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07-20-2004, 06:09 PM
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#1051
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Vibrators and R
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm curious as to why they don't prosecute like goodvibes and stuff who send me such items with regularity.
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I'm curious as to why it's a "waste of resources" to pursue this case, when sending in undercover cops to a Pleasure Party wasn't a "waste of resources."
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07-20-2004, 06:09 PM
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#1052
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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More Vengance
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I got this from a colleague to whom I sent the link to the SportsGuy's Vengance Scale earlier today. I have no idea of it's true or not, but it sure makes for a great story...
"This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank
the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "Fuck you!".
Then he turned to his bride and said, "Fuck you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing the next morning. While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the
charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells."
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I've heard three or four variations of this story over the last couple decades. On that basis, I'd say it's either apocryphal, or it's gaining in popularity.
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07-20-2004, 06:19 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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More Vengance
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I've heard three or four variations of this story over the last couple decades. On that basis, I'd say it's either apocryphal, or it's gaining in popularity.
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Either that, or the groom has bad taste in women and friends.
BOTD?
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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07-20-2004, 06:19 PM
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#1054
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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More Vengance
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I've heard three or four variations of this story over the last couple decades. On that basis, I'd say it's either apocryphal, or it's gaining in popularity.
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Wedding traditions are organic in nature. The Unity Candle and the Removal of the Garter have similar origins.
There is still no explaining the Electric Slide. |
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07-20-2004, 06:22 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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More Vengance
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
I've heard three or four variations of this story over the last couple decades. On that basis, I'd say it's either apocryphal, or it's gaining in popularity.
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Killjoy. |
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07-20-2004, 06:22 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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Think you have it rough?
A baby was recently born in the UK with its heart outside its body.
spree: bbc news
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07-20-2004, 06:26 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Think you have it rough?
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
A baby was recently born in the UK with its heart outside its body.
spree: bbc news
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Not to be a total geography timmy, but Australia is a long way away from the UK. |
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07-20-2004, 06:28 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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Think you have it rough?
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Not to be a total geography timmy, but Australia is a long way away from the UK.
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reading comprehension is for girlie men.
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07-20-2004, 06:29 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Think you have it rough?
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
A baby was recently born in the UK with its heart outside its body.
spree: bbc news
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"It was touch and go at times and I shed plenty of tears. She's had some good luck. The doctor's say her heart is perfect despite being outside her body when born."
This from the site that pointed out the trend whereby apostrophes are being misused with increasing frequency.
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07-20-2004, 06:30 PM
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How ya like me now?!?
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Above You
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More Vengance
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Either that, or the groom has bad taste in women and friends.
BOTD?
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I miss Bilmore {sniff}
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07-20-2004, 06:32 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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It's a matter of grammar created by the FB, so we're both right.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I have an acquaintance who cannot say the word "rat," so she says "R." She is from Massachussetts, and is obviously a bit of a wimp. I do not want to caress her breasts or her ass, but for reasons that have nothing to do with her politics or wimpiness.
Brazen, honey, just for the record, for you I would put politics aside.
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I would fuck any (hot) girl of different political persuasions. I would just fuck her differently.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-20-2004, 06:32 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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More Vengance
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Wedding traditions are organic in nature...
There is still no explaining the Electric Slide.
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The rise of acceptance vis. a vis. drug use and theincrease in screw-cap wine.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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07-20-2004, 06:32 PM
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#1063
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Pimps like to wear 'em when they kick them whores.
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
A baby was recently born in the UK with its heart outside its body.
spree: bbc news
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Apparently, GoreTex is more versatile and powerful than even Mix-a-lot had foreseen. |
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07-20-2004, 06:34 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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It's a matter of grammar created by the FB, so we're both right.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I would fuck any (hot) girl of different political persuasions. I would just fuck her differently.
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Please describe both in detail. |
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07-20-2004, 06:35 PM
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#1065
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,050
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Think you have it rough?
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
A baby was recently born in the UK with its heart outside its body.
spree: bbc news
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Who knew they were trying to breed Republicans now?
(I know, I know.)
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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