Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
wharf, the docks, tuna -.

water

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Thank you. I was trying to connect the seagull to something. Anything. And it just wasn't happening.
I thought wharf, the docks, tuna - anything.

Gull-uh-bull?

But I still don't see what the baby and Larry Bud Melman have to do with it.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Thank you. I was trying to connect the seagull to something. Anything. And it just wasn't happening.
I thought wharf, the docks, tuna - anything.

They are all laughing at Mandy the chris sock.

eta to note my god, I'm hot. Really quite breathtaking.

[Mandy GA]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Why has this become the new sock paradigm? Long time lurker. Pretending to be hot chick. Talks about "her" breast size and sex life a lot. Whatever happened to the Daintiest Petunias and John123s of the board? Fresh, new socks with fresh new ideas. Socks with spark, pizazz, moxie even. These days, it seems like people are just pressing the "long time lurker who pretends to be a girl with big breasts and talks about her sex life a lot" macro. Talk about phoning it in . . .

I don't know about other posters who are attractive and bosomy, but I got to me and that's all I can be. For real.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Gull-uh-bull?

But I still don't see what the baby and Larry Bud Melman have to do with it.

If you say so. I think he looks more like Charles Nelson Reilly the later years, than Larry.

And someone told me a horrible story about Paul Lynde the other day. Something to do with the suspicious nature of his death. How did I miss the controversy?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Uh, either you inadvertently posted images from your family photo album again, or there's a connection between the pix and the post that I'm just not seeing.

Elaborate, please. (And if it's the former, tell grandma that she looks fabulous.)

they are all laughing at our too sexy newest member.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Judging from the interior architectural trim, white carpet, and the oh-so-fashionable Plush Toys by Lamaze, I'm guessing that's BnB's McMansion. Congrats! She's cute as a button. A caution about daughters with red hair: they grow up to be hoydens (viz. Lindsay Lohan and Gwinky).

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Speaking of laundry, I have an actual clothes question. Since I began semi-living alone, I have found myself doing laundry with less and less frequency. Because of this, I have had to buy more t-shirts and underwear. I went to Target last night to purchase a new package of what I thought were boxer briefs. After putting a pair on, I was horrified to find out that they were actually tightie-whities. I know the general rule is that you can't return swimsuits and underwear. But they were only on for a second, and I was just out of the shower so my ass was sebby-clean. If I can't return them, it won't be the dumbest $5.99 I've ever spent, but I don't feel right just wasting money on something I'm just going to throw away. Do you think they'll let me exchange them?

Send em to Slave. I thought you boys shared everyting anyway. Part of the fun of being a gay, right?

[Mandy GA]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

You're too much.

1. He's already fucking that girl, you nincompoop.

2. He's fucking a bunch of other people on his trips (including, but not limited to RP).

3. "Oldest fucking trick in the book: These hots girls are hitting on me, but I wanted to tell you about it, because I love you so much."

Either you are a poor sock or a poor sap.

TM

No, more like I'm just that good. If you had some of what I got to give, you would realize how ridiculous your post was. Dream on toots.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Send em to Slave. I thought you boys shared everyting anyway. Part of the fun of being a gay, right?

if he were gay, he'd look good in tighty whiteys. that's the way it works.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Judging from the interior architectural trim, white carpet, and the oh-so-fashionable Plush Toys by Lamaze, I'm guessing that's BnB's McMansion. Congrats! She's cute as a button. A caution about daughters with red hair: they grow up to be hoydens (viz. Lindsay Lohan and Gwinky).

Fuck you for making me look up "hoyden".

Oh, and fuck you all for continuing to talk to this NotMe tribute sock. I propose we all agree to deal with it in the same manner we dealt with it's predecessor...

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Speaking of laundry, I have an actual clothes question. Since I began semi-living alone, I have found myself doing laundry with less and less frequency. Because of this, I have had to buy more t-shirts and underwear. I went to Target last night to purchase a new package of what I thought were boxer briefs. After putting a pair on, I was horrified to find out that they were actually tightie-whities. I know the general rule is that you can't return swimsuits and underwear. But they were only on for a second, and I was just out of the shower so my ass was sebby-clean. If I can't return them, it won't be the dumbest $5.99 I've ever spent, but I don't feel right just wasting money on something I'm just going to throw away. Do you think they'll let me exchange them?

Wash them with a brand new red shirt, shrink them down and give them to your SO.

TM

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You know, you were awfully quick in setting that as your avatar, longtime lurker. Now I'm pretty sure you're not Paigow.

Why would this be me? Does it post in my distinct style? And yo know I would have chosen Holly as my reality ho. But thanks for playing. Oh, and whiff~~~~!!!

speaking of reality tv, it really annoys me when Adria refers to herself in the third person. bitch please.

Originally posted by NotFromHere
If you say so. I think he looks more like Charles Nelson Reilly the later years, than Larry.

And someone told me a horrible story about Paul Lynde the other day. Something to do with the suspicious nature of his death. How did I miss the controversy?

Do you mean the ripped-anus-while-getting-fucked-up-the-ass-that-led-to-a-heart-attack thing?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Thank you. I was trying to connect the seagull to something. Anything. And it just wasn't happening.
I thought wharf, the docks, tuna - anything.

They're all laughing. And now they're laughing at you.

TM