Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Who cares? That shit is hot.

And when your dick and her titties are big enough, she can slip your cock in her mouth without losing any titty contact with your dick, making for one smooth transition.

TM

Semantically speaking, I care. I've been misrepresenting myself if the woman fucks your dick with her tits and it counts as tf-ing, instead of vice-versa.

It's like a buddy I have who insists that the woman gives a teabag, when clearly she is getting the teabag.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
ABBA and I would let you join us in the gutter if only you knew stuff like it's not all about the nipples.

It's about sandwiches too?

TM

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Who cares? That shit is hot.

And when your dick and her titties are big enough, she can slip your cock in her mouth without losing any titty contact with your dick, making for one smooth transition.

TM

Something about your choice of words makes me picture you sitting on a little chair in a brightly painted room, holding an open picture book while Coltrane and the other pupils sit on the floor gazing up at you, rapt and wide-eyed.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
NFH - Is your signature line an obscure reference to Marcia, Jan, and Cindy?

("Bitch bitch bith")

It was a long day. Everyone bitching about the lime cat, I had to change sig lines for the cat and other stuff and it took awhile to reformat the picture and then TM bitched and then Flinty bitched and a whole host of other people bitched and then I got a Victoria's Secret model with wings and then I had to change the sig line and location again and then I, personally didn't like the Vicki's Secret angel so I went out and got me Paris Hilton since her new show was on and everything and I am all about the reality TV and so I changed the sig line and location again and had to resize the damn picture for the 3rd time plus I had work to do and people calling on the damn phone and hello kitty vibrators and now you with your backhanded complaint about the 3rd sig line. Geez.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Something about your choice of words makes me picture you sitting on a little chair in a brightly painted room, holding an open picture book while Coltrane and the other pupils sit on the floor gazing up at you, rapt and wide-eyed.

TM, it must be nice getting your virtual dick sucked.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Who cares? That shit is hot.

And when your dick and her titties are big enough, she can slip your cock in her mouth without losing any titty contact with your dick, making for one smooth transition.

TM

Uh, I, too, enjoy that activity.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
TM, it must be nice getting your virtual dick sucked.

Why do you say this? Did you perceive my post as flattery of Thurgreed?

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I thought it was kinda hot too, until ABBA screwed it up with her shitting on people response.

Look, I didn't start that. He is the one who said it bored the shit out of him.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It's about sandwiches too?

TM

If by "sandwich" you mean me between slices of you and Angelina, yes.

[NotFromHere]

Please answer my question.

In addition, Star Jones' (or Jones's) wedding registry has 5 cake plates.

According to Tiffany & Co.’s online registry, the couple is registered there. And among the gifts they’ve requested are five different styles cake plates, assorted items designed by Elsa Peretti, two wine coasters at $250 each, and a George IV tray that retails for — unless that’s a typo — $10,500. And, according to the registry, the wedding date is January 1, 2005.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It's about sandwiches too?

TM

Everything is about sandwiches, ultimately.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
If by "sandwich" you mean me between slices of you and Angelina, yes.

TM, it must be nice getting your virtual whatever whatevered.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Please answer my question.

A colleague got engaged. We're all loopy.*

*from the champagne. We're disgusted by the engagement.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
How did you get turned on to the internet lawyer chatting board rage?

One day I found a discarded flyer lying on the streets of DC. The front described some establishment by the name of "Good Guys," but the back had some scribblings about lawyers, money, thongs, and some sort of chefs of note in DC, plus a URL.

With that kind of combination, I figured it couldn't hurt to log on.

While not exactly what I expected, I'm still here.

[bill killer]

Yes. There was much sport made of the multiple cake plates, given Star's plumpitude, on the radio this morning. The same radio people also said that her fiance had recently had a gay affair (in the sense of man-on-man action, not a lovely party - not that they couldn't be both at once, of course), so naturally there was also discussion of whether she's a beard. They figured that the Jan 1 date was a placeholder for "sometime in 2005".

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Please answer my question.

In addition, Star Jones' (or Jones's) wedding registry has 5 cake plates.

According to Tiffany & Co.’s online registry, the couple is registered there. And among the gifts they’ve requested are five different styles cake plates, assorted items designed by Elsa Peretti, two wine coasters at $250 each, and a George IV tray that retails for — unless that’s a typo — $10,500. And, according to the registry, the wedding date is January 1, 2005.