Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
If she had been talking about Courtney Love it would have worked on even more levels.

Kirsten Dunst
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Tiffani Amber Thiessen (sort of pretty sometimes but she is a gigantic moonfaced circle head volleyball and many have said not hot about the face including Howard Stern)
Madonna

I personally would throw in Tyra Banks- hello, space for rent, but I think that while renowned for her body, she is generally considerd pretty. Looks like a martian to me. but then I find SJP uniquely attractive (when her hair is right- that is key).

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Likewise, only weird white guys enjoy flat asses.

That's b/c subconciously they want 10 yr old boys, NTTAWWT. Wait there is definitely SWWT.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Kirsten Dunst
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Tiffani Amber Thiessen (sort of pretty sometimes but she is a gigantic moonfaced circle head volleyball and many have said not hot about the face including Howard Stern)
Madonna

I personally would throw in Tyra Banks- hello, space for rent, but I think that while renowned for her body, she is generally considerd pretty. Looks like a martian to me. but then I find SJP uniquely attractive (when her hair is right- that is key).

Theissen looks like a Family Circus character.

Yeh, Tyra's agot a bit of a high forehead, but its exotic looking on her for some reason, like the gap in Lauren Hutton's teeth. Tyra's like Iman... with way bigger tits.

Dunst has an impressive rack, but if she keeps going braless she's going to have tits like those 50 year old topless Aboriginies in National Geographic...

Hewitt is a bobble-head doll. It looks like if she walked into a stiff wind her head could fall off. She also did a movie with Jackie Chan about a magical suit. On that basis alone, she is unfuckable.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Jessica Simpson is rather common. She's a Southern Belle Milk Maiden - dudes don't look past her "Hi, I'm the St. Pauli Girl with real Double Ds" upper body. We discerning men look to the ass... and her's has "Italian grandma" written all over it. It will look like a great big flesh-colored garbage bag full of cottage ccheese by the time she's 35... right about the time she gets her GED.

As to the Klum pictures, I will not be leaving my office for a little while. Even Paigow couldn't find fault with her. Her parents should get some sort of award.

1) What makes you think Jessica Simpson has real tits? And she looks skinny to me- why will she be cottaged cheezed by 35, and why at 35? Does one have to be an exercise-anorexic with fake tits to grow old with SD?

2) While I dont find fault with Heidi Klum (was that she the gal who was either airbrushed or severely underweight in the little photo montage?) I would say that she is not spectacular, especially given the fact that I know her name. Her face is pretty but not goregous when I have seen her (including on SATC). I dont really know her body but she looked real skinny to me in those pics. I imagine if I saw her in person and she was six foot tall that might help things. I would just say she is overrated for a so called supermodel. She is no Angelina Jolie to pick a gal everyone thinks is gorgeous.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
She is no Angelina Jolie to pick a gal everyone thinks is gorgeous.

I do not think AJ is gorgeous. She's short and she has those weird lips and square face.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Thinking a little more about this vs. my way of looking at men (initial question - is he my type? go from there). Is it typically true in the male population that the "type" is not so relied upon? (I think Coltrane once said curly hair, but I guess nothing of body shape)

And if so, when cheating thoughts occur is it typically with someone of a different type, as Coltrane suggests?

Because for me, if the initial type thing is true (though, note, my type is a very limited group), and other things are clicking along fine, then I never am thinking about potential types I might be missing.

Are we back to Mars/Venus or are Coltrane and I not representative?

I will ponder this over sangria and get back to y'all...

Concur. Twice went out with variations from my type and both time had close calls with cheating (depending on how you define it but it was all above the waist). Twice had ltrs with the quintissential my type guy- six foot three, lean, thick dark hair. an angular face, and martini glass chest hair and I never once thought about anyone else. it sort of troubles me that I can be this shallow but damn that goes a long way.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Likewise, only weird white guys enjoy flat asses.

This talk of flat asses reminds me of a suitemate in my college dorm who was flattest person I ever met. Flat ass, flat chest, flat cheekbones, flat nose, flat lips, and flat personality. To make matters worse, she walked with her feet out, like a clown. It was like she was born for a life of standing in front of the doors on the subway.

There were only two things that were not flat about her: she had frizzy hair and a sharp whiny voice. And she tried to be a bitch in the tradition of her very pretty friend, who kept flatsy around so as not to detract any male attention from herself.

As far as I know, flatsy never had a date in college. Serves the bitch right, as far as I can tell. With her lot in life she ought to have worked harder on the charm.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield


Hewitt is a bobble-head doll. It looks like if she walked into a stiff wind her head could fall off. She also did a movie with Jackie Chan about a magical suit. On that basis alone, she is unfuckable.

I call bullshit. You'd fuck her.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Were you successful at the party?

no, and it was still snowing hard on the mile walk home.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
the quintissential my type guy- six foot three, lean, thick dark hair. an angular face, and martini glass chest hair and I never once thought about anyone else. it sort of troubles me that I can be this shallow but damn that goes a long way.

I finally get your complete fascination with CBK as JFKJr. is your archetype.

Edited to fix initials. Though I'm not 100% sure of JFKJr's height.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by evenodds
I do not think AJ is gorgeous. She's short and she has those weird lips and square face.

She's hot, but I can see how others might think she's not.

Can we all agree on Catherine Zeta?

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
martini glass chest hair and I never once thought about anyone else

WTF is "martini glass chest hair"? Smooth 'n' waxed like glass? Or are you drinking something truly fucked up?

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
She's hot, but I can see how others might think she's not.

Can we all agree on Catherine Zeta?

Physically speaking -- it's close, though I've seen pictures of her with the troubling appearance of some serious breast sag.

That and the fact that she's fucking that troll Michael Douglas.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
While I dont find fault with Heidi Klum (was that she the gal who was either airbrushed or severely underweight in the little photo montage?) I would say that she is not spectacular, especially given the fact that I know her name. Her face is pretty but not goregous when I have seen her (including on SATC). I dont really know her body but she looked real skinny to me in those pics. I imagine if I saw her in person and she was six foot tall that might help things. I would just say she is overrated for a so called supermodel. She is no Angelina Jolie to pick a gal everyone thinks is gorgeous.

It's too early in the morning for crack.









She is unbelievable. Gorgeous. And while Angelina has more brains and is probably an unbelievable freak in bed, on pure looks, I'll take Heidi any day. Every day. One day. Please.

TM

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well, if that's the case, I now know why people say I desceneded from "Black Irish." Nothing is worse than a flat wide "secretarial spread" flat ass. However, equally bad is a "baby got back" big round bulbous ass. I think all guys dig them pert, high and "standing at attention", with just enough of a curve to make them sexy, but not fat & JLo-ish.

The ass you selected in your photo is utterly perfect.

Since you're talking generalizations here, take a gander at some Brazilian bikini models... I don't know why this is, but Brazilian women have the most perfect asses. I don't think I'll ever go to Rio because (a) my marriage would be challenged and (b) I'd probably get mugged by a trannie hooker in an alleyway. I don't how why (B) would happen... its just a feeling I get.

Hate to break the news but her back is arched which makes it appear to stand at attention.

Edited to add that , yes, it is a lovely ass, but there are ways of making things look even better. and no, I am not jealous, SD