Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[Cliff Yablonski]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Meanwhile, my other mancrush, Cecil Adams at The Straight Dope, takes on the perennial diamond issue. Frankly, I think you've got better odds against Sebby than Cecil does against the diamond cartel.

FB flamewars are better streaming over the Internet than they are live or on TV, even though the fans are drunker than the NFL's.

I've been watching you for some time, Fatticus. I bet you're just like all the other South Appleton Community College fratboys. Major homosexuals majoring in Homosexuality. When they graduate and get the degree, the dean shoves it up their ass.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
The LSD fat deposit confession is the only thing you have written over the past two days that sheds any light on anything else you have written over the past two days.

Perhaps you are too humble to recognize your status here, and to appreciate the esteem everyone here, even Seb and me, holds for you. If you did recognize this, I believe you would also realize how devasting the hurtful things you say can be.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Perhaps you are too humble to recognize your status here, and to appreciate the esteem everyone here, even Seb and me, holds for you. If you did recognize this, I believe you would also realize how devasting the hurtful things you say can be.

Need a hug, Hank?

[Cliff Yablonski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Need a hug, Hank?

Are you sure you want to do that?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I liked Quadrophenia. Especially Disc Two. "5:15" into "Sea and Sand" into "Drowned" into "Dr. Jimmy" is magic.

A strange guy I knew in college made me listen to Quadrophenia while tripping and taking bong hits from a 10 ft bong (yes, the idiot had built one... for what reason I had no idea - it was a horrible instrument) and watching fractal patterns on his computer. At that time, a buddy had stolen my mountain bike and I was stuck at this guy's house (long walk uphill to my fraternity house), watching fractals and listening to Townsend's self-indulgent lyrics and bloated songs for what seemed like forever. It did psychic damage to me. I'll never listen to it again, even though Entwhistle is phenomenal on it.

I feel the same way about the Wall. Waters is so ridiculous. The record sounds like it was written by an adolescent with emotional problems. Thank God he got it right by acting like an adult on The Final Cut.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Quadrophenia .... tripping ... bong hits from a 10 ft bong ...

Mushrooms and

Dude.

[ilikenewsocks]

Originally posted by Cliff Yablonski
You're all fucking full of shit. The music on the radio is fucking awful nowadays. It's just loud crap and a bunch of teenagers yelling. All I listen to anymore are my Frank Sinatra tapes, God rest his soul.

If you're going to sock, put some effort into it, willya? The REAL Cliff Yablonski would crap all over Frank Sinatra (hi Hank!). Only Lawrence Welk and Frankie Yankovic are real music in his estimation.

Yours,
Still Very Much Not Penske

Edited to add: On the plus side, your avatar looks like Peter Gammons on crack. Nice. And happy Friday.

[Cliff Yablonski]

Originally posted by ilikenewsocks
If you're going to sock, put some effort into it, willya? The REAL Cliff Yablonski would crap all over Frank Sinatra (hi Hank!). Only Lawrence Welk and Frankie Yankovic are real music in his estimation.

Yours,
Still Very Much Not Penske

Edited to add: On the plus side, your avatar looks like Peter Gammons on crack. Nice. And happy Friday.

You better do some more research, you mutant assmonkey. The last time you contributed anything useful to the world was when Hank wrapped you around his miniscule man-pole in order to catch his duck butter.

[SlaveNoMore]

sebastian_dangerfield
I feel the same way about the Wall. Waters is so ridiculous. The record sounds like it was written by an adolescent with emotional problems. Thank God he got it right by acting like an adult on The Final Cut.

You're still stoned, apparently

[Shape Shifter]

What is it?

[Alex_de_Large]

Sports Guy on why 1984 can never be topped.

[Cliff Yablonski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
What is it?

It's that sticky stuff you get all over your hand every time you whack off to your sister's picture. I just love the family photo. Damn inbreds.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Someone somewhere likes it; its popular.

I'm surprised you'd use such a literla meaning of "pop."

Very clever. I thought you were going to use your old trick - defending the statement that "it is all pop music" by arguing that, implicit in your statement is a limitation of the word "it" to only mean pop music. Instead, you pulled the old reverse end around, defining pop music so broadly that it includes all music. So, yes. If your definition of "pop music" is "music," than I am forced to agree that "it is all pop music."

I am surprised you used a meaning of "pop" that made the term "pop music" redundant.

Actually, I am not that surprised.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Sports Guy on why 1984 can never be topped.

Yeah, but he's stealing our material:

33. . . . If you disagree, you're a racist and you hate blacks. End of story.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Perhaps you are too humble to recognize your status here, and to appreciate the esteem everyone here, even Seb and me, holds for you. If you did recognize this, I believe you would also realize how devasting the hurtful things you say can be.

I do appreciate that, but Sebastian is in an Atkins-caused LSD-fat-deposit-based hallucinogenic psychosis right now. He will not remember any of this once he gets back on the carbs. And it is unlikely that he is going to scroll back and read these once the psychosis is over. But, in case that does happen, let me just say to the future non-hallucinatory and psychotic Sebastian who is reading this that I'm just funnin' with ya. O.K.? We're cool, right?