Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

[Monsieur Homme]

Originally posted by andViolins
I mean, are we talking about a schoolgirl/teacher thing? Anal? Food? Candlewax on the nipples? Midgets? I'm dying to know here.

aV

Oui oui, dites-nous davantage. details. Je pense que j'ai la tringle!!! ooooooolalalala!!!!!!!

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Monsieur Homme
Oui oui, dites-nous davantage. details. Je pense que j'ai la tringle!!! ooooooolalalala!!!!!!!

Basta.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
What's the harm in taking someone up on the offer? It sounds like you sort of want to but are holding back because you don't know if you will like it. Did you know you would like beer before you tried it? Did it seem too bitter or something? Are you glad you tried it?

Actually I am not at all interested. That is the problem. The thought of it creeps me out. Which is why I've never taken up any offers. But all these people who have done it go on about how great it is, and I just want some confirmation that it isn't necessarily for everyone.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by evenodds
During what period of your life is/was the sex the best you've ever had? And why?

Its various times throughout my life, with various people. It all depends on the moment. I've had some very wild sexual experiences, but those weren't necessarily the best. I've had the hat trick, but I don't recall it being the best - just the most in a short period. I'd like to think the best is still yet to come somewhere down the line, so to that end, I find this poll a bit defeatist.

As to what everyone should experience, I agree everyone should do a threesome and every chick should have sex with another chick. I don't think every man should have gay sex because the male ego is too fragile. I'm pretty open, but I couldn't handle gay male sex. That said, for a few hundred grand, I could have my mind changed, but for a few hundred grand I'd probably fuck a monkey or jack off in the lobby of an old folks home (just examples).

Everyone should film sex, experiment with bondage, have sex in public and have sex on mushrooms in an open field within view of people staggering home from parties while the sun is coming up... and you should be facing east so the sun rises above her head.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Actually I am not at all interested.

There's your confirmation that it isn't for you.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Done and done.

Haleakala crater.
Post-divorce sexual liberation.

But, alas, I've never done same sex. Despite a few offers. It has never interested me. Women seem too soft or something. Is it possible that it is not this amazing experience for everyone? I don't want to feel like I'm missing out...

Hmmmm.......

I always kind of thought that every woman had a female friend that they were a little bit in love with. And that sometimes one thing does really lead to another.

I liked the same sex thing because everyhting was so soft.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4224452/

"'And it’s just not fair if she doesn’t make it, she’s better than I am. But that is a pronouncement from the chair. I go with it.'"

The guy talks to chairs?* I guess he doesn't have to dig that deep for all of those "I'm so crazy I might just blow us all sky-high, so drop the gun and give me the girl" roles. In retrospect, I think this is my contender for hackneyed movie line.

*In fairness, Neil Diamond also talks to chairs, but at least he recognizes they're not listening, and they don't talk back.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Done and done.

Haleakala crater.
Post-divorce sexual liberation.

A quick read led me to believe you had killed two birds with one stone.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
What's the harm in taking someone up on the offer? It sounds like you sort of want to but are holding back because you don't know if you will like it. Did you know you would like beer before you tried it? Did it seem too bitter or something? Are you glad you tried it?

Translation: Call me.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Actually I am not at all interested. That is the problem. The thought of it creeps me out. Which is why I've never taken up any offers. But all these people who have done it go on about how great it is, and I just want some confirmation that it isn't necessarily for everyone.

Translation: Send me a photo and I'll think about it.

TM

[evenodds]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Amazingly, it still took a pretty long time.

True love mixed with mind-blowing sex can do that.

[Monsieur Homme]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Basta.

va te faire foutre!

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
In fairness, Neil Diamond also talks to chairs, but at least he recognizes they're not listening, and they don't talk back.

He was talking to no one, but merely recognized that the chair didn't answer. Not the same at all. Good lord, man, you're even talking lyrics out of context now.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Hmmmm.......

I always kind of thought that every woman had a female friend that they were a little bit in love with.

Nope. Some of us are just hedonists.

So, what is this sex and love connection for you?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by evenodds
True love mixed with mind-blowing sex can do that.

Amen, sister.

The list of stupid things I have done as a result of the cocktail of love and sex is long and colorful.

I have stayed too long.
I have travelled too far.
I have bought some ridiculous outfits.
I have put myself in harm's way.

And I'd do it all again, for love and sex.