Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by ironweed
I wish I was you!

Are you trying to make all the subjunctive timmies cry? It's only Monday morning, man. Show a little compassion!

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm so happy you called it "flip cup" and not "flippy cup". That made my morning.

My mother said the same thing when I told her what I did on Saturday. She's very proud of the way her little girl turned out.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Thank you!

This weekend, I kickboxed for five hours and got kicked in the head twice

That doesn't count as sex, married or not.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Thank you!

This weekend, I kickboxed for five hours and got kicked in the head twice, then did some high-quality legal work, then went to a barbecue where everyone was at least 5 years younger, played a drinking game called "flip cup" (I KICKED ASS, btw), drank some more, then did some more high-quality legal work, then had lots and lots of sex with a guy who may or may not be my boyfriend.

You all have SO much to learn from me.

That's not a good shabbos; that's a great shabbos!

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Are you trying to make all the subjunctive timmies cry? It's only Monday morning, man. Show a little compassion!

Shhhh - I'm trying to get dtb to yell at me. It hurts so good!

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Are you trying to make all the subjunctive timmies cry? It's only Monday morning, man. Show a little compassion!

Good grief. Are all of the chicks here grammar timmies?

It seems to be true in real life, too. Based upon my detailed scientific observations, there seems to be a high timmy/lawyer correlation with chicks. Much higher for lawyers than for other careers. (Probably true for guys, too, but who cares?)

Weird. Or not, maybe.

[dtb]

Originally posted by ironweed
Shhhh - I'm trying to get dtb to yell at me. It hurts so good!

Must we publicy air our private moments? You are so going to get it, mister.

Originally posted by Not Bob
chicks

Chicks, cats - it's like a zoot suit riot in here. What's come over you? It's that sebby boy, isn't it?

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I kickboxed for five hours and got kicked in the head twice, then did some high-quality legal work. . . drank some more, then did some more high-quality legal work.

How is the quality of your legal work under ordinary circumstances?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ironweed
Chicks, cats - it's like a zoot suit riot in here. What's come over you? It's that sebby boy, isn't it?

While sebby is indeed a bad influence, ever since someone yelled at me about using "chicks" a long time ago, I've tried to use the term whenever possible. It reinforces my old and more than a little bit out of hep schtick.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by spookyfish
How is the quality of your legal work under ordinary circumstances?

What was out of the ordinary about the circumstances she described?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by spookyfish
How is the quality of your legal work under ordinary circumstances?

I specialize in dazed and/or drunken lawyering, so those were ordinary circumstances. The work is always high-quality.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Good grief. Are all of the chicks here grammar timmies?

It seems to be true in real life, too. Based upon my detailed scientific observations, there seems to be a high timmy/lawyer correlation with chicks. Much higher for lawyers than for other careers. (Probably true for guys, too, but who cares?)

Weird. Or not, maybe.

Well, if you're bad at math and physics, grammar is about the only thing you have left.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Well, if you're bad at math and physics, grammar is about the only thing you have left.

So, tell us, Coltrane, what do you do if you're bad at all of them? (Try to avoid the obvious answer of "Become a lawyer." Extra credit for creativity.)

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by dtb
So, tell us, Coltrane, what do you do if you're bad at all of them? (Try to avoid the obvious answer of "Become a lawyer." Extra credit for creativity.)

Run for office.