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06-17-2004, 05:41 PM
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#1036
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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I learned the truth at 17
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Is it still titty fucking when the girl is on top and does so on the way down? Or is it restricted to the guy straddling the girl's chest?
B/c the latter bores the shit out of me.
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I don't know. There's no guy involved in my scenario.
BUT WAIT! Attention PLF! I almost forgot! The important news of the day is that I did the trapeze class with Kevin Bacon's daughter. Unfortunately only Kyra attended with the sprog, not Kevin. But that means I am now 2 degrees from Kevin Bacon, I think. Which is exciting. |
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06-17-2004, 05:42 PM
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#1037
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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I learned the truth at 17
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
So you actually do the Cleveland Steamer at the same time? Fascinating. You should write to Dan Savage.
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Speaking of Savage, he's finally gotten beyond the boring stuff (e.g. fatties) of recent weeks and moved on to some really twisted shit. Sure, Prince Alberts are old news. But sounding? Prince's wands? electrified butt-plugs? Damn.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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06-17-2004, 05:42 PM
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#1038
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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I learned the truth at 17
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Oh, that's good stuff. Drink more champagne!
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This would be a valuable post if it didn't suck so much.
Give a damn. You're not even trying.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-17-2004, 05:43 PM
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#1039
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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I learned the truth at 17
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't know. There's no guy involved in my scenario.
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That's not titty fucking. That's a nipple fight. Like a cat fight. But with nipples.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-17-2004, 05:44 PM
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#1040
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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I learned the truth at 17
Nevermind. Either she edited with quick little hands, or I can't read.
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06-17-2004, 05:47 PM
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#1041
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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Can somebody please tell me why?
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
See the following example:
[soapbox mode] Patentpara is a racist. [/soapbox mode]
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IMHO, the brackets make "mode" redundant, and so proper usage is the following:
[soapbox]Racism is bad.[/soapbox]
yr pal,
timmy
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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06-17-2004, 05:48 PM
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#1042
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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I learned the truth at 17
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
That's not titty fucking. That's a nipple fight. Like a cat fight. But with nipples.
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ABBA and I would let you join us in the gutter if only you knew stuff like it's not all about the nipples. |
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06-17-2004, 05:50 PM
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#1043
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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I learned the truth at 17
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
???? There's no feces involved. Unless Flinty is watching.
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The heart wants what the heart wants.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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06-17-2004, 05:50 PM
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#1044
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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I learned the truth at 17
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Speaking of Savage, he's finally gotten beyond the boring stuff (e.g. fatties) of recent weeks and moved on to some really twisted shit. Sure, Prince Alberts are old news. But sounding? Prince's wands? electrified butt-plugs? Damn.
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This may be the most disturbing Savage Love ever.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-17-2004, 05:53 PM
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#1045
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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I learned the truth at 17
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't know. There's no guy involved in my scenario.
BUT WAIT! Attention PLF! I almost forgot! The important news of the day is that I did the trapeze class with Kevin Bacon's daughter. Unfortunately only Kyra attended with the sprog, not Kevin. But that means I am now 2 degrees from Kevin Bacon, I think. Which is exciting.
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I am at attention!
I am not sure why, but I am at attention.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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06-17-2004, 05:54 PM
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#1046
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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I learned the truth at 17
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
This may be the most disturbing Savage Love ever.
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more disturbing than the furbies (or whatever they call themselves)? I was happy that they came up with a solution for the newly sadistic southern belle. I'm betting that you just felt squemish about the stuff going into the penis head. you penis-havers get all riled up over the silliest things! |
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06-17-2004, 05:54 PM
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#1047
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Can somebody please tell me why?
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
IMHO, the brackets make "mode" redundant, and so proper usage is the following:
[soapbox]Racism is bad.[/soapbox]
yr pal,
timmy
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Whether humble or otherwise, I share your opinion.
Thx,
Flower
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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06-17-2004, 05:56 PM
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#1048
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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I learned the truth at 17
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
more disturbing than the furbies (or whatever they call themselves)?
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You mean plushies? |
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06-17-2004, 05:57 PM
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#1049
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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Can somebody please tell me why?
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Whether humble or otherwise, I share your opinion.
Thx,
Flower
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Since soapbox was in there, it wouldn't have been quite right not to profess false humility.
Sharing your views about the H,
I remain yr obdt svt,
etc.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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06-17-2004, 05:58 PM
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#1050
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
Posts: 2,385
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oldskool poll of the day
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
How did you get turned on to the internet lawyer chatting board rage?
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I'm not in the mood nor do I have the reputation to come up with creative bullshit as suggested by the original post, so I'll go with the mildly amusing truth:
When I started my first job out of law school, I was given the computer of an attorney who left roughly the same time I arrived. It came with an extensive set of bookmarks in the browser, including a a folder marked "Important!" containing a neat set of links to the various Yahoo! boards. I've been taggin along for the ride ever since. |
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