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09-21-2005, 02:09 PM
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#1036
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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How I Met slave
"You definitely fucked a dude, SASA."
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09-21-2005, 02:12 PM
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#1037
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Zellweger and Some Guy
Why don't I have this site on permalink?
Situation resolved. |
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09-21-2005, 02:14 PM
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#1038
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 764
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How I Met slave
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'm a 21-year-old straight guy with a boring, straight sex life. Until a few months ago when something terrifying happened.
A slim person comes into the dark room,
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If it was truly a slim person, you're safe, it wasn't Slave. |
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09-21-2005, 02:15 PM
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#1039
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They Call Me Tater Salad
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Freaky Beach, CA
Posts: 697
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"Shoot Up And Swallow"
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Heroin in a pill? What a wuss.
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Less body damage, no infection risk, easier dose control, longer high. Just need to replace initial tsunami with slower storm surge.
Do you still use leeches for a good bloodletting because you aren't a wuss about that whole bandage thing? |
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09-21-2005, 02:23 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Zellweger and Some Guy
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Originally posted by dtb
Why don't I have this site on permalink?
Situation resolved.
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Damn you.
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Standing next to Donatella Versace is probably the best way to avoid being made fun. Beef jerky woman is just too damn distracting to let you notice anything else. Mariah Carey could be completely naked and covered in tattoos and you'd still be like, "Damn, what's wrong with that woman's face on the right?"
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ETS motherfucker, I can't get the picture to go at all. It's on the front page of thesuperficial.com now, but who knows when that will change.
Last edited by ltl/fb; 09-21-2005 at 02:25 PM..
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09-21-2005, 02:26 PM
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#1041
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Zellweger and Some Guy
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Damn you.
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You all look like bags of feces.
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Last edited by Alex_de_Large; 09-21-2005 at 02:29 PM..
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09-21-2005, 02:29 PM
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#1042
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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"Shoot Up And Swallow"
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Ever consider what you’d be if you’d spent the time you spent chasing skirts chasing good grades and a career?
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Lonely?
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09-21-2005, 02:33 PM
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#1043
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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ACL update
An e-mail I just received:
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Update on Hurricane Rita & ACL
Just like you, we are keeping a very close watch on the weather and are being advised by meteorologists. We do expect some rain on Saturday, so be sure to bring an umbrella and wear your rain gear. If weather conditions appear to present any kind of danger to fans, musicians or crew, we are prepared to make the necessary adjustments to maintain safety. Until then, the Festival is on, rain or shine.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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09-21-2005, 02:47 PM
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#1044
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Zellweger and Some Guy
Damn. She is unbelievable. Does she need a girlfriend?
I think I may know someone. |
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09-21-2005, 02:47 PM
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#1045
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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"Shoot Up And Swallow"
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It wouldn't have worked for your post anyway. Maybe "rokd" or "rawkt"? ABBA probably should be involved here. She is the FB's A#1 cool people jargon creator.
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That was so sweet!
For those keeping score, I recieved three lap dances last night and made out with "Paige." "Paige" has nipples like Naomi Watts. |
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09-21-2005, 02:54 PM
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#1046
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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"Shoot Up And Swallow"
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ABBAKiss
For those keeping score, I recieved three lap dances last night and made out with "Paige." "Paige" has nipples like Naomi Watts.
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So did Shifter, or so I'm told. |
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09-21-2005, 02:58 PM
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#1047
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Check this out
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
It could be toxic botox poisoning, or toxic fake tan poisoning but personally, I think there wasn't much there to begin with so it wouldn't take much.
And what was the comment about next year? Who else is looking for a front man? Van Halen?
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Blind Melon, Sublime, Ramones, Nirvana, Morphine?
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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09-21-2005, 03:03 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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"Shoot Up And Swallow"
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
That was so sweet!
For those keeping score, I recieved three lap dances last night and made out with "Paige." "Paige" has nipples like Naomi Watts.
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So at what point does the"celibate" claim get refuted?
[thanks to dtb for the silly spelling error fix.]
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09-21-2005, 03:05 PM
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#1049
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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"Shoot Up And Swallow"
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So at what point does the"celebate" claim get refuted?
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Right around third base, I guess. Don't you know that it's different for girls?
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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09-21-2005, 03:09 PM
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#1050
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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"Shoot Up And Swallow"
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
So did Shifter, or so I'm told.
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Shifter had nipples like Naomi Watts or made out with Paige or received three lap dances? What? I was with a guy from NYC -- Shifter, was that YOU? I had no idea. |
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