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Did you just call me Coltrane? · 05-16-2005, 01:13 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb

Donut?

Cock?

ltl/fb · 05-16-2005, 01:14 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Cock?

You can put the donut anywhere you want.

Bad_Rich_Chic · 05-16-2005, 01:17 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
This weekend, I kickboxed for five hours and got kicked in the head twice, then did some high-quality legal work, then went to a barbecue where everyone was at least 5 years younger, played a drinking game called "flip cup" (I KICKED ASS, btw), drank some more, then did some more high-quality legal work, then had lots and lots of sex with a guy who may or may not be my boyfriend.

You all have SO much to learn from me.

So, do you generally find that getting kicked in the head improves the quality of your legal work? I've definitely found that drinking improves mine, but I haven't tried getting kicked in the head yet.

BR(other than the metaphorical head kicking that is the lot of Sr. associates everywhere)C

mmm3587 · 05-16-2005, 01:25 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm so happy you called it "flip cup" and not "flippy cup". That made my morning.

Aren't you from the Midwest? The correct term around here is "boat races." Only crunchy coastal types call it "flip cup."

GAWD!

Hank Chinaski · 05-16-2005, 01:30 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
Aren't you from the Midwest? The correct term around here is "boat races." Only crunchy coastal types call it "flip cup."

GAWD!

What is flip cup? Please explain the game.

Bad_Rich_Chic · 05-16-2005, 01:32 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/scotus_wine_shipments

Court Lets Wine Lovers to Buy Out-Of-State By HOPE YEN, Associated Press Writer
30 minutes ago

WASHINGTON - Wine lovers may buy directly from out-of-state vineyards, the Supreme Court ruled Monday, striking down laws banning a practice that has flourished because of the Internet and growing popularity of winery tours.

I'm still getting over the split.

But - Yea!

greatwhitenorthchick · 05-16-2005, 01:35 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
What is flip cup? Please explain the game.

"Flip cup" or "flippy cup" (as they apparently say in Coltrane's neck of the woods) is a very complicated drinking game. You divide into two teams and each team lines up on each side of a table. You pray that I am on your team. Everyone puts a little beer in their plastic cups. The first person for each team starts off by drinking the beer in his/her cup, then placing the cup on the edge of the table and flicking the bottom of the cup until it flips over and lands upside down on the table. Once the cup has landed upside down, the second person on the team can go - i.e. drink her beer and try to flip her cup over. It's a race. The team that loses has to drink. It gets very competitive.

ThurgreedMarshall · 05-16-2005, 02:11 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
"Flip cup" or "flippy cup" (as they apparently say in Coltrane's neck of the woods) is a very complicated drinking game. You divide into two teams and each team lines up on each side of a table. You pray that I am on your team. Everyone puts a little beer in their plastic cups. The first person for each team starts off by drinking the beer in his/her cup, then placing the cup on the edge of the table and flicking the bottom of the cup until it flips over and lands upside down on the table. Once the cup has landed upside down, the second person on the team can go - i.e. drink her beer and try to flip her cup over. It's a race. The team that loses has to drink. It gets very competitive.

With the enthusiasm you have for this game, you would think you got to suck a cock when you won.

TM

Hank Chinaski · 05-16-2005, 02:15 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
With the enthusiasm you have for this game, you would think you got to suck a cock when you won.

TM

Maybe you do if you play Canadian rules.

bilmore · 05-16-2005, 02:15 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
WASHINGTON - Wine lovers may buy directly from out-of-state vineyards, the Supreme Court ruled Monday, striking down laws banning a practice that has flourished because of the Internet and growing popularity of winery tours.

Great. The only effect will be the banning of ALL internet orders of wine, in-state or out-of-state.

(They have to burden each equally. So, the distributors will now be lobbying to end all such sales, figuring they will lose their own in-state internet orders, but won't be facing the out-of-state competition, and so on balance will come out ahead.)

ThurgreedMarshall · 05-16-2005, 02:18 PM

The fan that threw beer at Giambi got the book thrown at him.

"The fan, identified by The Associated Press as Eric Anduri of Lafayette, Calif., will face multiple criminal charges for tossing the brew. He was arrested, spent Saturday night in jail and was charged with battery, public intoxication and throwing objects on the field, an A's official said."

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/st...p-265255c.html

Boston should learn that this is how you deal with a fan who makes contact with a player.

TM

Hank Chinaski · 05-16-2005, 02:19 PM

So this horrible game between the Pacers and Pistons Friday night has Bill Walton. The Pistons are playing bad but a big part of it was the Pacer defense. In the middle of the 3rd Quarter Detroit had 38 points. i can't remember a team being held to that low a score ever- and Bill Walton's thoughts?

This idiot was criticizing the Pacer's defense. Can't somebody at the network see how much of an ass this guy is and tell him to stop with the idiotic criticism? I know, the '78 Trailblazers would have held 'em to 35 points, but no one wants to hear it.

ThurgreedMarshall · 05-16-2005, 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
So this horrible game between the Pacers and Pistons Friday night has Bill Walton. The Pistons are playing bad but a big part of it was the Pacer defense. In the middle of the 3rd Quarter Detroit had 38 points. i can't remember a team being held to that low a score ever- and Bill Walton's thoughts?

This idiot was criticizing the Pacer's defense. Can't somebody at the network see how much of an ass this guy is and tell him to stop with the idiotic criticism? I know, the '78 Trailblazers would have held 'em to 35 points, but no one wants to hear it.

He and Stuart Scott should host a gameshow on ESPN at three o'clock in the morning and should be removed from the television screen during all other hours. If someone said I could fire one of those two or Larry Merchant, I wouldn't know what to do.

TM

PS -- Is Scott's eye getting lazier? One if half-closed (from what?) and one is glass, right? Or is it the half-closed one that is glass?

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 05-16-2005, 02:34 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
Great. The only effect will be the banning of ALL internet orders of wine, in-state or out-of-state.

(They have to burden each equally. So, the distributors will now be lobbying to end all such sales, figuring they will lose their own in-state internet orders, but won't be facing the out-of-state competition, and so on balance will come out ahead.)

Nothing says "fun" quite like the tug-of-war between the Dormant Commerce Clause and the 21st Amendment. I still think your scenario would be seen as a violation of the former.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 05-16-2005, 02:52 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Nothing says "fun" quite like the tug-of-war between the Dormant Commerce Clause and the 21st Amendment. I still think your scenario would be seen as a violation of the former.

Speaking of dormant...

The Will Ferrell hosted SNL did not live up to expectations. Are you trying to tell me that Norm MacDonald wasn't available to play Burt Reynolds/Turd Ferguson?