Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Speaking of Savage, he's finally gotten beyond the boring stuff (e.g. fatties) of recent weeks and moved on to some really twisted shit. Sure, Prince Alberts are old news. But sounding? Prince's wands? electrified butt-plugs? Damn.

I was out for drinks with friends the other day when a one friend said she had learned that a sex shop in town caries baby Jesus butt plugs. Everyone laughed. I then caused almost everyone at the table to emit shocked gasps or guilty giggles by suggesting that it could be sold in a package set with the Virgin Mary blow up doll. Is the idea of a Virgin Mary blow up doll that much more shocking than the reality of a baby Jesus butt plug? I suppose my hypothetical promotional tag line (something along the lines of "No matter how many times you use it, you are always getting her cherry.") exacerbated the effect. But if the twisted sickos out there have already come up with the baby Jesus butt plug, and market it in the Midwest--the Midwest!--I have a hard time believing you cannot get the Virgin Mary blow up doll in dozens of fine establishments in, for example, NYC or SF.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
You mean plushies?

No. They call themselves furries. Although I suppose the fat ones could be called plushies.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I was out for drinks with friends the other day when a one friend said she had learned that a sex shop in town caries baby Jesus butt plugs. Everyone laughed. I then caused almost everyone at the table to emit shocked gasps or guilty giggles by suggesting that it could be sold in a package set with the Virgin Mary blow up doll. Is the idea of a Virgin Mary blow up doll that much more shocking than the reality of a baby Jesus butt plug? I suppose my hypothetical promotional tag line (something along the lines of "No matter how many times you use it, you are always getting her cherry.") exacerbated the effect. But if the twisted sickos out there have already come up with the baby Jesus butt plug, and market it in the Midwest--the Midwest!--I have a hard time believing you cannot get the Virgin Mary blow up doll in dozens of fine establishments in, for example, NYC or SF.

would she be naked or clothed? I'm not sure how you'd recognize a naked Virgin Mary. a halo, I guess?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This would be a valuable post if it didn't suck so much.

Give a damn. You're not even trying.

Coltrane, I would call you stupid fucking oversensitive asshole if I weren't concerned that it would hurt your feelings in light of your obvious obsessive need for my approval, but I won't, and instead I will tell you I was referring to the activity, not to the post, and I was being sincere.

You dip.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
would she be naked or clothed? I'm not sure how you'd recognize a naked Virgin Mary. a halo, I guess?

More important - pregnant or not?

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I was out for drinks with friends the other day when a one friend said she had learned that a sex shop in town caries baby Jesus butt plugs. Everyone laughed. I then caused almost everyone at the table to emit shocked gasps or guilty giggles by suggesting that it could be sold in a package set with the Virgin Mary blow up doll. Is the idea of a Virgin Mary blow up doll that much more shocking than the reality of a baby Jesus butt plug? I suppose my hypothetical promotional tag line (something along the lines of "No matter how many times you use it, you are always getting her cherry.") exacerbated the effect.

You, my friend, are going straight to Hell.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
would she be naked or clothed? I'm not sure how you'd recognize a naked Virgin Mary. a halo, I guess?

An equally valid point is how is the baby jesus buttplug different from any other buttplug shaped like a baby?

The more important question is, if you inserted the baby jesus buttplug into the Virgin Mary blow-up doll, would that be incest? What about if you put the baby jesus buttplug in yourself and then did the virgin mary doll? Incest?

PLF, surely you tracked down the answers to these questions. If not, you should bring them up next time you go out with your friends.


Edited so that I don't get a bunch of stupid responses about how the baby jesus was holy, and otehr babies aren't.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I was out for drinks with friends the other day when a one friend said she had learned that a sex shop in town caries baby Jesus butt plugs. Everyone laughed. I then caused almost everyone at the table to emit shocked gasps or guilty giggles by suggesting that it could be sold in a package set with the Virgin Mary blow up doll. Is the idea of a Virgin Mary blow up doll that much more shocking than the reality of a baby Jesus butt plug? I suppose my hypothetical promotional tag line (something along the lines of "No matter how many times you use it, you are always getting her cherry.") exacerbated the effect. But if the twisted sickos out there have already come up with the baby Jesus butt plug, and market it in the Midwest--the Midwest!--I have a hard time believing you cannot get the Virgin Mary blow up doll in dozens of fine establishments in, for example, NYC or SF.

There's a store in chinatown that sells Hello Kitty vibrators (they're in the window of the store no less and next to the hello kitty backpacks). So when I told my friend about this shocking bit of marketing, she said that would be a tough one to explain to the kids of how the hello kitty toy was mommy's and not to be touched. Who the hell is the market for hello kitty vibrators?

And Coltrane: I'll ask the question that everyone here has let drop - why the champage lunch? Did you find a writing sample?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Coltrane, I would call you stupid fucking oversensitive asshole if I weren't concerned that it would hurt your feelings in light of your obvious obsessive need for my approval, but I won't, and instead I will tell you I was referring to the activity, not to the post, and I was being sincere.

You dip.

I thought it was kinda hot too, until ABBA screwed it up with her shitting on people response.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
There's a store in chinatown that sells Hello Kitty vibrators (they're in the window of the store no less and next to the hello kitty backpacks). So when I told my friend about this shocking bit of marketing, she said that would be a tough one to explain to the kids of how the hello kitty toy was mommy's and not to be touched. Who the hell is the market for hello kitty vibrators?

That's not a VIBRATOR. That's a massager. You are one sick puppy.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
There's a store in chinatown that sells Hello Kitty vibrators (they're in the window of the store no less and next to the hello kitty backpacks). So when I told my friend about this shocking bit of marketing, she said that would be a tough one to explain to the kids of how the hello kitty toy was mommy's and not to be touched. Who the hell is the market for hello kitty vibrators?

And Coltrane: I'll ask the question that everyone here has let drop - why the champage lunch? Did you find a writing sample?

NFH - Is your signature line an obscure reference to Marcia, Jan, and Cindy?

("Bitch bitch bith")

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Coltrane, I would call you stupid fucking oversensitive asshole if I weren't concerned that it would hurt your feelings in light of your obvious obsessive need for my approval, but I won't, and instead I will tell you I was referring to the activity, not to the post, and I was being sincere.

You dip.

Well fuck. I can't tell the difference b/w Sarcastic RP and you.

I'm sorry. Please like me.

Please?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Well fuck. I can't tell the difference b/w Sarcastic RP and you.

have some more champagne.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Is it still titty fucking when the girl is on top and does so on the way down?

Who cares? That shit is hot.

And when your dick and her titties are big enough, she can slip your cock in her mouth without losing any titty contact with your dick, making for one smooth transition.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Unfortunately only Kyra attended with the sprog, not Kevin.

Two questions:

1. Does Sedgwick look as much like a carp in person as she does on film?

2. Is the daughter hot and barely legal?

TM