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[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Here's what I don't get: Why the fuck do you head butt the guy in the chest? Why wouldn't you hit him square in the nose or jaw? It's like he wanted to hurt him, but not enough to keep him from playing. He had to have known he'd be done either way, so why not inflict some real damage?

He's the team captain, leader and most experienced player on the team and he lets himself get baited like that? And doesn't even get his money's worth? Fucking pathetic.

TM

This Saturday I was headbutted in the chest by a fellow boxer. Luckily my trusty turtle shells protected my boobs. Then she split my lip. The headbutting was an accident but the shot in the face was not. But I got her good. rest assured.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
My own:

Associating with losers make you feel better about yourself.

Ouch. But shouldn't seats on the blue line at MSG be on that list, Pony?

Hockey Haiku:

Back to their old ways?
Blue Shirts take Shanny from Wings.
Is Gordie Howe next?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by cheval de frise
Maybe they should give out fuchsia cards instead. Then, at the end of the season, the player with the most cards is forced to wear a feather boa and thong while being given a public flogging--five lashes for each card--to teach him what "contact" is.

If the player's name happens to be "Cristiano Ronaldo," double the number of lashes, pour salt in the resultant wounds, and add tincture of iodine. Be prepared for some spectacular screaming (given what he's capable of when he's not even touched).

CDF

He's the worst of the worst. I can't stand that whiney little fucker.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Here's what I don't get: Why the fuck do you head butt the guy in the chest? Why wouldn't you hit him square in the nose or jaw? It's like he wanted to hurt him, but not enough to keep him from playing. He had to have known he'd be done either way, so why not inflict some real damage?

He's the team captain, leader and most experienced player on the team and he lets himself get baited like that? And doesn't even get his money's worth? Fucking pathetic.

TM

You should try it for yourself - it's really rather satisfying.

Spree - "videogame" with sound.

http://tonaz.altervista.org/zidane.html

More Zidania in here:

http://www.ytmnd.com/list/?PHPSESSID...&search=zidane

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by cheval de frise
Maybe they should give out fuchsia cards instead. Then, at the end of the season, the player with the most cards is forced to wear a feather boa and thong while being given a public flogging--five lashes for each card--to teach him what "contact" is.

If the player's name happens to be "Cristiano Ronaldo," double the number of lashes, pour salt in the resultant wounds, and add tincture of iodine. Be prepared for some spectacular screaming (given what he's capable of when he's not even touched).

CDF

With Cristiano Ronaldo, it's not even the diving that's most annoying -- it's the post-dive whining and looks of incredulity.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
With Cristiano Ronaldo, it's not even the diving that's most annoying -- it's the post-dive whining and looks of incredulity.

Maybe I didn't see enough of his games, but (1) is he any worse than the others talented at this art? and (2) if he is, shouldn't be be applauded for how well he carries it off? It's kind of like appreciating the goons/enforcers in hockey for what they do--it's not a good part of the game, but give them credit for the skill they display.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Maybe I didn't see enough of his games, but (1) is he any worse than the others talented at this art? and (2) if he is, shouldn't be be applauded for how well he carries it off? It's kind of like appreciating the goons/enforcers in hockey for what they do--it's not a good part of the game, but give them credit for the skill they display.

Americans respect people who can beat the crap out of other people much more than we respect looking like a ninny.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Maybe I didn't see enough of his games, but (1) is he any worse than the others talented at this art? and (2) if he is, shouldn't be be applauded for how well he carries it off? It's kind of like appreciating the goons/enforcers in hockey for what they do--it's not a good part of the game, but give them credit for the skill they display.

I don't recall him getting the calls, so I guess he's not that good.

He is fun to watch on the move, though.

[SlaveNoMore]

Not Bob
Ouch. But shouldn't seats on the blue line at MSG be on that list, Pony?

Hockey Haiku:

Back to their old ways?
Blue Shirts take Shanny from Wings.
Is Gordie Howe next?

Back to old ways ? Nah.
They got Brendan on the cheap
Huge Rucchin upgrade.

[SlaveNoMore]

Tyrone Slothrop
With Cristiano Ronaldo, it's not even the diving that's most annoying -- it's the post-dive whining and looks of incredulity.

He's so talented, but he doesnt even try to score from inside the box - all he does is flop.

PS - how are they going to transfer his ass to Real Madrid, now that Real is going to end up with half of Juventus.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
This Saturday I was headbutted in the chest by a fellow boxer. Luckily my trusty turtle shells protected my boobs. Then she split my lip. The headbutting was an accident but the shot in the face was not. But I got her good. rest assured.

What are "turtle shells"?

I guess the headgear doesn't prevent the glove from landing on the face, eh? For some reason, I thought that it did. At any rate, should she not be taking a shot at your face while boxing? Is that rule sorta like the no-check rule in beer league hockey?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Not Bob
What are "turtle shells"?

I guess the headgear doesn't prevent the glove from landing on the face, eh? For some reason, I thought that it did. At any rate, should she not be taking a shot at your face while boxing? Is that rule sorta like the no-check rule in beer league hockey?

She should definitely be hitting me in the face. But headgear doesn't protect against split lips, black eyes and broken noses. It just (allegedly) lessens the chances of brain damage (and it is a little harder to break a cheekbone or a nose with it on). I was just pleased with myself for being such a tough guy. Turtle shells are plastic things that look like turtle shells that go into your sports bra to fit over your boobs.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Turtle shells are plastic things that look like turtle shells that go into your sports bra to fit over your boobs.

Like a cup for breasts?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Turtle shells are plastic things that look like turtle shells that go into your sports bra to fit over your boobs.

I hope that you are taking all appropriate steps to preserve your fantastic TITS!

BTW, other than for discussion of GWNC's boxing tits, is this the worst sports day of the year?

World Cup-over
Baseball-all-star break
Tour de France-rest day
Wimbledon-over
Golf-nothing

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
She should definitely be hitting me in the face. But headgear doesn't protect against split lips, black eyes and broken noses. It just (allegedly) lessens the chances of brain damage (and it is a little harder to break a cheekbone or a nose with it on).

Aha. As you know, I am a lover, not a fighter (more of a Luc Robitaille than a Marty McSorley), so I was unsure about the coverage of the headgear. And I am sorry about your lip.

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I was just pleased with myself for being such a tough guy.

Does that mean that you kicked her ass after she landed that lucky blow?

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Turtle shells are plastic things that look like turtle shells that go into your sports bra to fit over your boobs.

That's what I sorta guessed.