It was the wrong thread - Page 67

Hank Chinaski · 08-29-2005, 04:32 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Why does any of this babble have to do with law - and why isn't it being posted on the FB?

I was too young to be drinking legally.

sebastian_dangerfield · 08-29-2005, 04:33 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I was walking home blind once in college and slipped on black ice. It turned out I cracked a rib. The next morning I had pain but no memory. Over the next few days I convinvced myself it was angina and I went to the emergency room.

Is a drunk induced broken rib broadly a "hangover?"

You have to be careful with dialing the 911. I dated a wild chick in college. We ate a bunch of really insanely strong shrooms one afternoon. I told her to take it easy and drink some beers and ease into the trip because I knew they were strong. Screwy chick went and found a dude with blow and ripped a few lines just as the first 747 takeoff wave of the fungus began to kick in. She lost her shit completely and started demanding I call the hospital because she was going to die. It took a bottle of champagne to get her halfway under control.

Found out years later she had an undiagnossed heart problem. I shudder to think what might have happened during our brief time together. I don't think you recover from waking up ssenior year and finding a dead chick lying next to you. That would've seriously blown...

sebastian_dangerfield · 08-29-2005, 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Why does any of this babble have to do with law - and why isn't it being posted on the FB?

Its all the same thread, man.

taxwonk · 08-29-2005, 04:37 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I don't think you recover from waking up ssenior year and finding a dead chick lying next to you. That would've seriously blown...

Don't I know it.

Oh shit. Did I post that out loud?

bold_n_brazen · 08-29-2005, 04:43 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You have to be careful with dialing the 911. I dated a wild chick in college. We ate a bunch of really insanely strong shrooms one afternoon. I told her to take it easy and drink some beers and ease into the trip because I knew they were strong. Screwy chick went and found a dude with blow and ripped a few lines just as the first 747 takeoff wave of the fungus began to kick in. She lost her shit completely and started demanding I call the hospital because she was going to die. It took a bottle of champagne to get her halfway under control.

Found out years later she had an undiagnossed heart problem. I shudder to think what might have happened during our brief time together. I don't think you recover from waking up ssenior year and finding a dead chick lying next to you. That would've seriously blown...

I find it uncanny how similar our college experiences were.

Uncanny and a little frightening.

sebastian_dangerfield · 08-29-2005, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I find it uncanny how similar our college experiences were.

Uncanny and a little frightening.

Oh, I think most people's were like ours. I have piles of friends with similar experiences.

bold_n_brazen · 08-29-2005, 04:59 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh, I think most people's were like ours. I have piles of friends with similar experiences.

I think you are wrong. Or else everyone I know is lying.

notcasesensitive · 08-29-2005, 05:00 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
It really hurt. Searing pain like never before, up the esophagus further than ever before. Felt like a heart attack (or what I'm told a heart attack feels like).

I drove. Xanax only cures the detox jitters. This wasn't a detox thing. It was more a stomach issue.

One of my best friends had to take his wife to the hospital after their wedding to get a fluid IV. She got obliterated at the ceremony. After a lil fluid, she got right on the plane for the Carribean.

Fluid IV. That was the plan we came up with one night to make oodles and oodles of money. Open an IV bar with Doctor friend next door to the busiest bar in town. Run it from midnight to 4 am. Profit.

Why do these not exist? It can't be illegal to give people fluids can it?

08-29-2005, 05:00 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Because Spanky is afraid of the FB.

Exactly. This is the FB for the dignified and mature crowd. It is alsot the new home of the Book Club.

sebastian_dangerfield · 08-29-2005, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I think you are wrong. Or else everyone I know is lying.

It is possible I seek out people who behave similarly.

08-29-2005, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh, I think most people's were like ours. I have piles of friends with similar experiences.

No doubt. Except I went to a state school, so you should substitute "blotter," "hash" and "Ballantine" for the 'shrooms, blow and champagne in Sebby's story. Otherwise, word for fuckin' word, dude.

bold_n_brazen · 08-29-2005, 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
This is the FB for the dignified and mature crowd.

I was unaware of this. Consider this my last post here as I want to be regarded as neither diginifed or mature.

Sparklehorse · 08-29-2005, 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh, I think most people's were like ours.

Agreed. I had a sort of similar experience in college. One Saturday night, I took too many strong mushrooms too late in the evening. The evening was fun but then it got to be around 3 and I wanted to go to sleep. I had a test on Monday and wanted to study on Sunday so I needed a semi-decent night of sleep. I acted like I'd just had a lot to drink but my body disagreed. I had bed spins that turned into visuals. I got up when I heard my roommmate come home and got a consultation. He was older and a hard-core partyer -- worked at the Ramada Inn as a bartender and belonged to the drunken preppy frat on campus. He recommended a bunch of bong hits. I took my prescribed medicine and started to feel better. I got up to return to my bed. On my way through the kitchen, I fell on the floor and could not get up for a few minutes. During that time, I vowed never to do mushrooms again. I obviously did get up but I did not sleep well that night, needless to say.

I think I've eaten mushrooms once since then.

08-29-2005, 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You have to be careful with dialing the 911. I dated a wild chick in college. We ate a bunch of really insanely strong shrooms one afternoon. I told her to take it easy and drink some beers and ease into the trip because I knew they were strong. Screwy chick went and found a dude with blow and ripped a few lines just as the first 747 takeoff wave of the fungus began to kick in. She lost her shit completely and started demanding I call the hospital because she was going to die. It took a bottle of champagne to get her halfway under control.

Found out years later she had an undiagnossed heart problem. I shudder to think what might have happened during our brief time together. I don't think you recover from waking up ssenior year and finding a dead chick lying next to you. That would've seriously blown...

Yet another handy use for xanax. Or even better, the stuff Stevie Nicks was addicted to= clonapan?

sebastian_dangerfield · 08-29-2005, 05:04 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Fluid IV. That was the plan we came up with one night to make oodles and oodles of money. Open an IV bar with Doctor friend next door to the busiest bar in town. Run it from midnight to 4 am. Profit.

Why do these not exist? It can't be illegal to give people fluids can it?

Liability would be sky high. You want to administer a needle to a blazing drunk?

Supposedly, the oxygen bars can help kill a hangover.