imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by evenodds
You speak the truth.

Jimmy Mora is a stupid fucking coach. The worst part about the Falcons' success this season is that he gets to keep his job a couple more years so he can completely squander Vick's talent.


e/o

One of my favorite moments from yesterday's Eagles/Falcons game: Jim Mora throwing his radio on the ground and then stomping on it repeatedly.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Roethlisburger was overfuckingrated. Good God. And you can throw Peyton Manning in there as well.

Tom Brady is quite good, but also overrated given the number of times the broadcasters suck his dick on the air.

TM

2, 2, and 2.

I don't ever remember being as bored watching the Conference Championship games. I think, though, that the Superbowl could be quite good. I do have to say that I think that Bill Belichick may be one of the greatest NFL coaches ever.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess

Mr. Burrito Head?

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Would it be rude to tell a chipper sort who you have never met that to use at least one exclamation point in each paragraph is extremely off putting?

(I presume they are chipper by the exclamation point usage).

Oh, and is Ohio in the midwest or what?

You need to answer the eharmony.com questions truthfully to avoid situations like this.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Mr. Burrito Head?

Is that a guacamole hat he's wearing? It's very fashionable.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Oh, excuse me - not "movie," but rather "film."

For better or worse, I suspect that the sight of Giamatti getting chased to his car by an ugly, angry, naked cuckolded husband removes this work from any aspirations to "film" status.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't understand that commercial. I think it's over my head. Is it for a credit card? What's it for? What does it mean?

I don't know. And I didn't know until now that I didn't know.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
When is this pinhead football season over? The most overrated sport. I would rather watch hockey and the fans are cuter and less prone to baseball caps.

You guys can keep Sharapova, who I don't get outside of her long blonde but stringy hair. Karolina Sprem has the best body since Kournikova and probably the best arms, shoulders, back (and Kournikovian TITS) I have seen on a tennis player.

Sadly, without riskng spoilers, I cannot really peruse for a great pic but here is a start. Really the back and profile is worth seeing. And in some pifcs, she has that kind of Slavic/Seles face but actually looks much better on tv.

eta that this is one of those Slavic/Seles face pics

Hockey is by far, the best sport to watch. My wife hates football but likes watching hockey, and in fact, says it's her 2d favorite sport to watch next to male swimming.

My wife never volunteers to take my son to any of his sporting activities but after accidentally walking into some college team's locker room, never hesitates to take him to hockey.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Wet T-shirt contests.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Gattigap
For better or worse, I suspect that the sight of Giamatti getting chased to his car by an ugly, angry, naked cuckolded husband removes this work from any aspirations to "film" status.

Meowy meow! Mew mew!! Meeeeow!

[notcasesensitive]

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by paigowprincess

I can't stop looking at this picture; I'm simultaneously attracted and repulsed. This is the Steven Tyler of cats.

I am also intrigued by the name of the photograph: ZSphynxNude.jpg. Who describes a cat as a "nude"? Is this a term of art in the cat breeding world, or is the person who named this file just weird?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't know. And I didn't know until now that I didn't know.

I still don't see what's funny about "Man Getting Hit in Crotch By Football" or the associated "It works on so many levels." So you are not alone.