Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
None, which begs the question... what'd she do to afford that peanut butter?

Spoken like a guy who spent his early years with lots of peanut butter and his early 30s with pockets full of Snicker's bars.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by lookingformarket
The word is actuaries, actuarials are reports and reports don't wear socks.




(Yes, I am going to go kill myself now for correcting a post about actuaries)

I think that's only right. Use one of your Shuns. It'll be almost painless that way.

Or you can try my method. It takes a lot longer, but you get to eat all the salami you want.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
* Don't write "Syd was a misunderstood genius."

But I am. And people keep misspelling my name.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
That part's in braile (sp?), right?

Y'all are making me wish I were wearing one of those t-shirts right now.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
the kind where you get followed home from a party at 3 am and get choked at knifepoint by a guy in a leather jacket.

This is a SS/slave reference, right? You're obsessed.

[Mr. Man]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Interesting. I have had Chains of Love in my head for a while. Plus Blondie's Atomic. It's a frenzy. ERISA just can't compete.

Even though I am not hugest fan (in terms of fan-ness, as opposed to size), I put the greatest hits on the mp3 server last week. A fine collection.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
*sniff*

I know. AND I've been gone. AND Sebby was in there twice.

humanity, oh, etc.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by taxwonk
1. Yet;

2. I thought the pink pants were yours, she looks better without them on; and

3. How much allowance did you get at age two, Daddy Bigbucks?

Is the daughter 2 or 16? If 16, is there a daughter of the daughter who is 2? If so, what does this say about cheapness?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by lookingformarket
(Yes, I am going to go kill myself now for correcting a post about actuaries)

I figured some other geek would get to it, so I held off correcting until I stp-ed. Good to know I made the right choice.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I figured some other geek would get to it, so I held off correcting until I stp-ed. Good to know I made the right choice.

Hat Trick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Is the daughter 2 or 16? If 16, is there a daughter of the daughter who is 2? If so, what does this say about cheapness?

The daughter is now 16. She gave me the jar of Skippy Super Chunk when she was two. (Actually, she just picked it out and Mom bought it, but don't tell Sebby).

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by taxwonk
The daughter is now 16. She gave me the jar of Skippy Super Chunk when she was two. (Actually, she just picked it out and Mom bought it, but don't tell Sebby).

piece of advice- don't explain to fringey, don't try and make her feel guilty- there is really no reason. Attack only.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
piece of advice- don't explain to fringey, don't try and make her feel guilty- there is really no reason. Attack only.

I like your new pope-y outfit.

Sounds like Wanker's daughter is past the "pre" part of "prepubescent." Must make those sleepovers more fun . . .

[Hank Chinaski]

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[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
Even though I am not hugest fan (in terms of fan-ness, as opposed to size), I put the greatest hits on the mp3 server last week. A fine collection.

Blondie, or Erasure? I heard Yaz on the way home and pondered Yaz vs. Alison Moyet (solo) vs. Erasure. Hmmmmmm.