Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[patentparanyc]

Noticed the recent trend of dishy confessions from the VF cover set, interesting perspective on same. p.s. Terri Hatcher and Jennifer Aniston are like my least favorite people. Jennifer of homely lantern jaw and piggy eyes and Terri of that bottomless pit black hole of neediness.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bill-r...r_b_24655.html

[cheval de frise]

GWNC explains turtle shells

Originally posted by Not Bob
That's what I sorta guessed.

I think we can be forgiven for hoping (against hope) for the "Penthouse Letters" version of that explanation. It was definitely worth asking, just in case.

CDF

Edited to fix re: line

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by cheval de frise
I think we can be forgiven for hoping (against hope) for the "Penthouse Letters" version of that explanation. It was definitely worth asking, just in case.

CDF

Edited to fix re: line

Seriously. I was waiting for the story to transition into the two of them getting so angry at each other that they stripped off each other's boxing gear and clothes and had a scissor fight.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
This Saturday I was headbutted in the chest by a fellow boxer. Luckily my trusty turtle shells protected my boobs. Then she split my lip. The headbutting was an accident but the shot in the face was not. But I got her good. rest assured.

I'm not sure why I'm coming under fire in the subject line of this thread. The only thing I predicted is that Viera would not score a goal -- that, and Franck Ribery would play very well. Seems like I'm 2 for 2.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Seriously. I was waiting for the story to transition into the two of them getting so angry at each other that they stripped off each other's boxing gear and clothes and had a scissor fight.

My version had that. But with licking. Maybe your computer has a problem?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
My version had that. But with licking. Maybe your computer has a problem?

It was blocked by Unauthorized Use Automatic Firm software. ha..

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Americans respect people who can beat the crap out of other people much more than we respect looking like a ninny.

When did you become Mr. Fight Club Super Macho dude? Aren't you a skinny runner type?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
When did you become Mr. Fight Club Super Macho dude? Aren't you a skinny runner type?

He just got married and is going through a masculinity crisis. The same exact thing happened to you. And you know it.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Noticed the recent trend of dishy confessions from the VF cover set, interesting perspective on same. p.s. Terri Hatcher and Jennifer Aniston are like my least favorite people. Jennifer of homely lantern jaw and piggy eyes and Terri of that bottomless pit black hole of neediness.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bill-r...r_b_24655.html

A. I like Jennifer Aniston, although I don't like the whole "poor me -- Brad dumped me -- don't pity me, dammit!" thing.

2. I wonder who the heck the dude is talking about. NFH, any clue?

• A while back, I had dinner with an Oscar winning actress who had been unceremoniously dumped by an Oscar winning actor, so he could marry a younger, more famous Oscar winner. "Vanity Fair called," she told me, "they said they'd put me on the cover if I gave them dirt on (her ex)." I knew this was a real dilemma for her, as her acting career could use the boost such publicity would bring, and her venom for her ex was still running hot. The opportunity seemed too tempting to turn down. "I'm not gonna do it," she said, surprising the hell out of me. "Really?" "Yeah. I think Jackie O. had it right, you know? Keep your fucking mouth shut."

[cheval de frise]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I'm not sure why I'm coming under fire in the subject line of this thread. The only thing I predicted is that Viera would not score a goal -- that, and Franck Ribery would play very well. Seems like I'm 2 for 2.

I thought you said France would win. Ah, well. Sorry about that. So much for THAT "karmic nullification" theory.

Speaking of which...what do you think the financial markets will do? Care to share your investment strategy?

CDF

[cheval de frise]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
He just got married and is going through a masculinity crisis. The same exact thing happened to you. And you know it.

You have a talent for getting to the nub of it.

CDF

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by Not Bob
"Yeah. I think Jackie O. had it right, you know? Keep your fucking mouth shut."

That Jackie O., she was one classy broad.

[cheval de frise]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Noticed the recent trend of dishy confessions from the VF cover set, interesting perspective on same. p.s. Terri Hatcher and Jennifer Aniston are like my least favorite people. Jennifer of homely lantern jaw and piggy eyes and Terri of that bottomless pit black hole of neediness.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bill-r...r_b_24655.html

You're in no shape for driving.

CDF *

(*'80's song reference and re: line for NotBob)

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by cheval de frise
You have a talent for getting to the nub of it.

CDF

Mmmmm, nub.

[NotFromHere]

So I was one of the 5 billion people to see Pirates of the Caribbean this weekend. I paid extra to see it in digital video - which I highly recommend. I liked it. The special effects were great - especially Davey Jones. There were more scenes from "the ride" in this movie, adding a little cuteness. It was long, and the last 20 minutes is a set up for "Pirates III, the search for Keith Richards." Otherwise, worth seeing.