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05-13-2005, 04:59 PM
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#1036
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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It's all about the chunks
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Originally posted by taxwonk
She's 16. If she were to give me anything as a birthday present, I'd wonder what she'd done that I haven't caught her at yet.
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16, eh? I know what she's doing. Want me to tell you?
Second thought, you know...
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05-13-2005, 05:00 PM
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#1037
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Job opening
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Originally posted by taxwonk
3. How much allowance did you get at age two, Daddy Bigbucks?
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None, which begs the question... what'd she do to afford that peanut butter?
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05-13-2005, 05:01 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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Replaced_Texan
So Guy A saw Guy B last night and nearly beat the shit out of him.
Here's hoping that's the end of that.
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Good. Hopefully, A and his friends now permanently blackball B from the social circle. |
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05-13-2005, 05:08 PM
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#1039
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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yay
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Why is Pearl Jam, with their schmaltzy shit, considered so good, yet STP, with a lot of great songs, considered the Grand Funk Railroad of grunge? They sound a lot alike, only STP sounds better, and not pretentious.
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Lay off the drugs, man. They're turning your mind to mush. |
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05-13-2005, 05:14 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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A question
If a woman is wearing a Hustler sweatshirt, is it safe to assume I can go ahead and stare at her tits? We can safely imply consent here, can't we?
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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05-13-2005, 05:21 PM
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#1041
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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A question
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
If a woman is wearing a Hustler sweatshirt, is it safe to assume I can go ahead and stare at her tits? We can safely imply consent here, can't we?
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You can actually grab her tits. You can even probably get away with a little dry humping. Have at it, man!
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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05-13-2005, 05:24 PM
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#1042
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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A question
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You can actually grab her tits. You can even probably get away with a little dry humping. Have at it, man!
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Dry? Fuck, now you tell me.
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05-13-2005, 05:25 PM
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#1043
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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A question
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
If a woman is wearing a Hustler sweatshirt, is it safe to assume I can go ahead and stare at her tits? We can safely imply consent here, can't we?
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What about if a stripper you saw the night before shows up (as a regular patron) at the bar you're at the next night? I can stare all I want and remind myself what she looked like naked, correct?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-13-2005, 05:28 PM
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#1044
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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A question
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What about if a stripper you saw the night before shows up (as a regular patron) at the bar you're at the next night? I can stare all I want and remind myself what she looked like naked, correct?
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Depends. Will you go over every third song and leave a $5 in front of her?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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05-13-2005, 05:39 PM
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#1045
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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A question
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
If a woman is wearing a Hustler sweatshirt, is it safe to assume I can go ahead and stare at her tits? We can safely imply consent here, can't we?
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Well, when in a T-shirt, the consensus seems to be "yes," so you're probably safe here.
You could also argue that you were simply trying to read it, and make out the "Hardcore Since '74" in small print.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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05-13-2005, 05:41 PM
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#1046
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 301
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Job opening
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh, and socks in the summer are for actuarials.*
* Unless you're wearing a suit of course.
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The word is actuaries, actuarials are reports and reports don't wear socks.
(Yes, I am going to go kill myself now for correcting a post about actuaries) |
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05-13-2005, 05:41 PM
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#1047
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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A question
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
If a woman is wearing a Hustler sweatshirt, is it safe to assume I can go ahead and stare at her tits? We can safely imply consent here, can't we?
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I think her boyfriend would take offense and nearly beat the shit out of you if you didn't.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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05-13-2005, 05:41 PM
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#1048
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Job opening
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I won't lie to you until I either (a) develop a dislike for you or (b) realize you're lying to me. Then I'll lie all the fucking time to you, about shit I don't even need to lie about.
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How tall are you? I'm 6'11"
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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05-13-2005, 05:42 PM
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#1049
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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A question
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Originally posted by Gattigap
You could also argue that you were simply trying to read it, and make out the "Hardcore Since '74" in small print.
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That part's in braile (sp?), right?
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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05-13-2005, 05:42 PM
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#1050
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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A question
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What about if a stripper you saw the night before shows up (as a regular patron) at the bar you're at the next night? I can stare all I want and remind myself what she looked like naked, correct?
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Shit, you're marrying her, remember? You can stare at her until you run out of singles.
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