The Spanky Show

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
since I have had at least some hand in ruining this board, let me see if i can start the repair process:

Another nail in the coffin.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Another nail in the coffin.

coffin? Spanky wants to be cremated. i think he mentioned that in a post back when you were on that 6 month voluntary suspension for impersonating an adminstrator.* anyway, he wants the ashes to be spread around the apricot tree as I recall.


*can one really claim to be old school when you were kicked out of school for most of the time?

[sgtclub]

S'hot in (echo)
So hot in hur
So hot in (echo) eh

Oh!

Paigs wanna lil’ bit a eh eh
And a little bit a eh eh
Just a lil” bit a eh eh (4x)

I was like
Good gracious
This place is (uh)
Flirtatious
Paigs tryin to show patience
Lookin for the right time to trap that man
Lookin for the right time to trap that man (and a)

FB leavin’
Please believin'
Trying to take with her all of the heathens
Was she serious or was she teasin’
S-V, count-ry, dears a feedin’
Is she deceivin’?
Something up her sleave-in?
Did Less try to warn Spank for good reason?

Spanky, pick her up off Mr. Bing’s floor
Give that girl what she’s askin for (uh)
Cuz she about to bust it loose
And she feels like touchin in you (uh uh)
Can't nobody stop her juice
So stop being so obtuse

I SAID

It's gettin' hot in here (so hot)
Paigs took off all her cloths
She is getting so hot
She took all her cloths off (oh)
It’s gettin' hot in here (so hot)
Paigs took off all her clothes
She is gettin' so hot (uh uh uh uh)
She took all her clothes off

Come on

Why’d you meet at the Bing if you ain't gonna throttle
She gave you your own board and has done nothing but coddle
Don’t worry about it Spank if she’s hitting the bottle
But better ask Slave it you will need the goggles

Get on the freeway
Exit third street and park it
Bring with you the Chronic
And when she get’s there spark it
Bust reverse cow girl
No need to talk it
But better watch your ass
Cuz she may stalk it

Whoa
Sweatin'
It's hot up in this joint
Been flirtin several months nothin left at this point
It’s a sure thing so Spank you can't lose
Pay no attention to the rumors that she’s a fluze

Don’t worry about leavin the cats alone
Squishy will understand that you need to bone
And don’t listen to Less
Your so-called best friend
When he says he think’s her butt’s gettin big (uh)

It's gettin' hot in here (so hot)
Paigs took off all her clothes
She is gettin' so hot
She took all her cloths off
It's gettin' hot in here (so hot)
Paigs took off all her cloths
She is gettin' so hot
She took all her cloths off

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sgtclub
S'hot in (echo)
So hot in hur
So hot in (echo) eh

Oh!

Paigs wanna lil’ bit a eh eh
And a little bit a eh eh
Just a lil” bit a eh eh (4x)

I was like
Good gracious
This place is (uh)
Flirtatious
Paigs tryin to show patience
Lookin for the right time to trap that man
Lookin for the right time to trap that man (and a)

FB leavin’
Please believin'
Trying to take with her all of the heathens
Was she serious or was she teasin’
S-V, count-ry, dears a feedin’
Is she deceivin’?
Something up her sleave-in?
Did Less try to warn Spank for good reason?

Spanky, pick her up off Mr. Bing’s floor
Give that girl what she’s askin for (uh)
Cuz she about to bust it loose
And she feels like touchin in you (uh uh)
Can't nobody stop her juice
So stop being so obtuse

I SAID

It's gettin' hot in here (so hot)
Paigs took off all her cloths
She is getting so hot
She took all her cloths off (oh)
It’s gettin' hot in here (so hot)
Paigs took off all her clothes
She is gettin' so hot (uh uh uh uh)
She took all her clothes off

Come on

Why’d you meet at the Bing if you ain't gonna throttle
She gave you your own board and has done nothing but coddle
Don’t worry about it Spank if she’s hitting the bottle
But better ask Slave it you will need the goggles

Get on the freeway
Exit third street and park it
Bring with you the Chronic
And when she get’s there spark it
Bust reverse cow girl
No need to talk it
But better watch your ass
Cuz she may stalk it

Whoa
Sweatin'
It's hot up in this joint
Been flirtin several months nothin left at this point
It’s a sure thing so Spank you can't lose
Pay no attention to the rumors that she’s a fluze

Don’t worry about leavin the cats alone
Squishy will understand that you need to bone
And don’t listen to Less
Your so-called best friend
When he says he think’s her butt’s gettin big (uh)

It's gettin' hot in here (so hot)
Paigs took off all her clothes
She is gettin' so hot
She took all her cloths off
It's gettin' hot in here (so hot)
Paigs took off all her cloths
She is gettin' so hot
She took all her cloths off

Well done, although I fear this may undermine your to-date well earned credibility on the PB. This is like Milton Friedman bustin a breakdance.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
since I have had at least some hand in ruining this board, let me see if i can start the repair process:

spanky, We know you work out of your pastoral home. It seems a very informal setting in that children wander through your work area at their whim. I hope i'm not presumptous, but I take from that you do not have clients showing up. i guess I assumed some high level consulting job, where you might travel to distant locations from time to time. then you mention employees. this begs the question- where would they work?

Do you have a formal office somewhere?
What is your average work day like?
Are you hiring?
Are you a mean boss?
when was the last time you fired someone, and why were they fired?

I work at home. I buy and sell real estate. More particularly I flip homes. My average work day is I am on the phone most of the day. Sometimes I go check out the homes to see how the remodeling is going. Mostly I leave that to the employees. I am not hiring. I don't think I am a mean boss. I have never fired anyone.

Does that answer your questions?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
We here at athe Spanky Show are sponsoring a contest. A song parody contest. If you don't know what that is, ask NFH- she is the alltime song parody champion. Anyway. post a song parody (no theme limitations) and when all submissions are in, we will pick a winner (through a vote?), and a prize will be awarded. It is to be determined at this point.

Any questions?

Welcome back GAs to the board that will amaze
It's the latest posting craze, come inside, come inside
In this bucolic home Uncle Spanky sets the tone
Spanky: Genius or Moron? Come log on, come log on

Come inside, the show's about to start
The Englishman is strolling through the park
Rest assured you'll see no roadkill here
Just anarchy when Spanky feeds the Deer
You've got to see the show, it's not porno
You've got to see the show, it's Bucks and Does, oh

It's just like a cartoon when Spanky makes his entrance Soon
With a skunk and a raccoon. FBetties swoon, FBetties Swoon

Come inside, the show's about to start
Apples are sweet but Apricots too tart.
You've got to see the show, and watch the garden grow
You've got to see the show, there might be a Mole, oh

Soon the Cougar Queen,her head full of dexadrine,
Will meeet for drinks at Bings, what a scene, what a scene
She will try to take in hand a certain bearded Mountain Man
And Squishy, Porkchop, and Sam, Spankyland, Spankyland

Log on, log on, log on.
See the show

We will all meet up one day at a partly for the slave
Can the Cougar get her Prey? Come what may, come what may
But if in fact she fails, we will listen to the tales
Another coffin and a nail. Please prevail, please prevail.

Come and see the show, come and see the show
Come and see the show
The Spanky Show

[huge arena rock ending]

Looking up the lyrics for this song, I was surprised to find this line I had never noticed:

"Performing on a stool we've a sight to make you drool
Seven virgins and a mule, keep it cool, keep it cool"

At first I thought the person who posted the lyrics was just fucking with the more gullible (and unemployed, if they're covering this song) cover bands out there. But I looked up the lyrics on other sites, and apparently it's genuine. Huh.

It's difficult writing a song parody and realizing the original lyrics are probably funnier than anything you've written, but I decided to stick it out with this song anyway. If this were poker, I would've been considered pot-committed. Having at least helped paigow invent this parody contest, I felt somewhat obligated to enter.

But I'm not wholly disappointed with the effort. Spanky is the ultimate judge here, and while he probably doesn't own any EL&P, I'd be willing to bet he has a couple of Yes CDs stashed away next to the bong in the attic. If this means I'm pandering to the audience, so be it.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Welcome back GAs to the board that will amaze
It's the latest posting craze, come inside, come inside
In this bucolic home Uncle Spanky sets the tone
Spanky: Genius or Moron? Come log on, come log on

Come inside, the show's about to start
The Englishman is strolling through the park
Rest assured you'll see no roadkill here
Just anarchy when Spanky feeds the Deer
You've got to see the show, it's not porno
You've got to see the show, it's Bucks and Does, oh

It's just like a cartoon when Spanky makes his entrance Soon
With a skunk and a raccoon. FBetties swoon, FBetties Swoon

Come inside, the show's about to start
Apples are sweet but Apricots too tart.
You've got to see the show, and watch the garden grow
You've got to see the show, there might be a Mole, oh

Soon the Cougar Queen,her head full of dexadrine,
Will meeet for drinks at Bings, what a scene, what a scene
She will try to take in hand a certain bearded Mountain Man
And Squishy, Porkchop, and Sam, Spankyland, Spankyland

Log on, log on, log on.
See the show

We will all meet up one day at a partly for the slave
Can the Cougar get her Prey? Come what may, come what may
But if in fact she fails, we will listen to the tales
Another coffin and a nail. Please prevail, please prevail.

Come and see the show, come and see the show
Come and see the show
The Spanky Show

[huge arena rock ending]

Looking up the lyrics for this song, I was surprised to find this line I had never noticed:

"Performing on a stool we've a sight to make you drool
Seven virgins and a mule, keep it cool, keep it cool"

At first I thought the person who posted the lyrics was just fucking with the more gullible (and unemployed, if they're covering this song) cover bands out there. But I looked up the lyrics on other sites, and apparently it's genuine. Huh.

It's difficult writing a song parody and realizing the original lyrics are probably funnier than anything you've written, but I decided to stick it out with this song anyway. If this were poker, I would've been considered pot-committed. Having at least helped paigow invent this parody contest, I felt somewhat obligated to enter.

But I'm not wholly disappointed with the effort. Spanky is the ultimate judge here, and while he probably doesn't own any EL&P, I'd be willing to bet he has a couple of Yes CDs stashed away next to the bong in the attic. If this means I'm pandering to the audience, so be it.

• What was your vision here, the version with the symphony or the stripped down version?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski

• What was your vision here, the version with the symphony or the stripped down version?

I'd feel a little odd doing a stripped down version of anything involving 7 virgins and a mule.

[sgtclub]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Well done, although I fear this may undermine your to-date well earned credibility on the PB. This is like Milton Friedman bustin a breakdance.

Penske, you should understand the need to branch out better than anyone. Having reigned over the PB for years now, I feel like I need to spread my wings and try new challenges. Maybe I will succeed, maybe I will fail. But I just really need to do this right now, and I hope I have your support.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sgtclub
Penske, you should understand the need to branch out better than anyone. Having reigned over the PB for years now, I feel like I need to spread my wings and try new challenges. Maybe I will succeed, maybe I will fail. But I just really need to do this right now, and I hope I have your support.

Word is borne, bro! I'm down widdit.

[Not Bob]

(this is what happens when one listens to the oldies station on the drive into the office)

Paigow:
Hey, hey Spanky, I wanna mantrap you
Hey, hey Spanky, you don't seem to have a clue
I've waited so long, my time's almost through
Spanky, I'll wait no more, thanks to you
(Tick tock, tick tock)

Spanky:
Hey Paigs, I like Cats, how 'bout you?
Hey, hey, hey Paigs, what do deer like to chew?
My mountain man looks, and my "For Dummies" books
Make me seem just right for you
(whoa, Buck; whoa, Buck!)

Spanky:
Spanky Land is so magical for me and for you

Paigow:
Less will be so stunned about the brilliance of my coup

Both:
Posting together the whole day through
True love means waiting and hoping that soon
Wishes we've made will come true
(tick tock) (whoa, Buck!)

[robustpuppy]

Did anybody else think of Spanky when the cougar pounced on the hiker in the opening death scene?

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Did anybody else think of Spanky when the cougar pounced on the hiker in the opening death scene?

AAAAAIEE!

Spoiler space, please!!

[dtb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Did anybody else think of Spanky when the cougar pounced on the hiker in the opening death scene?

I was expecting a cougar joke; I couldn't believe they didn't work one in!

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Did anybody else think of Spanky when the cougar pounced on the hiker in the opening death scene?

It's like our dark and twisted souls are one.