Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[SlaveNoMore]

str8outavannuys
You tell that son of a bitch no Yankee is ever comin' to Houston. Not as long as you bastards are running things.

This clip hasn't been shown nearly enough.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
("Lend me some sugar! I am your neighbor!")

In a coincidence of the highest degree of irony, I was going to cite to these very same lyrics in defence of this song.

Y'all are a bunch of player haters.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
He wore a suit that just screamed, "You are all cocksuckers."

Where can I get me one of these cocksucker-screaming suits? And does it come with a skirt option?

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I've been looking for a penis holster. If I can only find one in a dress that makes the wearer look like they've failed in their attempt to escape from a mental institution's 5th floor using yellow bedsheets, does that make me a metrosexual?

TM

Either that or a hare krishna (or buddhist, I guess).

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Charlie Hustle was on Leno last night. He wore a suit that just screamed, "You are all cocksuckers."

I'd like to meet his tailor.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by spookyfish
I'd like to meet his tailor.

Unfortunately, his hair was not perfect.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
In a coincidence of the highest degree of irony, I was going to cite to these very same lyrics in defence of this song.

Y'all are a bunch of player haters.

I dig the song, but prefer "The Way You Move."

The girls all pause with glee, turning left turning right hardly looking at me

But I was looking at them, there, there on the dance floor

Now they got me in the middle feeling like a man whore

Specially the big girl, big girls need love too no discrimination in this world.

So keep your hands off my cheeks, and let me study how you ride the beat

You big freak!


TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Vasquez will be better than Pettitte. Contreras will be better than Wells.

The key word in your sentence is "was." Last year he wasn't better than Wells. This year he will be.

TM

Mussina is a #2 on any other contending team.

Vasquez? He might be their best pitcher.

Brown? I bet a case of Boone's Farm that his arm falls off by July.

Contreras? Holy shit what a waste of money. Decent #4

Lieber? Pretty good pre-surgery pitcher. Time will tell. Huge toss-up but ok #5

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by bilmore
If it makes you feel any better, people in the midwest farming states never got [bestiality] spam.

Too close to home, I think.

It's not called spam if it's an email with your cousin's snapshots.

[purse junkie]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by NotFromHere
Good question. Maybe because she's been out of the spotlight for much of last year and no one saw her in her ugly ho clothing.
But, Mr. Blackwell made near the top of the list on AmIAnnoying.com (child actor list) another list that Paigow won't see. [URL=http://www.amiannoying.com/([/QUOTE]

Those amiannoying posters can all go to hell for including Kate Jackson, the smart Angel--a kiddie-feminist's raft in a sea of T&A '70s TV.

Bastards!

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Late to the party, my job description is power-monger, as in:

(1) Bill Clinton. I mean, can anyone think of the down-side of his life?
(2) Pablo Picasso, in his prime. I am Picasso!
(3) Queen Elizabeth (the 1st), in her prime. I'd like to have an age named after me.


But if we're not talking IRL but on the board:

(1) Shape Shifter. I mean, once you've got world domination, what else is there?
(2) PLF, in his prime. Intellectual. Witty. And everyone loved him.
(3) Leagl. More power than Shape Shifter.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Kate Jackson, the smart Angel--a kiddie-feminist's raft in a sea of T&A '70s TV.

Sadly, this is exactly why no one ever wanted to be Sabrina when they handed out roles in backyard role-playing reenactments.

BTW, IMDB says the working title of this show was "The Alley Cats." Think how the world would be different . . . .

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Late to the party, but my choices:

(1) Bill Clinton. I mean, can anyone think of the down-side of his life?

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Has the divorce gone through?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

(3) Queen Elizabeth (the 1st), in her prime. I'd like to have an age named after me.

All I want is an esque. Coltrane-esque. But in a positive way, such as "that keg stand lasted so long it was almost Coltrane-esque!"

[SlaveNoMore]

greatwhitenorthchick
Where can I get me one of these cocksucker-screaming suits? And does it come with a skirt option?

With those bee-stung lips of yours, you hardly need that suit.