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Flinty_McFlint · 10-23-2006, 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Are you and fugee having this conversation with ppnyc as a subtle attempt to show her how annoying she is when she assumes she knows all about other people's lives and gets all judgmental and consescending on their ass? Because I'm not sure she'll see the parallel and I'm not sure why you guys think you need to comment on her money management, about which you know absolutely zip.

What do you know about her finances? So she posts about annoying name brand stuff. I wouldn't have assumed that she is working "7 days per week until year end" because she wants the bonus cash, but maybe it is the 9 years I've spent doing transactional stuff and I get that we lack the flexibility to decrease our schedules when work gets really busy, typically at the end of the year. But in any event, why is it your business? You guys are really trying to "help" her with some problem you've convinced yourselves she has or are you just trying to sound superior about your own spending patterns?

I hate judgmental assumptions about people's lives and preaching condescension, whatever the source.

But if it is all meant to show her how annoying her assumptions about bnb have been, good show.

You know what you need? A baby!

Helpfully yours,

Flinty

Fugee · 10-23-2006, 02:39 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You may feel free to surmise that I have fuck you money.

Color me green!

patentparanyc · 10-23-2006, 02:42 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Do you see what you have done to her? Nothing is sure any more. I hope you're pleased with yourself for completely fucking with her psyche simply so you could get some bizarre ego gratification.

I'm whiffing but i'm sure he's thrilled.

ltl/fb · 10-23-2006, 02:48 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
You know what you need? A baby!

Helpfully yours,

Flinty

You are the helpfulest Monkey ever.

Congrats to Coltrane.

Scarlett's breasts are all sparkly in that second picture. I got bitched out for being sparkly once because it got all over someone's clothes.

taxwonk · 10-23-2006, 02:50 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
My copy of the Bible tells me:

9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.

10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:

11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.

12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

13 These shall ye wear in Fenway Park: the white uniforms that sayeth "Red Sox" across the front.

14 And these shall ye wear in other parks: the grey uniforms that sayeth "Boston" across the front, and that beareth a sur-name on the shoulders.

15 The red uniforms shall be an abomination unto you, and ye shall avert your eyes from them even if the bearer tithes to the Jimmy Fund.

16 Of all the headwear that is colored not blue or red, that shall be an abomination unto you, especially that headwear colored green.

Leviticus 11:9-16

Hey, man, don't dis the Midrash.

notcasesensitive · 10-23-2006, 02:52 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Work on your spelling. Eggo gratification. She had some in her purse.

TM

Now that you mention it, I have a little Eggo icon on my computer. I wonder what happens if I click on it? Free Eggos??

Hank Chinaski · 10-23-2006, 02:53 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb

Scarlett's breasts are all sparkly in that second picture. I got bitched out for being sparkly once because it got all over someone's clothes.

if you get bitched out for getting breast sparkles on someone's cothes, believe me, you were doing it wrong.

ltl/fb · 10-23-2006, 02:55 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
if you get bitched out for getting breast sparkles on someone's cothes, believe me, you were doing it wrong.

The sparkles, in that case, were not on my breasts.

Anyway, it could have been TFing with him mostly dressed, yes?

Pretty Little Flower · 10-23-2006, 02:56 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I'm whiffing but i'm sure he's thrilled.

Hmm. If you preface your post by identifying it as a whiff, is it in fact technically a whiff?

In any event, a few word changes could avoid the issue altogether. Try this:

"I know you are being facetious, but I'm sure he's thrilled."

Helpful as the monkey.

ltl/fb · 10-23-2006, 02:58 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Helpful as the monkey.

In your dreams, kitten.

Flinty_McFlint · 10-23-2006, 03:00 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Helpful as the monkey.

You are much prettier than me.

patentparanyc · 10-23-2006, 03:00 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
In your dreams, kitten.

Oh, meow. catfight!

Pretty Little Flower · 10-23-2006, 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
You are much prettier than me.

I'm whiffing, but it's "You are much prettier than I."

Hank Chinaski · 10-23-2006, 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Hmm. If you preface your post by identifying it as a whiff, is it in fact technically a whiff?

It can, if the whiff that she saw wasn't the real whiff.

J. Fred Muggs · 10-23-2006, 03:03 PM

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Originally posted by dc_chef
She must be unfulfilled. Now that I have a child, I feel complete. I don't know where I was before I had a house full of Elmos (including the new TMX Elmo, take that, bitches).

I've got the modified DMX Elmo, it growls and plays "where my muppets at?"