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08-18-2006, 04:42 PM
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#1096
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Where the hell is Erisa?
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Originally posted by taxwonk
At BP, we were "Team Members."
At Shell, it was "Stakeholders."
I hadn't heard individual contributors before. I think your okay with minions as long as none of them are around. Same goes for HR people. The latter also don't like to be referred to as "wastes of space and oxygen."
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Sweet pea, I am an HR person. As are my minions. We are part of a subgroup of HR, but nonetheless we are HR.
You were at the lowest tier????? Because only the low-tier people are Individual Contributors. Lawyers seem to be Lawyers, not Individual Contributors. |
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08-18-2006, 04:45 PM
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#1097
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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i love the internet
This would be a great name for a movie. Better even than "Octopi on a plane." |
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08-18-2006, 04:46 PM
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#1098
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Where the hell is Erisa?
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Originally posted by Retard
IQ or LSAT?
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IQ. don't you have a short bus to catch? here is your hockey helmet. |
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08-18-2006, 04:46 PM
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#1099
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Where the hell is Lorenzo Lamas?
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
We see this guy everywhere. Ok, not everywhere, but he was slumming it at the Maggiano's across the street from our apartment on a recent Friday night. And he emceed some City of Hope fashion show that we went to a while back. In his defense, that Maggiano's is right next door to CBS, so maybe he is actually working or something now? Daytime tv?
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Who is that? |
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08-18-2006, 04:46 PM
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#1100
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Where the hell is Erisa?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Sweet pea, I am an HR person. As are my minions. We are part of a subgroup of HR, but nonetheless we are HR.
You were at the lowest tier????? Because only the low-tier people are Individual Contributors. Lawyers seem to be Lawyers, not Individual Contributors.
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I don't think that Team Members are the lowest tier at Target. |
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08-18-2006, 04:47 PM
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#1101
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Where the hell is Erisa?
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I test 147.
I am not subjecting myself to this for abuse...or to be maligned afterwards. I am not a model nor do I play one on tv. I am not MENSA and I am not rich or white.
I am doing this since I feel it is fair since I stepped I should back it up with factual verification that I am indeed considered attractive.
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This is very interesting. I am a card-carrying Mensa member. So, by my calculations, I am smarter than you, I am richer than you, and I am whiter than you. Holy Shit! I am better than you!! |
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08-18-2006, 04:47 PM
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#1102
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Where the hell is Erisa?
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I don't think that Team Members are the lowest tier at Target.
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They probably are at corporate HQ. |
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08-18-2006, 04:48 PM
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#1103
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Where the hell is Erisa?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Sweet pea, I am an HR person. As are my minions. We are part of a subgroup of HR, but nonetheless we are HR.
You were at the lowest tier????? Because only the low-tier people are Individual Contributors. Lawyers seem to be Lawyers, not Individual Contributors.
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You're not the HR I was referring to. You're benefits. Benefits people are wonderful. At least at oil companies.
And I was not lowest tier at Shell. Admin Assistants were below me on the org chart. They had more power and influence, but they were lower on the org chart.
And at BP, everyone was a Team Member, even the Head of Global Tax. Until he got caught banging a minion. Then he got thrown off the team. And some lovely parting cash.
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08-18-2006, 04:48 PM
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#1104
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
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Where the hell is Erisa?
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
This is very interesting. I am a card-carrying Mensa member. So, by my calculations, I am smarter than you, I am richer than you, and I am whiter than you. Holy Shit! I am better than you!!
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Retard.
I know you are mensa that was a fucking dig.
smart maybe common sense = 0. |
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08-18-2006, 04:48 PM
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#1105
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Where the hell is Erisa?
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Hank, please stop being Penske. It's totally fucking me up.
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eta: :blush: sorry, me badd.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
Last edited by Penske_Account; 08-18-2006 at 05:01 PM..
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08-18-2006, 04:48 PM
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#1106
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Where the hell is Erisa?
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I don't think that Team Members are the lowest tier at Target.
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Isn't everybody an "Associate," or is that Wal*Mart?
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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08-18-2006, 04:49 PM
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#1107
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Where the hell is Erisa?
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Originally posted by taxwonk
You're not the HR I was referring to. You're benefits. Benefits people are wonderful. At least at oil companies.
And I was not lowest tier at Shell. Admin Assistants were below me on the org chart. They had more power and influence, but they were lower on the org chart.
And at BP, everyone was a Team Member, even the Head of Global Tax. Until he got caught banging a minion. Then he got thrown off the team. And some lovely parting cash.
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Ah. See, I don't think that everyone is an Individual Contributor here. |
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08-18-2006, 04:50 PM
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#1108
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Where the hell is Erisa?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Ah. See, I don't think that everyone is an Individual Contributor here.
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Does that mean you don't get to bang a minion?
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Send in the evil clowns.
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08-18-2006, 04:51 PM
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#1109
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Where the hell is Erisa?
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Retard.
I know you are mensa that was a fucking dig.
smart maybe common sense = 0.
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You are so funny. |
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08-18-2006, 04:51 PM
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#1110
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Where the hell is Erisa?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I have high standards, but I will be fair. Straight forward, but fair.
TM
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Fair warning for PPNYC, last time I saw TM, he felt me up in the name of giving a "fair" report. No offence.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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