how Sistah Fringey come to hate 'cha like a cat hate a firecracker en 'is cornhole. Lawd, lawd.
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The cat, unlike all other mammals, is singularly repulsed by a firecracker in the rectum. Imagine this being said in a voice not unlike the guy from Animal Kingdom's...
[What was that movie called -- wasn't it "Morons" or something? -- where a guy actually put a firecracker in his butt?] |
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07-09-2004, 07:04 PM
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#1001
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Originally posted by dtb
The cat, unlike all other mammals, is singularly repulsed by a firecracker in the rectum.
[What was that movie called -- wasn't it "Morons" or something? -- where a guy actually put a firecracker in his butt?]
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People! Focus! What was Ty's wife doing with her boobies that prompted the question? Tweaking her nipples? Inquiring minds want to know!
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07-09-2004, 07:05 PM
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#1002
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
People! Focus! What was Ty's wife doing with her boobies that prompted the question? Tweaking her nipples? Inquiring minds want to know!
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Truth be told, fringey, I was wondering the exact same thing. But as you had already posted the question, I am just sitting back waiting for an answer. |
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07-09-2004, 07:06 PM
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#1003
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
The cat, unlike all other mammals, is singularly repulsed by a firecracker in the rectum. Imagine this being said in a voice not unlike the guy from Animal Kingdom's...
[What was that movie called -- wasn't it "Morons" or something? -- where a guy actually put a firecracker in his butt?]
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I believe you are thinking of "Jackass, the Movie."
And now Stan will wrestle in the mud with the crocodile in an effort to place a painless tracking tag on him, while I circle above in the helicopter. |
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07-09-2004, 07:07 PM
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#1004
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Originally posted by dtb
Truth be told, fringey, I was wondering the exact same thing. But as you had already posted the question, I am just sitting back waiting for an answer.
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I was more addressing that to the morons who seem more concerned about the boring topic of my fatness than the far more interesting topic of odd breast behavior.
Do you think Atticus or Hank are maybe not actually interested in breasts? Is this a dad thing -- like, those are for food, not fun? Huh.
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07-09-2004, 07:07 PM
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#1005
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,050
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What WAS she doing with them?
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I think she had just gotten out of the shower and wasn't doing much of anything with them, but I wasn't in the room. I think he knew the question had a vaguely illicit connotation to it.
eta: Sorry that it took me almost 40 minutes to respond. Who knew there was this little party going on down here?
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