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05-13-2005, 03:32 PM
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#991
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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yay
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
the gorgeous ncs has joined us. Now if only plf and ironweed and dtb were here. And bnb. And a bunch of others. I wish you all were here too.
And ABBA. where the fuck is she. And coltrane.
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Here I am!
I'm just trying to get over my hurt that all that time I thought Wonk was flirting with me, he was only kidding.
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05-13-2005, 03:32 PM
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#992
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
And Happy Friday the 13th to y'all. I am glad to note that all of the good posters have showed up so far. We got Sebby, and TM, and GWNC, and Sebby and RP and Wonk and Sebby. All we need is the gorgeous ncs, wood, plf and sebby and I think everyone would agree that this is the good kind of Friday the 13th. Not the kind where you get followed home from a party at 3 am and get choked at knifepoint by a guy in a leather jacket.
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Look at you. Kissing our collective ass, like it was freshly shaved. What's next, sending fuzzy dice to a Jamaican as a thank you for the Big Mac?
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05-13-2005, 03:35 PM
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#993
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh, thats not true. Do you litigate? If so, you're a salesman. Or a failure.
I think we'd both do exceptionally well. People like us have trouble lying to family and friends. But I have no trouble lying to anyone else. I won't lie to you until I either (a) develop a dislike for you or (b) realize you're lying to me. Then I'll lie all the fucking time to you, about shit I don't even need to lie about. Hell, I'll do it just for laugh. Lying to pricks is a mental way of punching them in the teeth. Its a complete lack of respect. If you can work that dichotomy in your personality, you can eembellish and twist the truth as it it needs to be twisted in sales....
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Oh, I can sell the law. But I'm terrible at schmoozing, which you seem to be pretty good at. Actually, I am capable of schmoozing, but it makes me want to TUIMMALB, so I don't do it often.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-13-2005, 03:35 PM
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#994
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
*sniff*
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Jesus. I am so sorry. RT. I just havent been folliowing this Guy A Girl B saga. All I know is that when someone does some mantraipping, she might have choices as to who to reel in until the pat test comes in.
I think I also forgot Hank and Those Crazy FBers From the Bay Area.
Note to NFH: I would have includedd you but your links are getting increasingly irrelevant. THey are like the punchline froM Letterman circa ten days ago but without the gloss.
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05-13-2005, 03:39 PM
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#995
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Actually he would be hitting .667 (or .666666666666 etc.) if your 1/3 whiff theory is correct.
Crap. I think I was just tricked into posting a lame "avocados are not vegetables" sort of a post. And Sebby is around to bust me for it.
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Not to worry, Pretty Lady. Your gay guy arms posts more than made up for it.
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05-13-2005, 03:40 PM
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#996
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Jesus. I am so sorry. RT. I just havent been folliowing this Guy A Girl B saga. All I know is that when someone does some mantraipping, she might have choices as to who to reel in until the pat test comes in.
I think I also forgot Hank and Those Crazy FBers From the Bay Area.
Note to NFH: I would have includedd you but your links are getting increasingly irrelevant. THey are like the punchline froM Letterman circa ten days ago but without the gloss.
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Don't forget lo-berry. I know he's a Newber, but his contributions are valuable nonetheless.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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05-13-2005, 03:40 PM
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#997
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yay
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
the gorgeous ncs has joined us. Now if only plf and ironweed and dtb were here. And bnb. And a bunch of others. I wish you all were here too.
And ABBA. where the fuck is she. And coltrane.
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ABBA!!! And Coltrane!!! How could I forget them? Thats the problem with these inclusive lists. You always forget to include someone. IW oudl be a disaster accepting an academy award.
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05-13-2005, 03:41 PM
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#998
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Most gays have pretty good taste. .
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Like their taste in music?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-13-2005, 03:46 PM
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#999
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Like their taste in music?
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Sebby's a huge Erasure fan.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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05-13-2005, 03:50 PM
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#1000
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yay
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Here I am!
I'm just trying to get over my hurt that all that time I thought Wonk was flirting with me, he was only kidding.
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Not to worry, Sour Girl. I am pretty sure he'd :hit:
RT, why is the I'd HIT IT smiley gone but :weakest: still here?
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05-13-2005, 03:50 PM
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#1001
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Sebby's a huge Erasure fan.
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Abba (the band) too, IIRC.
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05-13-2005, 03:50 PM
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#1002
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Sebby's a huge Erasure fan.
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Again with the psychic thing. Why have I had an Erasure song in my head for the past three days? I don't think I've heard it anywhere.
I've tried to discover/a little something to make things sweeter/so baby refrain/from breaking my he-ah-ah-art/I'm so in love with you/I'll be forever true/What religion or reason/ would drive a man to forsake his lover ...
And why the fuck do I know these lyrics???
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05-13-2005, 03:53 PM
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#1003
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Don't forget lo-berry. I know he's a Newber, but his contributions are valuable nonetheless.
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Wrong. Lo-berry started very strong but has fallen off the radar completely. Almost as disappointing as Dave Chappelle checking into a hospital. The pressure of the strong promise.
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05-13-2005, 03:56 PM
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#1004
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Frustration
I am thankful that I have found a way into IM that the IT nazis will never figure out (hopefully). But I fucking hate the instability. Grrr. All appears well, for now.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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05-13-2005, 03:56 PM
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#1005
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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yay
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Not to worry, Sour Girl. I am pretty sure he'd :hit:
RT, why is the I'd HIT IT smiley gone but :weakest: still here?
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Why am I "sour"?
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