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04-06-2005, 07:52 PM
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#1006
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Originally posted by AbsOfSteel
What IS the "toy of choice" for the board membership? No fibbing, now.
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Excuse me... Who the fuck are you? |
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04-06-2005, 07:52 PM
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#1007
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Why would you throw them out? You can replace the batteries, you know.
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Figuratively. It's like you don't even know me. |
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04-06-2005, 07:55 PM
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#1008
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Quote:
Originally posted by AbsOfSteel
What IS the "toy of choice" for the board membership? No fibbing, now.
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Judging from the reported dreams, I'd have to say Thurgreed.
eta: Welcome, newber!
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Last edited by Shape Shifter; 04-06-2005 at 07:59 PM..
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04-06-2005, 07:55 PM
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#1009
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You wish, Basedow
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: The rock I can't crawl out from under
Posts: 24
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Excuse me... Who the fuck are you?
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Diane Keaton's Dad, so I'm told |
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04-06-2005, 08:00 PM
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#1010
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You wish, Basedow
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: The rock I can't crawl out from under
Posts: 24
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Erector Sets
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Someone on the Boston Craig's List recently asked what women would think if a new-to-her guy pulled out a not-new vibrator. I can't imagine how this could be done without seeming skeevy.
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But what if it was new? |
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04-06-2005, 08:03 PM
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#1011
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Originally posted by Mr. Man
Ah, le singe… maintenant… regarde. Il est sur une bicyclette. Il joue au banjo. Et il fume une pipe. Maintenant, il arrête… Il lit un journal, il a on journal…
Et maintenant il est dans l’autobus! Il conduit l’autobus! Et Sandra Bullock est dans l’autobus! Il y a une bombe dans l’autobus! Il faut conduire l’autobus plus de 50 kilomètres par l’heure. Et Keanu Reeves! Là! Il arrive dans la voiture! Il a pas de cheveux et Jeff Daniels est déjà mort… Regarde, il se jette dans l’autobus. Et Dennis Hopper, oh! Dennis Hopper, quel méchant!”
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Incroyable! Ou est la guitare de Mick Mars?
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04-06-2005, 08:08 PM
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#1012
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Incroyable! Ou est la guitare de Mick Mars?
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mmmm, Mars Bar. |
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04-06-2005, 08:39 PM
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#1013
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,713
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Originally posted by AbsOfSteel
But what if it was new?
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Aww, are you shopping for your new board girlfriend?
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delicious strawberry death!
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04-06-2005, 08:45 PM
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#1014
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You wish, Basedow
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: The rock I can't crawl out from under
Posts: 24
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Aww, are you shopping for your new board girlfriend?
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For the last time....Diane is my DAUGHTER (or so I am told) |
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04-06-2005, 09:09 PM
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#1015
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Aww, are you shopping for your new board girlfriend?
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It's not gonna be anyone on this board, with that grammar.
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04-06-2005, 09:16 PM
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#1016
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You wish, Basedow
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: The rock I can't crawl out from under
Posts: 24
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Erector Sets
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It's not gonna be anyone on this board, with that grammar.
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Sorry...WERE
Damn grammar nazis |
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04-06-2005, 09:19 PM
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#1017
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Erector Sets
Quote:
Originally posted by AbsOfSteel
Damn grammar nazis
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That's the way (um, uh-huh uh-huh) to ingratiate yourself with the FBetties. |
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04-06-2005, 09:20 PM
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#1018
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They Call Me Tater Salad
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Freaky Beach, CA
Posts: 697
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
mmmm, Mars Bar.
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I think you best stay away from that Mars' Bar. They call it a Whammy Bar for a reason, you know. Well, maybe you and 8,000 others. |
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04-06-2005, 09:21 PM
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#1019
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Man
I think you best stay away from that Mars' Bar. They call it a Whammy Bar for a reason, you know. Well, maybe you and 8,000 others.
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I do not know what you are talking about. Does it involve chocolate? |
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04-06-2005, 09:32 PM
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#1020
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
I do not know what you are talking about. Does it involve chocolate?
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Only if it's chocolate covered pencillin.
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