Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I'm not sure why I'm coming under fire in the subject line of this thread. The only thing I predicted is that Viera would not score a goal -- that, and Franck Ribery would play very well. Seems like I'm 2 for 2.

You were right about Zidane, too. 3 for 3.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Nicole won in 2002 and Angelina Jolie won in 1999. Those are the only 2 that come close.

Catherine Zeta-Jones?

did dustin Hoffman win for Tootsie?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Didn't Frank Sinatra dump Ava Gardner for Mia Farrow?

I believe Ava dumped Frank for a bullfighter in the late 1950s, leading to the classic Sinatra albums on Capital that revived his dead musical career.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
For the record, Nicole Kidman won the Best Actress Oscar for The Hours (2002).

Susan Sarandon?

For the record, my first clause referred to the Msses. Cruz and Holmes and Mr. Cruise and my second clause to Ms. Kidman, who was mentioned as a VF (non)blabber by the very person who wrote the blind item.

Sheesharooni!

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
but for $50 a month you'll step in and protect me? or is that just what you get from your law clients?

How are you going to come up with an extra fifty every month? I need six months in advance, minimum, and your mom signs as a guarantor.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
wasn't Ava like some heart break for him because she dumped him for some reason?

Apparently they separated in 1953 and divorced in 1957. I couldn't find anything that said who dumped who, but she was said to be Frank's "one true love."

In any event, Mia came along years later, so my guess was wrong on any count. It also appears that Ava never won an Oscar.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
For the record, my first clause referred to the Msses. Cruz and Holmes and Mr. Cruise and my second clause to Ms. Kidman, who was mentioned as a VF (non)blabber by the very person who wrote the blind item.

Sheesharooni!

For the record, my reply was to NotBob. If your name is not NotBob, then quit being so defensive. And in my defense, it was hard to know who the hell you were talking about in that initial post. Names would have helped.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
That Jackie O., she was one classy broad.

In her defense, Ari had a shitload of money. And Jack hated him. Win-win.

[dtb]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Noticed the recent trend of dishy confessions from the VF cover set, interesting perspective on same. p.s. Terri Hatcher and Jennifer Aniston are like my least favorite people. Jennifer of homely lantern jaw and piggy eyes and Terri of that bottomless pit black hole of neediness.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bill-r...r_b_24655.html

So, who's the Oscar-winning couple mentioned at the end of the article? I can never guess these things.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Speaking of masculinity, men who only have daughters don't have a chance. They get bombarded with estrogen and basically give in by the time the girls reach their teens.

What happens to women who have only sons?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
For the record, my reply was to NotBob. If your name is not NotBob, then quit being so defensive. And in my defense, it was hard to know who the hell you were talking about in that initial post. Names would have helped.

I'm not being defensive, I'm being critical.

But in your defense, you're not very critical.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by dtb
What happens to women who have only sons?

Their younger sons turn out gay.

According to recent studies, that is.

NTTAWWT.

And I would think that would be a good thing for a mom, as it would avoid competition with the other women in her son's life.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by dtb
What happens to women who have only sons?

They openly question their sons' choices in underwear.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by dtb
What happens to women who have only sons?

They usually begin seeking out no-strings-attached lesbianic sex when they reach their mid-30s.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by Not Bob
In her defense, Ari had a shitload of money. And Jack hated him. Win-win.

I'm no expert on Jackie O., but I rather doubt she ever said "Keep your fucking mouth shut." Or at least she never said in a public, quotable kind of place.