imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You go on ahead. I already have her booked that night.

Does this mean that mommy and daddy are getting back together? Hurrah! Now I don't have to explain why I have three dads and one mom anymore.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Does this mean that mommy and daddy are getting back together? Hurrah! Now I don't have to explain why I have three dads and one mom anymore.

Confidential to Flinty: Hank's broke. I think your mom's business is going to be expanding, not shutting down, after he reenters the picture.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by ironweed
It's bad enough that you were nosing around a post that had nothing to do with you (yes, that's right, not everything on this board revolves around you, and your plaid pants, and your oh-so-hip collection of Thievery Corporation import remixes, and your "look-at-me!" sexual ambiguity), but the fact that you felt compelled to post about it just confirms that you suffer from a kind of raging, pathological narcissism I find difficult to even imagine.

Speaking of which, Coachella tickets are going on sale soon and the lineup will be announced at the end of this month, I think. Rumours abound (The Smiths? Jay-Z & Linkin Park?) I believe, however, that Bright Eyes, the Killers and Rilo Kiley (yay!) have all confirmed that they'll be playing.

Make your plans now to hang out in the desert with str8 & friends (and perhaps a quite pregnant Mrs. Str8, which could be interesting).

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Confidential to Flinty: Hank's broke. I think your mom's business is going to be expanding, not shutting down, after he reenters the picture.

Why the hate Fringey? This'll be good for him. A boy can never have too many uncles. Flinty. What kind of candy do you like?

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Will the finalists have to take part in a "get out of the noose" competition?

That's cold. Very cold.

Str(side-bacon lover)8

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Why the hate Fringey? This'll be good for him. A boy can never have too many uncles. Flinty. What kind of candy do you like?

There was no hate intended or implied. I was just telling him there are going to be more uncles, not fewer, and giving him an explanation.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by dtb
Wow. Thanks. I had to confirm who she is on google, and she's who I thought she was. What I didn't know was that Jayne Mansfield was her mother. Huh.

Yep. Jayne and Mickey, sitting in a tree/K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Love her. Love her. Plus, she's got quite a set.

[dtb]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Poll on CNN.com


SpongeBob SquarePants is:

(a) Promoting the acceptance of homosexuality
(b) Promoting tolerance and diversity
(c) Absorbent, yellow and porous

(c) is winning.

I TOLD you so! (Except it's absorbent AND yellow and porous is he -- but that's quibbling.)

[bilmore]

Great movie:

http://brainsick.shackspace.com/fordkabird.mpeg

(Work safe)

[evenodds]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
EO probalby is but she has retired except to ban socks

Much to everyone's disappointment, I am not retired.

I am just still catching up after two months on the road at the end of last year. I think I am still 20,000 posts (almost all of them from Ty and fringey) behind.

1) Juan Carlos, who is about to fall out of the top 32 from being number one not two years ago, is apparently going out with jailbait screecher Sharapova. He is like 23. I acknowledge everyone's acknowledgement that she is hot but she looks like a circle head on a stick body to me and is not my type. Plus she has my stringy hair. Good at yoga though. Do we think he is waiting for her to turn 18? What about the bleach situation? He indulges, she doesnt. Its so beardy.

2) Anna Smashnova- Pistonlesi is now just Anna Smashnova. Thank god. She had the best last name in tennis. That married name thing couldnt last. Am I the only one who observes the rule that whoever has the cooler last name gets to make it the family name upon marriage?

3) Mary Carillo, the gayest straigh woman ever

4) Who invited Dick Enberg to cal l the games? "Oh my" is older than Bilmore and "off my corner"

5) Steffi Graf looks so beautiful I thought she hade anose job. She hasnt. Is this the only case of a woman becomong beautiful for the first time after having two kids?

6) I must be drying up, or maybe its bc Moya is out first round aned Rhillimanwhoreis is injured, but nobody is making me moist. I actually think Taylor Dent is unattracitve and looks like a male Hilary Swank.

7) Tivo tennis takes a lot of one's free time. I skipped an eighties band to catchup.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by evenodds
Much to everyone's disappointment, I am not retired.

I am just still catching up after two months on the road at the end of last year. I think I am still 20,000 posts (almost all of them from Ty and fringey) behind.

You can probably skip mine. Except the one about the tool table and trashcan. In case I'm in Houston or Austin or whatever, I want to make sure you are clear about my seating preferences.

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Can I sit at the tool table this time, instead of in the corner by the trash can like last time? And, if I have to sit by the trash can, can you keep that monkey out of it? It threw food waste and partially consumed beer at me all night.

You are the only reason I read this board. I heart your sick mind.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by evenodds
Much to everyone's disappointment, I am not retired.

I am just still catching up after two months on the road at the end of last year. I think I am still 20,000 posts (almost all of them from Ty and fringey) behind.

Stop reading the PB.

[Atticus Grinch]

I found the trailer to "Hitchhiker's" formulaic, but the cast is promising. An android with the body of Warwick Davis and the voice of Alan Rickman should run for President. Apparently Jim Carrey was lined up to play Zaphod, but Douglas Adams took one for the team and died just before the deal was signed, mercifully derailing the movie until now.

The SFX studio that did LOTR is doing the live action "The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe" for December 2005 release. Sadly, Samuel Jackson is not the voice of Aslan.

"The Pink Panther" looks like shite. Steve Martin will soon surpass Mark Hamill in negative career trajectory.

I assume some ESPN wag has already noted that "Anna Smashnova" sounds like the brunette Bond fucks in the second reel.