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07-12-2005, 08:09 PM
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#1051
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Speaking of salty
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Urine is actually quite sterile.
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We have a freak!
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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07-12-2005, 08:10 PM
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#1052
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Speaking of salty
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I share a locker room with a bunch of chicks. They all have boobies.
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I like your locker room better than mine.
Though, fwiw, Kevin Duckworth of the Blazers also had boobies.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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07-12-2005, 08:18 PM
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#1053
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Speaking of salty
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
My husband wouldn't have sex in front of the cat. I always thought that was totally weird.
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Some cats sneak up on you post-coitus and lick your delicious splooge off your dick. Cat tongue is not a pleasurable experience.
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Boogers!
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07-12-2005, 08:22 PM
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#1054
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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I would really like it
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Donuts are not all the same. I can put away a family pack of assorted timbits, no problem, but I can't finish one Krispy Kreme. They're way too sweet. Timbits, on the other hand, are dee-licious.
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How aboot those Tim Horton Cherry Sticks, eh?  |
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07-12-2005, 08:23 PM
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#1055
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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Speaking of salty
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Originally posted by LessinSF
Some cats sneak up on you post-coitus and lick your delicious splooge off your dick. Cat tongue is not a pleasurable experience.
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My friend used to rub his dick with cat tuna to encourage Fluffy. |
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07-12-2005, 08:23 PM
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#1056
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Speaking of salty
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Originally posted by LessinSF
Some cats sneak up on you post-coitus and lick your delicious splooge off your dick. Cat tongue is not a pleasurable experience.
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I sense a great cross-post to the Spanky board on the horizon.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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07-12-2005, 08:49 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Speaking of salty
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I share a locker room with a bunch of chicks. They all have boobies.
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07-12-2005, 09:03 PM
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#1058
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,207
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Speaking of salty
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I shared a locker room with the early '90s Trailblazers. Rod Strickland peed in the shower.
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Good man. I was in the locker room last week trying to check a zit on my face and this great big fat old man was clipping his toenails on the sink counter nude, with this disgustingly long old man ballsack hanging down like two prunes and his nauseating Slim Jimish shriveled pecker all but wiping back and forth along the sink. He was taking up all the space and I felt like saying "Hey, you disgusting fuck. Do that shit on the bench in front of the lockers." What the fuck is the matter with people? No one wants to see that shit.
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07-12-2005, 09:06 PM
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#1059
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Speaking of salty
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Originally posted by LessinSF
Some cats sneak up on you post-coitus and lick your delicious splooge off your dick. Cat tongue is not a pleasurable experience.
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Some Labs will lick peanut butter off your crank. Or was that Paigow?
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07-12-2005, 09:23 PM
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#1060
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Speaking of salty
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Some Labs will lick peanut butter off your crank. Or was that Paigow?
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Roysbrooke.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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07-12-2005, 10:08 PM
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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Speaking of salty
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My dogs don't usually get involved. The Displaced Dog curls up on the floor and goes to sleep and the Puppy (will be two at the end of the month, can you believe it?) tends to get annoyed that someone's on her side of the bed and leaves after trying to claim a pillow.
She's a morning person, though, so she loves to jump onto my chest and give all sorts of kisses and demand tummy rubs as soon as I wake up. If someone's in my bed, she'll spread the love. I'm not a morning person, so I'm more than happy to foist her on someone else.
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The cat is not allowed in our bedroom (or the guest bedrooms), so we have no problems of this type.
He's so well trained that we can leave the door open when we're in the room and he'll just lie in the hallway outside of the door to our room.
Sometimes I feel bad for him. He really looks like he wants to come in. If he tries to come in, we say no and he'll whine about it for a second, and then resume lying in the hallway.
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07-12-2005, 10:10 PM
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#1062
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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WSOP SPOILER
Anyone still think Greg Raymer winning last year was a fluke? If he manages to win The Big One back to back, in this day and age, holy cow.
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07-12-2005, 10:15 PM
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#1063
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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Speaking of salty
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Roysbrooke.
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I have no idea why you're dragging me into this conversation.
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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07-12-2005, 11:03 PM
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#1064
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Logic question
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Great. That means I've been craving the perfect splooge for the past week. Is it the Spanish peanuts? The PBP has been my favorite since I was a kid.
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Coltrane's actual taste is to PBP
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Coltrane's actual IQ is to 167.
solve for Coltrane's actual IQ.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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07-12-2005, 11:28 PM
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#1065
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Logic question
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Coltrane's actual taste is to PBP
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Coltrane's actual IQ is to 167.
solve for Coltrane's actual IQ.
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Trick question. Can't divide by zero. |
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