The Spanky Show - Page 69

08-01-2005, 03:16 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
mea culpa. all i can say is that it made sense at the time. I knew Spanky would be exposed to that sort of behavior eventually, but I am sorry it was from me- i think we all assumed it would have been from Penske.

Sadly, what you hve done, with your consecutive sock posts is to probably drive Spanky off this board for good. Spanky is all about quality, not quantity and now he just sees another gazillion posts to read. No doubt he doesnt get K racing. Who knows if he even saw all his heartfelt song tributes?

That said, I am a little less stung by the rebuke as I happened to read his CAFTA post on the PB for some reason, and it had all the eloquence and insight of a seventh grade social studies report.

08-01-2005, 03:20 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Good effort It evokes the simmering, as yet unrequited like that Paigs has for the Spankster. It's a standard, as befits posters of a certain age. And it's a lovely song.

The only thing that keeps it from being a winner in my book is that it is still too true to the original. Not Bob's Springsteen entry suffers the same flaw. A parody needs to be true to the mood of the peice, yet have lyrics better adapted to the subject of the parody.

It's a fine line, one I have never been able to walk myself. But I applaud your effort.

We don't reply to Slave on the Spanky show. HE is a dark, bitter, petty force with all the eloquence and insight of a seventh grade social studies report.

Miss Crabtree · 08-01-2005, 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
That said, I am a little less stung by the rebuke as I happened to read his CAFTA post on the PB for some reason, and it had all the eloquence and insight of a seventh grade social studies report.

That's my Spanky! He's so precocious!

Miss Crabtree · 08-01-2005, 03:24 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
We don't reply to Slave on the Spanky show. HE is a dark, bitter, petty force with all the eloquence and insight of a seventh grade social studies report.

Who is Slave?

08-01-2005, 03:26 PM

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Originally posted by sgtclub
S'hot in (echo)
So hot in hur
So hot in (echo) eh

Oh!

Paigs wanna lil’ bit a eh eh
And a little bit a eh eh
Just a lil” bit a eh eh (4x)

I was like
Good gracious
This place is (uh)
Flirtatious
Paigs tryin to show patience
Lookin for the right time to trap that man
Lookin for the right time to trap that man (and a)

FB leavin’
Please believin'
Trying to take with her all of the heathens
Was she serious or was she teasin’
S-V, count-ry, dears a feedin’
Is she deceivin’?
Something up her sleave-in?
Did Less try to warn Spank for good reason?

Spanky, pick her up off Mr. Bing’s floor
Give that girl what she’s askin for (uh)
Cuz she about to bust it loose
And she feels like touchin in you (uh uh)
Can't nobody stop her juice
So stop being so obtuse

I SAID

It's gettin' hot in here (so hot)
Paigs took off all her cloths
She is getting so hot
She took all her cloths off (oh)
It’s gettin' hot in here (so hot)
Paigs took off all her clothes
She is gettin' so hot (uh uh uh uh)
She took all her clothes off

Come on

Why’d you meet at the Bing if you ain't gonna throttle
She gave you your own board and has done nothing but coddle
Don’t worry about it Spank if she’s hitting the bottle
But better ask Slave it you will need the goggles

Get on the freeway
Exit third street and park it
Bring with you the Chronic
And when she get’s there spark it
Bust reverse cow girl
No need to talk it
But better watch your ass
Cuz she may stalk it

Whoa
Sweatin'
It's hot up in this joint
Been flirtin several months nothin left at this point
It’s a sure thing so Spank you can't lose
Pay no attention to the rumors that she’s a fluze

Don’t worry about leavin the cats alone
Squishy will understand that you need to bone
And don’t listen to Less
Your so-called best friend
When he says he think’s her butt’s gettin big (uh)

It's gettin' hot in here (so hot)
Paigs took off all her clothes
She is gettin' so hot
She took all her cloths off
It's gettin' hot in here (so hot)
Paigs took off all her cloths
She is gettin' so hot
She took all her cloths off

Why the hate, s-club? Everyone knows that my ass isn't even in the top two of Fat SF Asses.

Hank Chinaski · 08-01-2005, 03:27 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Sadly, what you hve done, with your consecutive sock posts is to probably drive Spanky off this board for good. Spanky is all about quality, not quantity and now he just sees another gazillion posts to read. No doubt he doesnt get K racing. Who knows if he even saw all his heartfelt song tributes?

That said, I am a little less stung by the rebuke as I happened to read his CAFTA post on the PB for some reason, and it had all the eloquence and insight of a seventh grade social studies report.

He'll come back. But really the focus needs to be only on engaging him in conversation. I propose ks here be purposedly left for only him, and anyone who engages in non-spank convo be shunned. And I've come to the conclusion that open Parody of any sort scares him off. I think he was dropping hints of how to keep him around with the stories about the deer. you all took them as literal, and now this forum suffers. JMT

08-01-2005, 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Did anybody else think of Spanky when the cougar pounced on the hiker in the opening death scene?

I thought of you. Roarrrrr!

08-01-2005, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by Miss Crabtree
Who is Slave?

He is the old guy in fifth grade that Everyone mistakes for a narc Them tests so hard to pass.

08-01-2005, 03:41 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
He'll come back. But really the focus needs to be only on engaging him in conversation. I propose ks here be purposedly left for only him, and anyone who engages in non-spank convo be shunned. And I've come to the conclusion that open Parody of any sort scares him off. I think he was dropping hints of how to keep him around with the stories about the deer. you all took them as literal, and now this forum suffers. JMT

So in additoin to the No Flames rule, we have to enforce a strict On Topic policy. Agreed.

My family has an LLC where they buy fixer uppers, invest in turning them into a turn key and walk away with the profits. SPanky. how long do you generally hold on to a piece of property before you flip it? Do you fear the bursting of the Real Estate Bubble? At one point wll all your two acre owning neighbors cash in their chips and divvy up the lots for a bunch of Mc Mansions?

sgtclub · 08-01-2005, 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Why the hate, s-club? Everyone knows that my ass isn't even in the top two of Fat SF Asses.

No hate at all. It was coming from Less and the lyrics advise Spanky not to listen.

Hank Chinaski · 08-01-2005, 04:43 PM

it will also help to do the "spank style" reply, ie no quoting of what you're replying to.

Spanky as i understand you live somewhere near Sausalito. Well i recently visited Muir woods. I have wanted to see Sequoias but i wanted to see the big ones like a car can drive through. i saw some big trees, but I understand that stand is only about 1000 years old and the "drive through" size are 2000 years old.

Are there any of the bigger ones within an hour of SF? How can a stand just start 1000 years ago? Wouldn't there have needed to be some from before then?

08-01-2005, 05:58 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Are there any of the bigger ones within an hour of SF? How can a stand just start 1000 years ago? Wouldn't there have needed to be some from before then?

No. The giant redwoods (Sequoiadendron giganteum) don't live on the coast, only in the Sierra. Closest are in the foothills, Calaveras State Park off Hwy 4. They aren't as big as the trees in Sequoia Nat'l Park, which has walk through but not drive through trees.

Coastal redwoods (Sequoia sempervirens) are a different species and don't get as wide, although very tall.

robustpuppy · 08-01-2005, 06:28 PM

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Originally posted by Threads
No. The giant redwoods (Sequoiadendron giganteum) don't live on the coast, only in the Sierra. Closest are in the foothills, Calaveras State Park off Hwy 4. They aren't as big as the trees in Sequoia Nat'l Park, which has walk through but not drive through trees.

Coastal redwoods (Sequoia sempervirens) are a different species and don't get as wide, although very tall.

What do the giant Redwoods eat to make them so big.

notcasesensitive · 08-01-2005, 06:32 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
What do the giant Redwoods eat to make them so big.

People! Oh my God! Giant Redwoods are made out of people! They're made out of PEOPLE!!!

08-01-2005, 06:51 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
People! Oh my God! Giant Redwoods are made out of people! They're made out of PEOPLE!!!

What's wrong with you? This reads like an RP post. Are you upset about the Jessica- Nick divorce?