A frolic in Cambodia

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I like it when people don't get it, or better yet, when two people get it and the others can't tell it's a movie/tv quote b/c it was so deftly applied to the topic or situation that the statement/quote seemed entirely reasonable and relevant. Everyone kinds of nods in agreement, and you look over at the person who gets it and give him that "Man Getting Hit By Football (starring George C. Scott)" look.

That way it works on so many levels.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think that when your kids' school puts on Little Red Riding Hood, the ending should be changed so that we find out that the reason the wolf did all the bad things was because he had thorn in his paw that made him cranky, and someone removes the thorn and lets him go free.

Ah, Desperate Housewives, or, as I like to call it, Mothers I'd Like to Fuck.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Ah, Desperate Housewives, or, as I like to call it, Mothers I'd Like to Fuck.

Eva Longoria's character has no kids. I'm just saying.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Eva Longoria's character has no kids. I'm just saying.

No, but she's fucking a kid. I'm sure that counts for something...

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Eva Longoria's character has no kids. I'm just saying.

I'd fuck her anyway.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'd fuck her anyway.

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I'd mow her lawn.

Originally posted by barely_legal
Blue Mercury is where I got mine (Spring Flowers). I got it at the store in Georgetown, but I think the store in Dupont also carries them.

Thanks BL! (and sunny for her input via e-mail)

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by mmm3587
This was the theme last night of Desperate Housewives. The dumpy blonde was fighting the bastardization of children's stories by getting high on Aderall and sewing all night. In other news, the Latina is still pretty hot. What's Teri Hatcher's deal? Where is her baby's daddy? Also, the redhead looked pretty good in her lingerie and fur. Her hsuband is obviously gay.

Fuck, that bitch with the cornered pussy beat me.

Teri Hatcher's ex-husband shows up occasionally with a bimbo.

Of course he's gay, but I'm still waiting for Kimberly to pull back her wig.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Teri Hatcher's ex-husband shows up occasionally with a bimbo.

Of course he's gay, but I'm still waiting for Kimberly to pull back her wig.

I was thinking gay is too obvious, and that he just wants to do some kind of dress up. Or have her lie in a bathtub full of ice and pretend to be dead when he fucks her. Or pee/shit on her. Something relatively innocuous like that.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I'm still waiting for Kimberly to pull back her wig.

Yes. And how much fun it would be if Sydney showed up.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I think Kid's films have long had a dark side

Including the Pixar ones. Monsters, Inc. is an allegory of corporate greed with a few digs at excess government regulation thrown in. Its 7-eyed giant bad guy exclaims at the climax "I'll kidnap a 1000 children before I let this company die!"

Finding Nemo starts with with mass slaughter of Marlin's wife and all but one of his 400 (4000? - we usually skip that part) kids. Dark indeed.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yes. And how much fun it would be if Sydney showed up.

Much fun. But I think that Teri Hatcher would really go for Jake. Unless she's a (fucking) heightist.

Gay is simple, but I doubt network television, as outlandish as it has become, is ready to explore fetishes.

Of course, not wanting to do the sex with a woman more concerned about a cheese-steak wrap isn't really a hallmark of being gay. It's a hallmark of being turned off by someone not in the mood, hot lingerie or not.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I was thinking gay is too obvious, and that he just wants to do some kind of dress up. Or have her lie in a bathtub full of ice and pretend to be dead when he fucks her. Or pee/shit on her. Something relatively innocuous like that.

2. He wants her to 2 on him.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Much fun. But I think that Teri Hatcher would really go for Jake. Unless she's a (fucking) heightist.

Gay is simple, but I doubt network television, as outlandish as it has become, is ready to explore fetishes.

Of course, not wanting to do the sex with a woman more concerned about a cheese-steak wrap isn't really a hallmark of being gay. It's a hallmark of being turned off by someone not in the mood, hot lingerie or not.

Network TV wants to borrow from HBO, and he seemed to want to tell her that he wanted to do SOMEthing, but didn't quite get there.

If he wants an MFM, we both win.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by baltassoc
Including the Pixar ones. Monsters, Inc. is an allegory of corporate greed with a few digs at excess government regulation thrown in. Its 7-eyed giant bad guy exclaims at the climax "I'll kidnap a 1000 children before I let this company die!"

Finding Nemo starts with with mass slaughter of Marlin's wife and all but one of his 400 (4000? - we usually skip that part) kids. Dark indeed.

So, assume you're Pixar, about to do the last film in your deal with Meglomaniacal Ubercorporate Disney. What do you do?

Perhaps an allegory that starts with a huge reptilian creature, Eisnersaur, that likes to eat the minds of little children for breakfast. You have a heroic Pixie who will save the day. Where do you go from there?

Sometimes the real world is dark enough.