Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
You are knowingly comparing a pilsner to 3 brown ales. You may as well compare Scotch with Gin.

No shit. My point is that pilsners (especially Heineken) suck. They have no flavor. Try to keep up.

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore So why not suggest some lagers. Or Stouts. Or English Bitters. IMHO, all of which are more enjoyable than Ales.

WTF are you talking about? You don't drink beer.

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore Another cheap American brand

Or another shitty pilsner. What's your point?

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore Gimme a Tsingtao

Kirin, Tsingtao, Budweiser. Same shit.

TM

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Are you kidding? Do you get bike-tire nozzles in place of nipples and carry a tire pump around? How do you get them to deflate? Squeeze the nipple like a pool-toy air-nozzle? What if they made embarrassing farty noises when you deflated them? Or would you just fill them up with something like grape jelly and allow your current fuck to use you like one of those new-fangled squeezy bottles of jelly and make a sandwhich? Most importantly, why would you need to regularly change the size of your tits by inflating and deflating -- and wouldn't it fuck up your date if you went into the bathroom one way and came out the other?

As I recall, and remember - I'm no Pamela expert - she had the inflatable ones installed after her first set (many years ago) were disappointingly small (in her words). So rather than try to second guess her as to "appropriate size to body ratio" her surgeon installed the inflatable ones so that she would ultimately be the one to determine when enough was big enough. Then a couple of years ago, she said she had them removed because her sons kept calling them balloons. So she had them removed and looked more like a "normal proportioned woman." That was about 2 weeks and then Tommy was thrown into jail again and she wasn't getting enough of the "right kind" of attention, so she had them reinflated. That's when she started dating Kid Rock. Then, they got bigger - twice from what I can tell. And no, no nozzle and no air. There's some mechanism you can add or remove saline (I picture like a ziplock bag - but that's just my warped sense of humor). But no, in the last round of pictures with Kid Rock and last night, they were disproportional - freakish, hard and very Dolly Parton. With Hobbit feet. If I find pictures, I'll do my best, but have never been successful posting pictures.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Are you kidding? Do you get bike-tire nozzles in place of nipples and carry a tire pump around? How do you get them to deflate

Just last week, a woman with those implants got stuck in a 757 bathroom for hours after the plane partially depressurized and her boobs puffed out like deep-sea fish that are surfaced too quickly, completely filling the room and making it impossible to open the door.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by evenodds
Until you posted that, I hadn't put the two together. I am a dumbass.

I was in bed alone one night a couple of weeks ago, while the OM was out drinking with his "he-man, women-haters club," and I came across it and was immediately addicted. Once he stumbled in, I made him watch.

I love everything thing about it, from cheesy Vince Van Patten on the sports desk, to the way they pile the money on the table for the last hand.

It's just awesome. We started playing last night because it's addictive.

We now have it Tivo'd. When we've tried to play so far, we've had total shit hands. I guess that must be pretty typical. I think it was the show with Devil Fish where the guy got 4 twos tho. My best hand so far was a flush. Next poker night we have with our friends, we are busting it out...

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TM

Thats so fucking right on. Do you k now those people?

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
So did any one else see Pam "Kid Rock and I are just friends" Anderson on Leno last night? What is wrong with her? Does she not have a mirror? Her implants have been pumped up so big and so tight that she now looks like Dolly Parton with huge Hobbit feet! When asked about her former engagement to Kid Rock, she stated that I'm all about being a mom now. A mom who can no longer hug her kids due to the large implants that have deformed her figure to a new freakish proportion.

I thought she had her implants removed, making all that hype about it? When did she get them put back in?

More to the point, why? Is she thinking that since she's already on the downhill slope of the t&a age group she'd better just keep getting larger and larger until she's still got a shot at having a job as a circus freak?

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Actually, there are implants out now which can be inflated and deflated from time to time. She probably has those.

That would be completely disconcerting for an SO to never know what size rack is coming at 'em, not to mention it's just plain false advertising. And who the hell would want to pay for two entirely different-sized bra and shirt wardrobes?

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
So did any one else see Pam "Kid Rock and I are just friends" Anderson on Leno last night? What is wrong with her? Does she not have a mirror? Her implants have been pumped up so big and so tight that she now looks like Dolly Parton with huge Hobbit feet! When asked about her former engagement to Kid Rock, she stated that I'm all about being a mom now. A mom who can no longer hug her kids due to the large implants that have deformed her figure to a new freakish proportion.

Another TV rant:

What could be worse than Pam Anderson talking about her kids and recipes? You serve one purpose - you are a male sex fantasy. Who gives a rat's ass about anything else you think, say, or do?

The only thing more embarassing than Jay pandering to her was Dave grovelling all week to Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle. He had on Lucy Liu, Demi Moore, and Drew Barrymore on each of the last three nights. Is he an executive producer of the movie, which is going to suck sooooooo bad that Roeper and Ebert were trashing it on Leno last night before it even opened?!?!? Even Liu said, and I quote, "We sold our soul to sell the movie" as Dave held up six magazines with them on the cover. Dave has become Arsenio Hall and it isn't pretty.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I know trends are passe,

As of this morning, trends are again trendy.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by purse junkie
I thought she had her implants removed, making all that hype about it? When did she get them put back in?

More to the point, why? Is she thinking that since she's already on the downhill slope of the t&a age group she'd better just keep getting larger and larger until she's still got a shot at having a job as a circus freak?

Yes, she said she was having them removed, but that lasted 2 weeks. three weeks tops. Once she started dating Kid Rock, they just kept getting bigger.

This is the best I can do. But she wore a top very similar to this last night. It's about all she can fit into. She'll have to start wearing Dolly Parton hand-me-downs.

pamela on cnn

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

has resurfaced.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/meast/...ali/index.html

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
We now have it Tivo'd. When we've tried to play so far, we've had total shit hands. I guess that must be pretty typical. I think it was the show with Devil Fish where the guy got 4 twos tho. My best hand so far was a flush. Next poker night we have with our friends, we are busting it out...

A flush is a phenomenal hold 'em hand.

Shit hands are typical. They skip those on television.

I think the best hand I've had was a full house. FYI, don't play this in Vegas unless you really know what you're doing. You will get housed (see Rounders). I'm too scared to enter into an underground local around here, much less Vegas. Actually, Vegas is probably safer...

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I am not a reality tv fan by any stretch but I am also compelled by this show. Maybe it's because I know nothing about the surfing scene or maybe it's because I find Holly, the serious surfer, really hot looking.

Regarding Sunny Garcia, I also watched last week and that train-wreck of excessive machismo also picked a fight with some random drunk at a bar. Same crime, leering at the little woman. What I don't get is that his wife is not particularly attractive -- horsey face.

For Houstonians:

Holly will be making an appearance at the SoundWaves on Montrose this Sunday.

Re Sunny's behavior:

Agreed. If you don't want people staring at your wife's ass when she's wearing a bikini, don't marry a woman with a nice ass.

Re: horsey face

See above. He was checking out her ass.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
For Houstonians:

Holly will be making an appearance at the SoundWaves on Montrose this Sunday.

Re Sunny's behavior:

Agreed. If you don't want people staring at your wife's ass when she's wearing a bikini, don't marry a woman with a nice ass.

Re: horsey face

See above. He was checking out her ass.

Too bad I don't live near Houston.

Re Sunny, I knew it was all about the little lady's bod but he kept saying that he knew she was a beautiful woman, etc. Calling someone beautiful ought to include their face, but maybe that's just me.

[Seven of Nine]

Originally posted by bilmore
Just last week, a woman with those implants got stuck in a 757 bathroom for hours after the plane partially depressurized and her boobs puffed out like deep-sea fish that are surfaced too quickly, completely filling the room and making it impossible to open the door.

ROTFLMAO!!!

*sniff*

Seven

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