It's all about me

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
True. Except for the fact that that's not true. But I'm guessing you don't really watch them and just want to jump in and say something.

TM

Why not split the baby and do separate competitions for distance and number?

They should also do an extreme sports version where a pitching machine pitches golf balls and Sosa, Griffey, et al. use aluminum bats.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why not split the baby and do separate competitions for distance and number?

They should also do an extreme sports version where a pitching machine pitches golf balls and Sosa, Griffey, et al. use aluminum bats.

I know lack of consistency is part of your schtick, but weren't you the one saying that home runs are boring? Golf balls and aluminum bats? You may as well fire the damn things out of a cannon.

If anyone's interested, I hear seats in the upper deck behind home plate are going for $200 (cowbell not included). I think I'll do laundry instead.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter

If anyone's interested, I hear seats in the upper deck behind home plate are going for $200 (cowbell not included). I think I'll do laundry instead.

I think I'll go watch the cement dry on my street. I've been looking forward to having pavement again for six months.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by dc_chef
Yeah, those are real.

Hi, Chef! The Sun has pics of a Britney wardrobe malfunction. You're welcome. {NOT SAFE FOR WORK!}

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
She's either a serious whackadoo, or someone who lost a big bet.

Does anyone else look at this chick and hear Janice from Friends? Or are all of you too damn cool to admit to seeing that show. Fucking elitists.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I know lack of consistency is part of your schtick, but weren't you the one saying that home runs are boring? Golf balls and aluminum bats? You may as well fire the damn things out of a cannon.

If anyone's interested, I hear seats in the upper deck behind home plate are going for $200 (cowbell not included). I think I'll do laundry instead.

You misunderstand. Sebby's simply advocating that we really test the boundaries of Assumption of Risk, and simultaneously introduce a new wrinkle to the now rich fabric of reality TV. Who wouldn't want to watch that?

[dc_chef]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Hi, Chef! The Sun has pics of a Britney wardrobe malfunction. You're welcome. {NOT SAFE FOR WORK!}

Thank you, thank you very much. TM posted the pic on the adult board. Such great stuff.

I'm waiting for the day that she does Playboy.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

nevermind.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield


They should also do an extreme sports version where a pitching machine pitches golf balls and Sosa, Griffey, et al. use aluminum bats.

I'll let you stand in teh outfield for that one. In what dry lakebed to you propose to hold this contest.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
True. Except for the fact that that's not true. But I'm guessing you don't really watch them and just want to jump in and say something.

TM

You're right, which is why I said "probably". It seemed logical to me to suggest the person with the most in number would have the most in distance, even without being a baseball fanatic. One extra home run could make up for at least 300-400 feet less distance.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Hi, Chef! The Sun has pics of a Britney wardrobe malfunction. You're welcome. {NOT SAFE FOR WORK!}

Nice nips.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
If that's not a total crap cut and paste, her neck is far more seriously fucked up than her breasts ever could be.

Haven't you heard? It's all the rage in Hollywood these days to saw your head off and attach it to a stripper's body before hitting the clubs for a big night out.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Does anyone else look at this chick and hear Janice from Friends? Or are all of you too damn cool to admit to seeing that show. Fucking elitists.

Oh.My.God.Chandler.Bing.

2 things - in order to avoid the washing of the dishes last night, I watched "Who Wants to Marry My Dad?" It's kind of brutal. Last night they had the women go out and get wedding dresses, come home in a limo, get pulled over and told to leave one woman behind. The daughters of this guy (dad) had to pick one woman to just leave in front of this chapel and she was picked up in a hoopty taxi with cans on the back and a sign that said "Just Dumped."
Later in the evening the women had to write their wedding vows in order to be selected for the dinner date. 2 women were taken to the garage for their "lie detector tests" a la that movie I can't remember the name of. They asked both women if they loved the dad and one daughter asked if she preferred dating younger men, to which she responded "yes." She got the boot. Kind of entertaining show in a train wreck kind of way.

Have not yet seen the new "For Love or Money" with the twist of 2 women competing for men and the Rachel bitch from the last show being one of them. Anyone?

[Atticus Grinch]

London lawyer gets £1M in sex harassment settlement arising from one incident; decides to take the money and run to Australia, where there is no such thing as sexual harassment.

That's two million bucks for "nice tits" and a little drunken dirty talk. Meanwhile, in an alternate universe called the "Ninth Circuit," you can actually grab those Brit tits once without fear, because it's not severe and/or pervasive. Go figure.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Nice nips.

More Cowbell.