Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Not Me
More of us than you realize who dress conservatively and tastefully have breast implants. We keep our implants well covered at work and in public.

So what's the point then?

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
How many woman have many pubes anymore though? I'm being serious. Cosmo leads me to believe we all have brazilians or something close. I don't think I've had a full mound of pubes since the early 1990s.

As bnb will tell you, there is some gray area between a full mound and nothing. I only brazilian when going on vacay. too painful, too expensive and not long lasting enough. plus, the gerneral preference seems to be that the fellas would like a little something.

Actually this whole convo remeinds me of something. That picture of that bim who is going out with Bruce Willis . tha tsomeone posted. I now realize why it kinda squicked me. It wasnt the od of the makeup and the bleach. It was the fact that I knew that under that bim regalia lay one big blackbush. nasty nasty nsasty. I never realized that before. It makes me queasy in porn flicks.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
On the elevator today, the quote of the day was something from Marlene Dietrich to the effect that men are more interested in a woman who is interested in them than a woman, any woman, who has beautiful legs.

A woman with beautiful legs who hates you or ignores you is not particularly interesting, is she?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
A woman with beautiful legs who hates you or ignores you is not particularly interesting, is she?

I don't know. Am I?







(Sorry Sidd. I neither hate you nor ignore you, but I couldn't pass it up....)

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
So what's the point then?

It's called a shitty investment. All that money and no return.

I was going to compare it to buying a Ferrari but keeping it in the garage, but the Ferrari depreciates less in the garage.

You might as well take a match a light $1?k on fire.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
As bnb will tell you, there is some gray area between a full mound and nothing. I only brazilian when going on vacay. too painful, too expensive and not long lasting enough. plus, the gerneral preference seems to be that the fellas would like a little something.

At my last waxing, my waxer tried to convince me to dye my landing strip hot pink. WTF?

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
At my last waxing, my waxer tried to convince me to dye my landing strip hot pink. WTF?

For Easter!

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess

Actually this whole convo remeinds me of something. That picture of that bim who is going out with Bruce Willis . tha tsomeone posted. I now realize why it kinda squicked me. It wasnt the od of the makeup and the bleach. It was the fact that I knew that under that bim regalia lay one big blackbush. nasty nasty nsasty. I never realized that before. It makes me queasy in porn flicks.

When was the last time you saw bush in porn flicks?


Or is my descrambler descrambling old porn again?

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
When was the last time you saw bush in porn flicks?


Or is my descrambler descrambling old porn again?

THe last tiem I saw porn. Landing strip.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
At my last waxing, my waxer tried to convince me to dye my landing strip hot pink. WTF?

Ew. That would gross me out.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I don't think I've had a full mound of pubes since the early 1990s.

You really should. It's delicious.

TM

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
There are exceptions to this one. A notable one was a girl I have known since elementary school who "grew in"* to her boobs and subsequently became a hippie in middle school (if that's possible). She is still a hippie, unbelievably skinny and has a rather large rack.

There are more girls like her.

*they didn't show up overnight

I've known at least one as well. 5'11", about 115, and ended up with double Ds. And they were pretty gravity defying and entirely natural, I've been told by multiple first-hand observers of both sexes.

BR(And she was very beautiful, natural blonde, brilliant, rich, internationally ranked concert pianist, from a powerful family, raced motorcycles, ran a pharma lab, and the only reason I didn't have to kill her was that she was the most toxic, destructive, psycho bitch I've ever met. The Mr. always [says he] thanks God he met me first, otherwise he said he'd probably have married her and he'd be dead now; two boyfriends tried to kill themselves in the time we knew her well, and one succeeded)C

-- I've also known a few women where the collar didn't match the cuffs naturally. Usually outdoorsey blondes (i.e.: there was probably some sunbleaching) with darker trim, but I knew one girl who had dark brown hair and red accessories.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Ew. That would gross me out.

Exactly.

That would cause me to stop, stand up and probably walk out of the room. The nerve of her to want to fuck me with a pink bush.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Not Me
More of us than you realize who dress conservatively and tastefully have breast implants. We keep our implants well covered at work and in public.

I know lots of women who have them who do the same. But my point was that those of us who are naturally large generally don't feel a major need, as I have observed with some newly-done women (especially younger ones), to show 'em to the entire planet no matter the time or place. We know we've got 'em. They've been there since seventh grade for God's sake. No matter what we wear, you can tell we have 'em, all the time. So we don't suddenly flip out and pull a Pam Anderson at, say, work or a wedding.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
So what's the point then?

Assuming you don't go big, the point is that they look good in clothes without being obvious implants. They look great in a bathingsuit and lingerie and exceptionally good naked.

And they are fun to play with.