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sebastian_dangerfield · 05-13-2005, 03:58 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Sebby's a huge Erasure fan.

Listening to Erasure is the sonic equivalent of a man wearing nipple clamps and an anal filler.

I cannot fathom how anyone can listen to that 80s synth pop shit. New Order, Ersaure, all of it is awful. I'd sooner listen to the entire Yes and King Crimson catalogue, or a loop of Syd Barrett records.

* Don't write "Syd was a misunderstood genius." The band got 50X better after he left. "See Emily Play" is not "Eleanor Rigby" or "Satisfaction." But I will give the idiot props for "Astronomy Domine." Maybe Bobby will have him guest on kazoo the next time Ratdog molests the tune. Shave, Bobby... you're fucking creeping me out.

sebastian_dangerfield · 05-13-2005, 04:00 PM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Abba (the band) too, IIRC.

Abba is fantastic. Reminds me of suuuuuch a better time in my life. Before the Flood...

05-13-2005, 04:01 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Why am I "sour"?

Its the name of a song that sort of celebrates your life as it stands now. The girl in said song isnt actually sour but emancipated from a bad relationship. I really don't know where that reference came from. I think I must have fallen asleep to STP on my couch or soemthintg.

sebastian_dangerfield · 05-13-2005, 04:02 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Again with the psychic thing. Why have I had an Erasure song in my head for the past three days? I don't think I've heard it anywhere.

I've tried to discover/a little something to make things sweeter/so baby refrain/from breaking my he-ah-ah-art/I'm so in love with you/I'll be forever true/What religion or reason/ would drive a man to forsake his lover ...

And why the fuck do I know these lyrics???

What is being said during that weird bit at the beginning of Def Leppard's "Rock of Ages"? You know, that bit where the strange voice says something that sounds like "ooonda gleee beeen gloutin globbin..."? WTF is that?

Replaced_Texan · 05-13-2005, 04:05 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What is being said during that weird bit at the beginning of Def Leppard's "Rock of Ages"? You know, that bit where the strange voice says something that sounds like "ooonda gleee beeen gloutin globbin..."? WTF is that?

It took me YEARS to decipher "Pour some sugar on me" and he was trying to actually annunciate that. No way in hell anyone is going to interpret the beginning of Rock of Ages.

sebastian_dangerfield · 05-13-2005, 04:06 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Its the name of a song that sort of celebrates your life as it stands now. The girl in said song isnt actually sour but emancipated from a bad relationship. I really don't know where that reference came from. I think I must have fallen asleep to STP on my couch or soemthintg.

Why is Pearl Jam, with their schmaltzy shit, considered so good, yet STP, with a lot of great songs, considered the Grand Funk Railroad of grunge? They sound a lot alike, only STP sounds better, and not pretentious.

sebastian_dangerfield · 05-13-2005, 04:11 PM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Are you a "Dapper Dan" man?

Worst. Masturbation. Lubricant. Ever.

robustpuppy · 05-13-2005, 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It took me YEARS to decipher "Pour some sugar on me" and he was trying to actually annunciate that. No way in hell anyone is going to interpret the beginning of Rock of Ages.

I always assumed somebody was just having fun speaking mock German. Isn't it something like "Gunther glieben glauben globen"?

taxwonk · 05-13-2005, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I'm like Jai, only taller.

You look like my anorexic sister?

ThurgreedMarshall · 05-13-2005, 04:27 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I always assumed somebody was just having fun speaking mock German. Isn't it something like "Gunther glieben glauben globen"?

Looks like it.

"WHAT DOES "GUNTER GLIEBEN GLAUTEN GLOBEN" (OR WHATEVER) FROM THE INTRO TO "ROCK OF AGES" MEAN?

Nothing at all. It does sound German, but when you would ask any German speaking person, no sensible answer will be given. During the recordings of the song, producer Mutt Lange was so tired of saying the same old "one, two, three, four" over and over again, that he just started to say gibberish. The band once jokingly said that it meant something like "running through the forest silently", but this is considered to be an in-joke."

http://home.wanadoo.nl/reinemann/lep...ngs_right.html

TM

taxwonk · 05-13-2005, 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
WTF is wrong with you? JIF is for pussies. Skippy SuperChunk, skippy.

When the Wonk Princess was two, she gave me a jar of Skippy Super Chunk for my birthday. It was one of the most valued presents I've ever received.

lactation lover · 05-13-2005, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm fucking glad I wasn't here yesterday. Preggo fetishes might be the foulest of the foul.

Here is wisdom:

1. When he tells you you look more beautiful than ever when knocked up, he's lying. You know that, right?

2. Unless your husband is truly twisted, he's not "more" into you when you're knocked up. It ain't an attractive state, huge tits or no huge tits.

3. Lactation is cool, but I'm not sure its a sexual turn-on. I think its more cool in a "wow, how bout that? She's dispensing something drinkable... neat..." way. Am I going to taste it? Yeh, but like wine. I'll probably have to spit. I saw a cat swig from a bottle of it in law school, and he almost threw it up. Said it was chunky. I enjoy the soy shake and the fruit shake with the occasional cunk or two of sugary fruit matter in it, but I don't think I'd prefer my breast milk that way.

But who knows... I said the same thing about chunky Jif a few years back.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
My crush is SO over. :sobbing:

I'm here for you.

Dualit · 05-13-2005, 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
And why the fuck do I know these lyrics???

How the fuck do I now get this song out of my head?

lookingformarket · 05-13-2005, 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
When the Wonk Princess was two, she gave me a jar of Skippy Super Chunk for my birthday. It was one of the most valued presents I've ever received.

The funny thing is that if she gave it to you now, you might think it was a threat. "Here, Dad, eat this, it'll be good for you"

taxwonk · 05-13-2005, 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Guy A is dating someone new and he's still pissed? Sorry, RT, but he kinda sounds like an asshole.

A major asshole. And Girl B needs to find a new man. She would have to be fringey not to be able to do better.