Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Physically speaking -- it's close, though I've seen pictures of her with the troubling appearance of some serious breast sag.

That and the fact that she's fucking that troll Michael Douglas.

How about "Entrapment" a/k/a pre-children CZJ?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
How about "Entrapment" a/k/a pre-children CZJ?

I'm with you there. After having her kids and her pelvis or hips or whatever spread (never to return to its previous glorious state), she fell off the "hottest chicks in the world" list.

TM

Edited to add, from this:



to this:



TM

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
no, and it was still snowing hard on the mile walk home.

But did you get laid when you got back to your dorm?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It's too early in the morning for crack.

And too late for morning wood.

Stop it. Just stop it.

[Connect_the_Dots]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
How about "Entrapment" a/k/a pre-children CZJ?

I think women with kids are happy when someone as hot a CZJ has a couple. In order to keep the order of the MILF a credible and respected institution, there must be a stream of new and powerful acolytes. Demi was/is very hot, but her back was getting tired from carrying the rest of them. If Keira Knightley has kids, the order of MILFs will be more powerful than the Jedi.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by purse junkie
chestnuts roasting on an open fire/ jack frost nipping at your nose

can't you at least wait for thanksgiving? or are you actually Macy's?

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Physically speaking -- it's close, though I've seen pictures of her with the troubling appearance of some serious breast sag.

That and the fact that she's fucking that troll Michael Douglas.

Relax. She'll get em surgically hauled up to her chin soon as she's done nursing.

Michael Douglas is inexplicable as a choice of lay. He was last attractive when she was still watching the Smurfs on Saturdays mornings.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
How about "Entrapment" a/k/a pre-children CZJ?

Now you are talking about fucking with the space-time continuum, and if you're going to start doing that, then you could get into the realm of talking about the likes of Grace Kelly, Natalie Wood, Marilyn Monroe, or, for god's sake, Liz Taylor.

Current reality? -- no.

Baby got back to the future? -- yes.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by purse junkie
WTF is "martini glass chest hair"? Smooth 'n' waxed like glass? Or are you drinking something truly fucked up?

I believe she means the shape of the hair pattern (a lot on the upper chest, winnowing down to the treasure trail...).

And e/o, AJ is short? She has always struck me as being tall. Am I confused?

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
the quintissential my type guy- six foot three, lean, thick dark hair. an angular face, and martini glass chest hair

Except for the fact that I am not sure whether I have "martini glass chest hair", but I'm pretty sure I don't want to, I find it ironic that I'm your type.

Oh, and PAIGOW!PAIGOW!PAIGOW!

Originally posted by spookyfish
I finally get your complete fascination with CBK as JFKJr. is your archetype.

Edited to fix initials. Though I'm not 100% sure of JFKJr's height.

JFKJr was a beauty but I never really worshipped him. He wouldnt be laminated list, though by all counts he should be. My archetype is Mark Phillipoussis who is actually six four which works just as well as six three.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Now you are talking about fucking with the space-time continuum, and if you're going to start doing that, then you could get into the realm of talking about the likes of Grace Kelly, Natalie Wood, Marilyn Monroe, or, for god's sake, Liz Taylor.

Current reality? -- no.

Baby got back to the future? -- yes.

All very attractive women in their prime.

I'll still take CZJ avoiding those security laser beams...

(Edited to add that I wrote that before I saw TM's edit - it was a very memorable scene)

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
can't you at least wait for thanksgiving? or are you actually Macy's?

I don't know any Thanksgiving carols, goddammit. And considering I've been getting Christmas catalogs since September, you're lucky I was able to wait this long.

But if promise to make me a hamburger, I'll have mercy and change my sig line.

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well, if that's the case, I now know why people say I desceneded from "Black Irish." Nothing is worse than a flat wide "secretarial spread" flat ass. However, equally bad is a "baby got back" big round bulbous ass. I think all guys dig them pert, high and "standing at attention", with just enough of a curve to make them sexy, but not fat & JLo-ish.

What does "Black Irish" have to do with butt shape and vice versa?

"Black Irish" is often taken to mean Irish people with dark hair and eyes. One romantic story is that they are the descendants of shipwrecked sailors of the Spanish Armada. Unfortunately for the story, it is very unlikely that enough of the sailors survived for their genes to be in the population visible today. A variation on this theme says they are descended from Spanish Moors who traded with people on the west coast of Ireland. Another explanation is that it's common in Irish to give people nicknames based on their hair, such as Seamus dubh and "black Irish" is just a carryover of this into English. Some people say that the "black Irish" were the original inhabitants of the island and all the rest
were just blow-ins. (http://www.faqs.org/faqs/cultures/ir...ection-10.html)

And some people say that "Black Irish" refers to Irish people who fled to America during the "Black Blight" - the potato famine.

I grew up being told the Spanish Armada story and believed it until, well, today when I googled it and almost every hit says it is bullshit. I think I will go with "we were the original inhabitants and those weird orange-haired, green-eyed freaks just blew-in." And I have a perfect ass -- not flat, not fat, just right for two male hands to grab on to and not sink in cuz I keep that muscle in shape, baby.

TF

[Say_hello_for_me]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well, if that's the case, I now know why people say I desceneded from "Black Irish."

Uh oh. I swear I always understood it as the "dark" irish, not the "black" irish. And the "dark" irish are supposedly the descendants of the spanish armada survivors who swam ashore.

Or maybe I just watched different cartoons.