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06-17-2004, 05:14 PM
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#1021
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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The Queen Smiles
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Originally posted by ironweed
Dylan Thomas was Welsh ya drunk bassa.
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True.
I was just going for "drunkest writer", not "drunkest Irish writer". Although in all likelihood they're one and the same.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-17-2004, 05:16 PM
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#1022
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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I learned the truth at 17
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I got boobs.
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The ones you lost at 16? |
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06-17-2004, 05:18 PM
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#1023
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Borstal Bhoy
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
True.
I was just going for "drunkest writer", not "drunkest Irish writer". Although in all likelihood they're one and the same.
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Concur. See Brendan Behan, 1923-1964. "Too young to die, but too drunk to live". |
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06-17-2004, 05:18 PM
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#1024
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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I learned the truth at 17
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
The ones you lost at 16?
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haha.
I did not develop boobies until 22. Ask anyone.
Also, for ABBA, I am also into titty fucking. Ask anyone, seriously. Ask your friend John Stamos. |
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06-17-2004, 05:21 PM
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#1025
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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The Queen Smiles
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Originally posted by ironweed
Dylan Thomas was Welsh ya drunk bassa.
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I used to have a Welsh fuck-buddy, and now that I'm thinking about it, we usually got together when we were wasted. His voice was all it took to get me out of my clothes.
Speaking of clothes, I'm having to store a heavy sweater in my office now, because the facilities people are having their revenge. A week or so ago the air conditioning didn't kick in and everyone called to complain and/or ask if there was a hot flash epidemic going on. Now they've set it to sub-arctic levels, and no one dares complain because we're afraid we'd get stuck in the heat again. If you hear about someone suffering from frostbite in Houston in July, chances are they worked in this building.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-17-2004, 05:26 PM
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#1026
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Alex, I'll take "cheap jokes" for $500, please.
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I got boobs.
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Did you send her flowers the next day? |
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06-17-2004, 05:29 PM
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#1027
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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I learned the truth at 17
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
haha.
I did not develop boobies until 22. Ask anyone.
Also, for ABBA, I am also into titty fucking. Ask anyone, seriously. Ask your friend John Stamos.
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Is it still titty fucking when the girl is on top and does so on the way down? Or is it restricted to the guy straddling the girl's chest?
B/c the latter bores the shit out of me.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-17-2004, 05:31 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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I learned the truth at 17
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Is it still titty fucking when the girl is on top and does so on the way down? Or is it restricted to the guy straddling the girl's chest?
B/c the latter bores the shit out of me.
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So you actually do the Cleveland Steamer at the same time? Fascinating. You should write to Dan Savage. |
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06-17-2004, 05:34 PM
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#1029
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
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I learned the truth at 17
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
So you actually do the Cleveland Steamer at the same time? Fascinating. You should write to Dan Savage.
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???? There's no feces involved. Unless Flinty is watching.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-17-2004, 05:34 PM
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#1030
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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I learned the truth at 17
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
So you actually do the Cleveland Steamer at the same time? Fascinating. You should write to Dan Savage.
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Things were finally getting sorta interesting, and you had to go and ruin it. I owe you. |
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06-17-2004, 05:35 PM
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#1031
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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I learned the truth at 17
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
???? There's no feces involved. Unless Flinty is watching.
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But you said it bores the shit out of you? |
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06-17-2004, 05:36 PM
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#1032
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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Shoots...scores
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greatwhitenorthchick
Also, for ABBA, I am also into titty fucking. Ask anyone, seriously.
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Four defensemen, a center, three wingers, the backup goalie and the Zamboni driver for the Regina Raiders all concur |
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06-17-2004, 05:36 PM
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#1033
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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I learned the truth at 17
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Things were finally getting sorta interesting, and you had to go and ruin it. I owe you.
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I'm sorry? What did I do?
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06-17-2004, 05:37 PM
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#1034
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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I learned the truth at 17
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
But you said it bores the shit out of you?
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Ahh yes. I can't believe you were further in the gutter than me.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-17-2004, 05:40 PM
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#1035
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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I learned the truth at 17
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Is it still titty fucking when the girl is on top and does so on the way down?
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Oh, that's good stuff. Drink more champagne!
Edited to note that had I scrolled then posted and recognized that this might be construed as indirect praise for the Cleveland thing, I would never have posted it. |
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