Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[Not Me]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Speaking of Breast implants, I have determined that the average joe sees so many fake tits that he doesn't know what real ones look like anymore.

I was at a party this weekend (but this has happened many times before) and one of Mr. Bunny's friends brought a rent-a-stripperish date. Her boobs were so fake, it was just rEdiculously obvious to me. When she left, I gave her a big hug to confirm. After she left, I said "she should have spent the extra 4k on her boob job" and all the guys were like "no man, those were real". they were willing to accept defeat when I informed them that they hurt when I leaned into them...is it just that they want them to be real, so they become delusional or they really can't tell anymore unless they're feeling them or looking at scars?

Men can't tell unless it is a bad boob job. Unless the woman has a bad dye job or the carpet doesn't match the drapes, they think you are natural blonde.

Originally posted by Not Me
Men can't tell unless it is a bad boob job. Unless the woman has a bad dye job or the carpet doesn't match the drapes, they think you are natural blonde.

Blonde hair, dark pubes. I see it on porn all the time and it is such a turnoff. Here is what I dont get. Most blondes arent, yet many men fuck these blackbushes. How is this not a turnoff?

[Not Me]

Originally posted by baltassoc
Don't be a hatah. According to the Reuters story she's a Republican and plans to use her position to defend the Administration's actions in Iraq.

Good for her but her implants are too widely spaced apart. She needs wider implants.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Not Me
Men can't tell unless it is a bad boob job. Unless the woman has a bad dye job or the carpet doesn't match the drapes, they think you are natural blonde.

Lord, some men are dim.

1) If they are hovering up somewhere near her nose, and she's not wearing any notable support garment, they're fake.

2) If you can count her ribs, but her rack is huge, they're fake.

3) If you look at her one day after she returns from a week's "vacation", and you can't quite put your finger on it but something's different about her, she lost weight maybe?, they're fake.

4) If she goes from dressing reasonably tastefully to dressing like a $5 a pop XTina ripoff overnight, they're fake.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Here is what I dont get. Most blondes arent, yet many men fuck these blackbushes. How is this not a turnoff?

See previous discussion re: tanlines. By time you've inspected the goods that closely, the question of "is that her natural color" is not particularly important.

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
See previous discussion re: tanlines. By time you've inspected the goods that closely, the question of "is that her natural color" is not particularly important.

but its gross. that stark contrast. its like harsh flouresecnt lights were turned on or somethings. harsh.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Lord, some men are dim.

1) If they are hovering up somewhere near her nose, and she's not wearing any notable support garment, they're fake.

2) If you can count her ribs, but her rack is huge, they're fake.

3) If you look at her one day after she returns from a week's "vacation", and you can't quite put your finger on it but something's different about her, she lost weight maybe?, they're fake.

4) If she goes from dressing reasonably tastefully to dressing like a $5 a pop XTina ripoff overnight, they're fake.

But you can't be really sure unless you feel them. Don't blame us for being thorough.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
but its gross. that stark contrast. its like harsh flouresecnt lights were turned on or somethings. harsh.

Assuming any man even notices at that point, and assuming he's bothered by it, he has two choices:

1. Walk away from the lady who is ready to bang him.

2. Fuck her, but use a position where you can't ee her pubes (the stand up and hold her ankles apart thing that you see in porn won't work, but most others will. Or you can close your eyes).


Most men, I suspect, will take door no 2. (or slot no. C, which will also work).

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Assuming any man even notices at that point, and assuming he's bothered by it, he has two choices:

1. Walk away from the lady who is ready to bang him.

2. Fuck her, but use a position where you can't ee her pubes (the stand up and hold her ankles apart thing that you see in porn won't work, but most others will. Or you can close your eyes).


Most men, I suspect, will take door no 2. (or slot no. C, which will also work).

Men dont notice the color of the trim? I find this hard to believe. Where is Sebby when I need him? And if they go door number two, they would go back for more no matter how tawdry this looks? . It never ceases to amaze me how base the male instinct is. Women always think there is so much more to it than there anctually is. Sometimes I have to remind myself that the guy I am talking to jsut really wants to spread his seed.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Lord, some men are dim.

Actually, when it comes to breast implants, I would say most are.

Originally posted by purse junkie
1) If they are hovering up somewhere near her nose, and she's not wearing any notable support garment, they're fake.

Or if they just have quite a bit of upper fullness without a bra.

Originally posted by purse junkie
2) If you can count her ribs, but her rack is huge, they're fake.

That is an obvious give away, but men really believe that you can be 5'5" weigh 105lbs and have natural D cups. Skinny women don't have large breasts naturally.

Originally posted by purse junkie
4) If she goes from dressing reasonably tastefully to dressing like a $5 a pop XTina ripoff overnight, they're fake.

More of us than you realize who dress conservatively and tastefully have breast implants. We keep our implants well covered at work and in public.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by purse junkie


2) If you can count her ribs, but her rack is huge, they're fake.

There are exceptions to this one. A notable one was a girl I have known since elementary school who "grew in"* to her boobs and subsequently became a hippie in middle school (if that's possible). She is still a hippie, unbelievably skinny and has a rather large rack.

There are more girls like her.

*they didn't show up overnight

[greatwhitenorthchick]

On the elevator today, the quote of the day was something from Marlene Dietrich to the effect that men are more interested in a woman who is interested in them than a woman, any woman, who has beautiful legs.

This struck me as a vast overgeneralization.* I wonder what the context was when she said it. Did anyone else encounter this quote today and have the same reaction?



*like many that are being tossed around today about men and breasts, so I suppose it fits.

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
On the elevator today, the quote of the day was something from Marlene Dietrich to the effect that men are more interested in a woman who is interested in them than a woman, any woman, who has beautiful legs.

This struck me as a vast overgeneralization. I wonder what the context was when she said it. Did anyone else encounter this quote today and have the same reaction?

THe context was clearly that a man would rather spread his seed than look at a pair of nice legs. THats all they care about.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Men dont notice the color of the trim? .

We may notice, but we don't give a shit. At all.

We may be more observant if she's a redhead, but it's still one of the very last things on our mind.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Men dont notice the color of the trim?

How many woman have many pubes anymore though? I'm being serious. Cosmo leads me to believe we all have brazilians or something close. I don't think I've had a full mound of pubes since the early 1990s.