Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Depends. Will you go over every third song and leave a $5 in front of her?

We're getting a lot of personal bests around here lately. I'm going to have to step it up a notch or two.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
ABBA!!! And Coltrane!!! How could I forget them? Thats the problem with these inclusive lists. You always forget to include someone. IW oudl be a disaster accepting an academy award.

"First, I'd like to thank my mockie manager, my mockie agent, and my mockie publicist for all their work dealing with all the mockies out here in Mockiewood. I'd like to thank my makeup person, a Gay and a Fat, but not a Rude Fat, for repairing all the damage I always manage to do the night before. And a special thank you to Raj, my yoga instructor who also does my document review, which allows me the free time to keep performing. Namaste.

Who would have thought I would be hear today? I know some thought I was nothing more than a used up crazy spinster hag way past my sellby date with a parched desert sandbox for a vagina and a mantrapping ass. To those people, I say, "get over it slave. I am not obsessed by you. I just like the hairless cat pics."

To the rest of you, the little people, I know I am expected to thank you. However, I see little to thank you for. Without me, you are nothing. I am The Paigow. Somebody bring me a drink so I can get drunk enough to fuck the valet. He is a Black"

[SlaveNoMore]

Shape Shifter
"First, I'd like to thank my mockie manager, my mockie agent, and my mockie publicist for all their work dealing with all the mockies out here in Mockiewood. I'd like to thank my makeup person, a Gay and a Fat, but not a Rude Fat, for repairing all the damage I always manage to do the night before. And a special thank you to Raj, my yoga instructor who also does my document review, which allows me the free time to keep performing. Namaste.

Who would have thought I would be hear today? I know some thought I was nothing more than a used up crazy spinster hag way past my sellby date with a parched desert sandbox for a vagina and a mantrapping ass. To those people, I say, "get over it slave. I am not obsessed by you. I just like the hairless cat pics."

To the rest of you, the little people, I know I am expected to thank you. However, I see little to thank you for. Without me, you are nothing. I am The Paigow. Somebody bring me a drink so I can get drunk enough to fuck the valet. He is a Black"

The voice is spot-on - but far, far too few typos.

[dtb]

Originally posted by ironweed
I am not sure it comes in a size large enough to fit someone who is 6'11" on the internet, but everything else about
this dandy little number says "flower, flower, flower!!!"

Surely someone has already pointed this out, but there's no way flower would wear something with such abominable misuse of the subjunctive.

Pfft.


Why would anyone ruin an otherwise-lovely t-shirt?!? Why, Bilmore, why?!?

[dtb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm fucking glad I wasn't here yesterday. Preggo fetishes might be the foulest of the foul.

Here is wisdom:


3. Yeh, but like wine. I'll probably have to spit. I saw a cat swig from a bottle of it in law school, and he almost threw it up. Said it was chunky.

You know, I had to get to the word "said" until I realized you were not talking about a feline.

At least, I think you are not talking about a feline -- unless you have a magical talking cat, that is.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by dtb
You know, I had to get to the word "said" until I realized you were not talking about a feline.

At least, I think you are not talking about a feline -- unless you have a magical talking cat, that is.

You're not on the bus?

[dtb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
1. I love my dead, gay son!

2. The hair guy is not the "normal" gay son. There is no doubt that he is gay. The food guy is the one that could pass.

TM

You're both wrong. The one who could pass is the furniture guy (but for the fact that he's an interior decorator).

[dtb]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
That was your BPE.

/golfclap

Is it sad, or otherwise worrisome, that I didn't even blink over the above acronym, and understood it perfectly and immediately? In fact, I had to scroll back to see that it even was an acronym.

[dtb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
the gorgeous ncs has joined us. Now if only plf and ironweed and dtb were here. And bnb. And a bunch of others. I wish you all were here too.

And ABBA. where the fuck is she. And coltrane.

Pay attention, class. Note gwinky's correct use of the subjunctive. Gwinky can teach us all so much. Subjunctive is just the tip of the iceberg.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by dtb
Pay attention, class. Note gwinky's correct use of the subjunctive. Gwinky can teach us all so much. Subjunctive is just the tip of the iceberg.

Will this be on the final?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by dtb
Pay attention, class. Note gwinky's correct use of the subjunctive. Gwinky can teach us all so much. Subjunctive is just the tip of the iceberg.

You know what? I'm not going to note it.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by dtb
Pay attention, class. Note gwinky's correct use of the subjunctive. Gwinky can teach us all so much. Subjunctive is just the tip of the iceberg.

Thank you!

This weekend, I kickboxed for five hours and got kicked in the head twice, then did some high-quality legal work, then went to a barbecue where everyone was at least 5 years younger, played a drinking game called "flip cup" (I KICKED ASS, btw), drank some more, then did some more high-quality legal work, then had lots and lots of sex with a guy who may or may not be my boyfriend.

You all have SO much to learn from me.

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Thank you!

This weekend, I kickboxed for five hours and got kicked in the head twice, then did some high-quality legal work, then went to a barbecue where everyone was at least 5 years younger, played a drinking game called "flip cup" (I KICKED ASS, btw), drank some more, then did some more high-quality legal work, then had lots and lots of sex with a guy who may or may not be my boyfriend.

You all have SO much to learn from me.

I wish I was you!

Except for the getting kicked in the head part, and the legal work part, and the having sex with your maybe-boyfriend part. NTTAWWT.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Thank you!

This weekend, I kickboxed for five hours and got kicked in the head twice, then did some high-quality legal work, then went to a barbecue where everyone was at least 5 years younger, played a drinking game called "flip cup" (I KICKED ASS, btw), drank some more, then did some more high-quality legal work, then had lots and lots of sex with a guy who may or may not be my boyfriend.

You all have SO much to learn from me.

Sorry you had to work this weekend. Maybe next weekend will be better.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Thank you!

This weekend, I kickboxed for five hours and got kicked in the head twice, then did some high-quality legal work, then went to a barbecue where everyone was at least 5 years younger, played a drinking game called "flip cup" (I KICKED ASS, btw), drank some more, then did some more high-quality legal work, then had lots and lots of sex with a guy who may or may not be my boyfriend.

You all have SO much to learn from me.

I'm so happy you called it "flip cup" and not "flippy cup". That made my morning.