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08-16-2005, 05:03 PM
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#1066
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Madonna and Horse
NEW YORK - Madonna’s 47th birthday celebration was marred when she suffered several broken bones in a horse riding accident at her country home outside London, her publicist told The Associated Press on Tuesday.
The superstar was hospitalized with three cracked ribs, a broken collarbone and a broken hand, according to Liz Rosenberg, her spokeswoman based in New York. Unfortunately her mouth survived the accident and people will still have to hear about the Kaballah.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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08-16-2005, 05:06 PM
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#1067
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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This could be you
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
whoever is the first to get the dog to lick them to completion will win the next purity test. unless someone new came to the table with the "committed bestiality" box already checked
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What about a cat, and do I get a bonus if the only contact is with breasts? |
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08-16-2005, 05:08 PM
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#1068
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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If I were to have a signature line
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
This is what it would be:
"the comments generated on this board [are] mostly inspired by jealousy, stupidity, pathetic attempts at humor, or all of the above"
Perfect!!
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Would you have "humor" or "humour"?
The very young child of a guy I hang out with sometimes loves it when I use the chococate IMvironment when I talk to her dad on IM. Thank god she can't read yet. |
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08-16-2005, 05:09 PM
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#1069
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Confidential to Fringey
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
If Wonk confuses him already, imagine how bad it be once he can read.
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Yes, it be almost as bad as Frank's grammar.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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08-16-2005, 05:11 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Confidential to Fringey
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Yes, it be almost as bad as Frank's grammar.
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This is your funniest post this month.
Take a moment and reflect on that.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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08-16-2005, 05:11 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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If I were to have a signature line
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
The very young child of a guy I hang out with sometimes loves it when I use the chococate IMvironment when I talk to her dad on IM. Thank god she can't read yet.
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That is hysterical. |
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08-16-2005, 05:16 PM
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#1072
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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If I were to have a signature line
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Originally posted by Not Bob
That is hysterical.
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She brings her stuffed Chococat over to hang out at the computer when we have the IMvironment up. |
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08-16-2005, 05:18 PM
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#1073
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Confidential to Fringey
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
. I am definitely wearing cranky pants today.
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Preggo and in cranky pants, that is very hot!
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-16-2005, 05:23 PM
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#1074
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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This could be you
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
It means that Tim Rattay is not going to let some punk-ass rookie from Utah take his job.
Or that the Raiders still suck at the defense thing.
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I put my $ on Alex Smith in the ring, and in the classroom.
11 Alex Smith QB 6-4" 212 21 R Utah
13 Tim Rattay QB 6-0" 215 28 6 Louisiana Tech |
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08-16-2005, 05:23 PM
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#1075
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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61*
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Think he will? He's done for the year; I'm not so sure he comes back next year. And, if he does, it may look like one of Aaron's last two seasons, with 12 and 10 home runs. He'll be 42, out of the game for a year, and without the benefit of roids, on a gimpy knee that still isn't working right.
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I think reports on the condition of his knee are highly exaggerated. I think he doesn't want to deal with anything and has used his knee as an excuse not to. It will also be great cover when he drops 40 pounds over the next 6 months. Everybody can't go with "I cut out junk food."
I don't think he will come back. But if he does, I think when his production is way, way down, he will point to his knee and the press and retire.
I think he is a piece of shit and shouldn't be allowed to visit the Hall of Fame, let alone be inducted.
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08-16-2005, 05:37 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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If I were to have a signature line
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Would you have "humor" or "humour"?
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I am almost fully assimilated. Sometimes I don't even realize that I haven't used a "u". It's scary. |
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08-16-2005, 05:40 PM
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#1077
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Confidential to Fringey
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Preggo and in cranky pants, that is very hot!
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Do the fancy pants no longer fit?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-16-2005, 05:42 PM
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#1078
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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61*
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I think reports on the condition of his knee are highly exaggerated. I think he doesn't want to deal with anything and has used his knee as an excuse not to. It will also be great cover when he drops 40 pounds over the next 6 months. Everybody can't go with "I cut out junk food."
I don't think he will come back. But if he does, I think when his production is way, way down, he will point to his knee and the press and retire.
TM
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I think he comes back and gets at least 30 HRs in a season once. Want to bet?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-16-2005, 05:50 PM
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#1079
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Catman
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Unless, of course, that animal is a snake. Even then, suffering is wrong.
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Can anyone here teach snakes to read? This might be the only way to shut this bitch up.
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08-16-2005, 05:58 PM
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#1080
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In Spheres, Scissoring Heather Locklear
Posts: 1,687
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Fucking Hilarious Movies
Oh, sorry to interrupt your little board here, but I need a quick recommendation on a movie to rent w/in the hour that is so funny, you can barely catch your breath. The only one I recall laughing really hard over was A Fish Called Wanda, but then again I was really stoned. Help!
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