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[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The Secretary of State's son? How far down the family tree are you willing to go? Does this apply to all cabinet family members? Party leaders?

I can't believe how many blowjob rules there are....

That depends: who has hot daughters?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The Secretary of State's son? How far down the family tree are you willing to go? Does this apply to all cabinet family members? Party leaders?

I can't believe how many blowjob rules there are....

Its not a BJ rule so much as a ticket to a very unique bragging right. Imagine it - "Yeh, there I was, kinda tipsy, and Powell just leans over and... next thing you know..."

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The Secretary of State's son? How far down the family tree are you willing to go? Does this apply to all cabinet family members? Party leaders?

I can't believe how many blowjob rules there are....

There may also be some Secretaries of State where you want to pass.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
That depends: who has hot daughters?

Well, a Bush daughter sandwich does trump a Michael Powell blow job... but it doesn't quite have a the same "exotic" factor.

I mean, like Hank said, he's half Samoan.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well, a Bush daughter sandwich does trump a Michael Powell blow job... but it doesn't quite have a the same "exotic" factor.

I mean, like Hank said, he's half Samoan.

hmm... How about George P. Bush? I believe he is one of several "brown grandchildren." And he is kinda hot, for a Republican.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
hmm... How about George P. Bush? I believe he is one of several "brown grandchildren." And he is kinda hot, for a Republican.

Looks like a biter. I'd shy away from that.

[sunnybunny]

So, I'm at a destination wedding in the Virgin Islands last week when I observe the following.


Best man is one half of a gay married couple.
These men adopted a pair of twins. I think they're 1 1/2. THey've had them for a month.
I'm down with that, talking to them about parenting and all and life in Minnesota (where they were from). The twins are both super cute and their gay daddies definitely know how to dress them. I play with the twins a bit.
That night a i see both of them out having drinks and socializing (this is the Ritz in St. Thom; it's a huge compound; all the buildings are a ways apart and the rooms are all spread out in little two storey buildings). I notice the twins are not there. I inquire about the twins and get a response something like this
"oh, they're sleeping in the room. We go back about once an hour [to our hotel room a tenth of a mile or more away] and check on them." Me: "so, there's like NO ONE with them." Response: "yeah, they're fine. THey're sleeping." I also discover somewhere in the conversation that they were abused/neglected and that's why they were in teh foster/adoption system...one of them has developmental disabilities.

This happens for several nights.

Someone needs to give these boys some parenting classes. This sounds like something a stupid dad does in a movie or Lester would do if he ever accidentally knocked up a woman. I'm sure this was the exception for adoptive parents, but this just smacked of "I didn't carry these things in my womb but I once had a cat, so I should be a great parent. I loved to play with dolls when I was little."

End of Story TIme

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
So, I'm at a destination wedding in the Virgin Islands last week when I observe the following.


Best man is one half of a gay married couple.
These men adopted a pair of twins. I think they're 1 1/2. THey've had them for a month.
I'm down with that, talking to them about parenting and all and life in Minnesota (where they were from). The twins are both super cute and their gay daddies definitely know how to dress them. I play with the twins a bit.
That night a i see both of them out having drinks and socializing (this is the Ritz in St. Thom; it's a huge compound; all the buildings are a ways apart and the rooms are all spread out in little two storey buildings). I notice the twins are not there. I inquire about the twins and get a response something like this
"oh, they're sleeping in the room. We go back about once an hour [to our hotel room a tenth of a mile or more away] and check on them." Me: "so, there's like NO ONE with them." Response: "yeah, they're fine. THey're sleeping." I also discover somewhere in the conversation that they were abused/neglected and that's why they were in teh foster/adoption system...one of them has developmental disabilities.

This happens for several nights.

Someone needs to give these boys some parenting classes. This sounds like something a stupid dad does in a movie or Lester would do if he ever accidentally knocked up a woman. I'm sure this was the exception for adoptive parents, but this just smacked of "I didn't carry these things in my womb but I once had a cat, so I should be a great parent. I loved to play with dolls when I was little."

End of Story TIme

Take it to the Dad & Dad Board, assjack.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
So, I'm at a destination wedding in the Virgin Islands last week when I observe the following.


Best man is one half of a gay married couple.
These men adopted a pair of twins. I think they're 1 1/2. THey've had them for a month.
I'm down with that, talking to them about parenting and all and life in Minnesota (where they were from). The twins are both super cute and their gay daddies definitely know how to dress them. I play with the twins a bit.
That night a i see both of them out having drinks and socializing (this is the Ritz in St. Thom; it's a huge compound; all the buildings are a ways apart and the rooms are all spread out in little two storey buildings). I notice the twins are not there. I inquire about the twins and get a response something like this
"oh, they're sleeping in the room. We go back about once an hour [to our hotel room a tenth of a mile or more away] and check on them." Me: "so, there's like NO ONE with them." Response: "yeah, they're fine. THey're sleeping." I also discover somewhere in the conversation that they were abused/neglected and that's why they were in teh foster/adoption system...one of them has developmental disabilities.

This happens for several nights.

Someone needs to give these boys some parenting classes. This sounds like something a stupid dad does in a movie or Lester would do if he ever accidentally knocked up a woman. I'm sure this was the exception for adoptive parents, but this just smacked of "I didn't carry these things in my womb but I once had a cat, so I should be a great parent. I loved to play with dolls when I was little."

End of Story TIme

While this sucks (add it to the list!), I don't think child neglect is limited to gay parents.

I would have led them right back to the room and given them a good talking to. My wife probably would have .... well, let's just say she'd limit their reproductive options on the spot.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
adoptive parents,

Any chance they had a baby sitter and were just screwing with you?

Did they have a monitor?

Kids who can't walk can't really get hurt in a crib, and 1/10 of a mile isn't very far.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think it's pretty clear that you're a ho, ncs.

Speaking of which, in a proud, proud day for the English language, "crack ho" has made it into either the Oxford or Webster's Dictionary. I heard it on the radio this morning and didn't catch which of the big two committed this temporal linguistic sin.

[SlaveNoMore]

Replaced_Texan
And he is kinda hot, for a Republican.

Ahem. Most of us are.

Unlike, say....

[dtb]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
So, I'm at a destination wedding in the Virgin Islands last week when I observe the following.


Best man is one half of a gay married couple.
These men adopted a pair of twins. I think they're 1 1/2. THey've had them for a month.
I'm down with that, talking to them about parenting and all and life in Minnesota (where they were from). The twins are both super cute and their gay daddies definitely know how to dress them. I play with the twins a bit.
That night a i see both of them out having drinks and socializing (this is the Ritz in St. Thom; it's a huge compound; all the buildings are a ways apart and the rooms are all spread out in little two storey buildings). I notice the twins are not there. I inquire about the twins and get a response something like this
"oh, they're sleeping in the room. We go back about once an hour [to our hotel room a tenth of a mile or more away] and check on them." Me: "so, there's like NO ONE with them." Response: "yeah, they're fine. THey're sleeping." I also discover somewhere in the conversation that they were abused/neglected and that's why they were in teh foster/adoption system...one of them has developmental disabilities.

This happens for several nights.

Someone needs to give these boys some parenting classes. This sounds like something a stupid dad does in a movie or Lester would do if he ever accidentally knocked up a woman. I'm sure this was the exception for adoptive parents, but this just smacked of "I didn't carry these things in my womb but I once had a cat, so I should be a great parent. I loved to play with dolls when I was little."

End of Story TIme

And this is applicable to all gay couples, why?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Any chance they had a baby sitter and were just screwing with you?

Did they have a monitor?

Kids who can't walk can't really get hurt in a crib, and 1/10 of a mile isn't very far.

They can probably walk at 1 1/2, but I agree with the sentiment here. The kids were probably in one of those portable playpen thingies and I don't think it constitutes neglect. They were checking on them regularly. How is it any different from putting them to bed upstairs and then going back downstairs to watch tv?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by dtb
And this is applicable to all gay couples, why?

Not just to gay couples, apparently it is applicable to all couples who have not experiened the wonder of bearing fruit from their loins. Damn adopters - thinking they know everything just because they had pets or dolls!