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10-11-2007, 06:53 PM
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#1036
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,565
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CHEESE!
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Yes. I've also cued up the following:
Because I said so, that's why.
My house, my rules.
Who promised you life would be fair?
You can't always get what you want.
Because I'm an adult and you are a child. That's why.
Look it up.
If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
You're not getting up until you finish what's on your plate. (Which inevitably leads to: )
Okay, but you're going to finish this for breakfast or lunch or dinner, tomorrow.
And the ever popular:
We'll see.
TM
eta: Two things. Until recently, I had my daughter fooled into thinking that she had to bring daddy his medicine. She just figured out that I simply wanted another beer.
She doesn't really know what is beer and what isn't. She drinks water almost exclusively and just the other day, she saw a long-neck soda bottle (Izze pink grapefruit) in the fridge and asked if she could have a beer.
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10-11-2007, 06:54 PM
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#1037
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Holiday
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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10-11-2007, 06:56 PM
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#1038
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Holiday
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I am still not gay.
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I also am still not gay, with the caveat that I enjoy FMF threesomes, stripper coffee, and long walks on the beach. |
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10-11-2007, 06:56 PM
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#1039
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Holiday
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I am still not gay.
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I wish I was gay.
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Boogers!
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10-11-2007, 06:59 PM
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#1040
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Holiday
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I also am still not gay, with the caveat that I enjoy FMF threesomes, stripper coffee, and long walks on the beach.
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Oh yeah. Well, all that goes without saying. I mean, that'd be like me saying that I like strippers and blow.
Which I do.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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10-11-2007, 07:00 PM
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#1041
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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CHEESE!
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Originally posted by dtb
Hell, I can even send a can of NUTS and no one says Boo.
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I've heard CHEESE! is the new NUTS! |
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10-11-2007, 07:02 PM
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#1042
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Holiday
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I also am still not gay, with the caveat that I enjoy FMF threesomes, stripper coffee, and long walks on the beach.
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making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape?
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10-11-2007, 07:12 PM
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#1043
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Holiday
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape?
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I might be up for that, but I am not gay, am not into FMF or FFM MFF sex and am not into stripper coffee (uh, actually I'm not entirely clear on what that is so there is a slight possibility I would be into it). Walking on the beach can be good, unless there's been some sort of sewage incident.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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10-11-2007, 07:22 PM
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#1044
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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CHEESE!
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
But how much would you have been willing to pay?
TM
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For blackened poke chops? With you? Whatever it takes, my firend, whatever it takes.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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10-11-2007, 07:23 PM
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#1045
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 4,607
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Champagne wishes and caviar dreams!
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
She's very "Fugee Manor" which was fine back in the day, but now people are leaving law in droves or whining about leaving law or have left. So to get all hard about the disparity between staff and attys is tres counterproductive. Seeing as Loyola 2L and friends ain't getting no biglaw job due to the saturated market. WSJ had a piece on it. Some poor guy was like "who knew three years out I'd be uninsured and think that a great day was when a crackhead brought me 500 bucks"
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Good grief. Go ahead and spend your money buying lunch. Pardon me for trying to make a helpful suggestion that addressed two of the issues you harp on constantly: money and weight. |
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10-11-2007, 07:25 PM
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#1046
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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CHEESE!
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I already budgeted that $180 for hookers and blow. Think of the long-term effect of this co-pay increase on those less fortunate than us.
Maybe I just have hookers and blow on my mind because I saw Hustle & Flow the other day. Better than I expected. I generally keep my movie expectations pretty low though. My favorite part was when he had to go next door and bribe his neighbor to keep the noise down. I don't think that's a spoiler, and I'm not putting in spoiler space because you damned posters are too coddled these days with your lactose intolerance and peanut allergies.
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Spoken like a true member of the pb&j in a restaurant buying aristocracy. Put in your own damn hyphens.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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10-11-2007, 07:29 PM
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#1047
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Holiday
I do. Our firm LGBT affinity group hosted a lovely celebratory breakfast today in honor of COD. Breeders were invited. By going, I not only got a free breakfast, but I am now halfway toward meeting my inclusiveness goal for the fiscal year.
Do me a favor and remind me when it's time for you aristocratic mexicans to give away free chips and queso, okay? That'll cover the rest of my goal.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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10-11-2007, 07:30 PM
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#1048
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Not life-or-death, but I want it.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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10-11-2007, 07:38 PM
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#1049
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Holiday
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
I do. Our firm LGBT affinity group hosted a lovely celebratory breakfast today in honor of COD. Breeders were invited. By going, I not only got a free breakfast, but I am now halfway toward meeting my inclusiveness goal for the fiscal year.
Do me a favor and remind me when it's time for you aristocratic mexicans to give away free chips and queso, okay? That'll cover the rest of my goal.
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Inclisiveness of Mexcians, aristocratic or not, isn't really a popular stance these days...
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10-11-2007, 07:38 PM
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#1050
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Champagne wishes and caviar dreams!
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Originally posted by Fugee
Good grief. Go ahead and spend your money buying lunch. Pardon me for trying to make a helpful suggestion that addressed two of the issues you harp on constantly: money and weight.
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She can eat her weight in anything, but it would cost too much money.
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