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09-27-2006, 01:01 PM
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#1036
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Pink Taco
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Uber-wierd. My mom used to live right down the block from his grandfather, Arnie Morton, who founded Morton's steak house.
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And Harry Morton is dating Lindsay Lohan. So now you all are 6 steps away from Kevin Bacon somehow, I'm sure.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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09-27-2006, 01:01 PM
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#1037
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
If she is talking about here, I assume she is getting tits installed or something.
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Tits trimmed and lifted.
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09-27-2006, 01:04 PM
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#1038
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Headline of the day
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Tits trimmed and lifted.
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She's deprecating them?
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09-27-2006, 01:08 PM
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#1039
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,309
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Headline of the day
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Tits trimmed and lifted.
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It's the new "Wonking."
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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09-27-2006, 01:08 PM
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#1040
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
She's deprecating them?
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No, I'm quite certain it's intended to be an improvement. Deprecating has a negative connotation. In any event, if it makes her happier I support her efforts. Because this is America, and we can do that here.
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09-27-2006, 01:10 PM
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#1041
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Headline of the day
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
It's the new "Wonking."
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I'm perfectly happy in my skin. Your bitter, shallow jibes have no effect on me, little man.
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09-27-2006, 01:15 PM
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#1042
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Headline of the day
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I'm perfectly happy in my skin. Your bitter, shallow jibes have no effect on me, little man.
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My jibes are not bitter.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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09-27-2006, 01:20 PM
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#1043
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Headline of the day
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Originally posted by taxwonk
No, I'm quite certain it's intended to be an improvement. Deprecating has a negative connotation. In any event, if it makes her happier I support her efforts. Because this is America, and we can do that here.
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I'm sure that after her installation, she won't need your support. Or any other for that matter.
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09-27-2006, 01:20 PM
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#1044
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Headline of the day
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Originally posted by taxwonk
No, I'm quite certain it's intended to be an improvement. Deprecating has a negative connotation. In any event, if it makes her happier I support her efforts. Because this is America, and we can do that here.
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She shouldn't need your "support." She's getting them lifted.
This is the thing that involves detaching the nipple and reattaching it higher up, yes? |
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09-27-2006, 01:21 PM
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#1045
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
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Headline of the day
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I am finding it hard to stop eating. I'm hungry all the time. I'm going to balloon into that fat kid on Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
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I raced in the Wild Scallion on Saturday:
http://www.urbanadventureracing.com/...on/index.html.
Approximately 40 miles of cycling, 13-15 miles of running, climbing the Sears Tower (103 flights, up and down), etc. Took the team 8 hrs 47 mins to finish.
I haven't stopped eating since.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-27-2006, 01:30 PM
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#1046
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Headline of the day
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I raced in the Wild Scallion on Saturday:
http://www.urbanadventureracing.com/...on/index.html.
Approximately 40 miles of cycling, 13-15 miles of running, climbing the Sears Tower (103 flights, up and down), etc. Took the team 8 hrs 47 mins to finish.
I haven't stopped eating since.
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Now that is a reason to eat!
That actually sounds like fun. Not too much running. |
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09-27-2006, 01:34 PM
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#1047
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,282
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Headline of the day
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I raced in the Wild Scallion on Saturday:
http://www.urbanadventureracing.com/...on/index.html.
Approximately 40 miles of cycling, 13-15 miles of running, climbing the Sears Tower (103 flights, up and down), etc. Took the team 8 hrs 47 mins to finish.
I haven't stopped eating since.
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Congratulations! Did you do all of the legs or was it a relay?
I think that Muddy Buddy will be my entry into adventure racing next year.
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09-27-2006, 01:37 PM
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#1048
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Now that is a reason to eat!
That actually sounds like fun. Not too much running.
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It would have been much more fun had it not been storming all day. Cycling in the rain sucks. My teammate's heart monitor (teams of 3) estimated that he burned 8500 calories.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-27-2006, 01:38 PM
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#1049
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Headline of the day
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Tits trimmed and lifted.
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she does plastic surgery?
wow. |
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09-27-2006, 01:39 PM
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#1050
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Headline of the day
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I'm perfectly happy in my skin. Your bitter, shallow jibes have no effect on me, little man.
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I hope you don't mean "your skin" as in the harvested it-puts-the-lotion-on-its-skin-or-it-gets-the-hose type of skin.
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