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05-16-2005, 12:52 PM
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#1096
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yay
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Originally posted by dtb
So, tell us, Coltrane, what do you do if you're bad at all of them? (Try to avoid the obvious answer of "Become a lawyer." Extra credit for creativity.)
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Watch a lot of sequels?
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I'm using lipstick again.
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05-16-2005, 12:53 PM
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#1097
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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yay
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Well, if you're bad at math and physics, grammar is about the only thing you have left.
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Some of us are also good at eating.
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05-16-2005, 12:55 PM
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#1098
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Moderator
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yay
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Some of us are also good at eating.
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How many hot dogs can you eat in an hour?
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05-16-2005, 12:55 PM
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#1099
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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yay
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
How many hot dogs can you eat in an hour?
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Are they organic?
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05-16-2005, 12:58 PM
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#1100
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Registered User
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Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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yay
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Watch a lot of sequels?
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You receive no extra credit.
But I give you credit for being wonderful note-takers in law school. Your gender wrote down everything!!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-16-2005, 12:58 PM
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#1101
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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yay
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Are they organic?
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Will you settle for kosher?
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05-16-2005, 12:59 PM
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#1102
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Moderator
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Location: Podunkville
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yay
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
So, tell us, Coltrane, what do you do if you're bad at all of them? (Try to avoid the obvious answer of "Become a lawyer." Extra credit for creativity.)
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Inherit.
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05-16-2005, 12:59 PM
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#1103
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Registered User
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Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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yay
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Some of us are also good at eating.
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And "flip cup".
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-16-2005, 01:02 PM
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#1104
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Registered User
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yay
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Are they organic?
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Wait, so free-range, non-chemically or antibiotically enhanced pig/cow feet/ass/lips are okay?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-16-2005, 01:04 PM
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#1105
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Registered User
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yay
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You receive no extra credit.
But I give you credit for being wonderful note-takers in law school. Your gender wrote down everything!!
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On the rare occasion that I was in class, I wasn't taking notes. I was writing notes. I'm debating whether you were Captain Obvious or the Prince of Pomposity . . .
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I'm using lipstick again.
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05-16-2005, 01:05 PM
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#1106
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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yay
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Wait, so free-range, non-chemically or antibiotically enhanced pig/cow feet/ass/lips are okay?
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I actually haven't eaten a hot dog in about 10 years. When you put it that way, no, it's not ok. Yuck - cow lips.
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05-16-2005, 01:11 PM
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#1107
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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yay
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
On the rare occasion that I was in class, I wasn't taking notes. I was writing notes. I'm debating whether you were Captain Obvious or the Prince of Pomposity . . .
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I'm debating whether you're taking me seriously or not...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-16-2005, 01:12 PM
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#1108
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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yay
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm debating whether you're taking me seriously or not...
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I just wanted to work in CO and PoP (PoP was the sidekick).
Donut?
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I'm using lipstick again.
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05-16-2005, 01:12 PM
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#1109
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Posts: 14,167
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yay
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Some of us are also good at eating.
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True dat.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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05-16-2005, 01:13 PM
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#1110
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Rejoice
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/scotus_wine_shipments
Court Lets Wine Lovers to Buy Out-Of-State By HOPE YEN, Associated Press Writer
30 minutes ago
WASHINGTON - Wine lovers may buy directly from out-of-state vineyards, the Supreme Court ruled Monday, striking down laws banning a practice that has flourished because of the Internet and growing popularity of winery tours.
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