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10-23-2006, 01:46 PM
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#1006
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Perfect Saturday Night
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Oh dear. You didn't use a sock on an imaginary ppnyc, did you?
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No. Napkin. But I used a sock for you.
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10-23-2006, 01:46 PM
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#1007
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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What did I do?
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Not sure about that one. I'm not a 2.5 tho. Definitely not a 10.
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You are sure you used to be a 6, but unsure what you are now?
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10-23-2006, 01:48 PM
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#1008
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Location: NYC
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Because Coltrane's too tired today
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I need an empty shoe.
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Are you crazy? You wouldn't use one of those socks?
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10-23-2006, 01:51 PM
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#1009
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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What did I do?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You are sure you used to be a 6, but unsure what you are now?
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Do you see what you have done to her? Nothing is sure any more. I hope you're pleased with yourself for completely fucking with her psyche simply so you could get some bizarre ego gratification.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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10-23-2006, 01:52 PM
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#1010
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,307
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Perfect Saturday Night
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Now he's toiling in obscurity in southern Oregon.
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Marijuana farmer? I think they generally like the obscurity thing.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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10-23-2006, 01:56 PM
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#1011
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Scarlett
You people in LA, is this real or is it a hoax?
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Scarlett, I am told, has signed a deal to make her first record. "Scarlett Sings Tom Waits" is being recorded now and through the winter, with a possible release next spring from Rhino Records' recently reactivated Atco label. The eventual release date will be coordinated with Johansson's movie schedule.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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10-23-2006, 01:59 PM
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#1012
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Point Balance
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Do people actually rate themselves? Stand in front of a mirror and say, hmm, I guess I'd give myself a 7.3? It just seems really weird. I look in the mirror and think "nice zit" or "my, your forehead is looking big today" or "that tricep is looking a little flabby" but a point balance? It's very "piece of meat"-like.
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After my daily affirmations I rate myself. I usually end up around a 10. Of course this is on a scale of 1-100. |
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10-23-2006, 01:59 PM
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#1013
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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What did I do?
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Do you see what you have done to her? Nothing is sure any more. I hope you're pleased with yourself for completely fucking with her psyche simply so you could get some bizarre ego gratification.
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Work on your spelling. Eggo gratification. She had some in her purse.
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10-23-2006, 02:02 PM
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#1014
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Hotpockets all around!
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Work on your spelling. Eggo gratification. She had some in her purse.
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You've got to admit, a purse that doubles as a toaster is pretty cool.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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10-23-2006, 02:05 PM
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#1015
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Point Balance
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
After my daily affirmations I rate myself. I usually end up around a 10. Of course this is on a scale of 1-100.
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This would have been more effective if you had formatted the post like this:
"After my daily affirmations I rate myself. I usually end up around a 10.
Of course this is on a scale of 1-100."
You see, that way we would have time to absorb the "rating myself a 10" part before we get to the humorous "on a scale of 1-100" kicker. Hilarious either way, but we should always strive to be better. You know, for the Nebwers.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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10-23-2006, 02:07 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,139
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Hotpockets all around!
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
You've got to admit, a purse that doubles as a toaster is pretty cool.
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he didn't say she heated it in the puse. she probably just stuck it between her thighs as she walked out of the bar.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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10-23-2006, 02:08 PM
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#1017
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Point Balance
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Formatting advice
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I thought about formatting my post that way but it seemed like hitting "Enter" a few extra times with my right pinky finger was too much effort. So instead I just doubled up with my right thumb on the space bar and there you have it.
I would think that the Newbers would appreciate knowing that if they are feeling tired or even lazy it need not deter them from posting. I suspect you may be missing the big picture here.
In case anyone is wondering, today I am a 12. |
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10-23-2006, 02:08 PM
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#1018
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Uh... holy shit.
Did you all know that fabulous photo Ollie posted earlier was of Scarlett Johansen? Because I sure didn't. Not until I saw it on wwtdd.com.
Holy shit.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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10-23-2006, 02:14 PM
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#1019
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Point Balance
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Nebwers.
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Nebwers. Nebwers, nebwers, nebwers, nebwers.
It's a funny word. |
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10-23-2006, 02:20 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Uh... holy shit.
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Did you all know that fabulous photo Ollie posted earlier was of Scarlett Johansen? Because I sure didn't. Not until I saw it on wwtdd.com.
Holy shit.
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You can get similar socks at American Apparel.
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