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07-13-2005, 02:43 PM
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Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Logic question
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'd pay folding money to see you handle snakes and/or speak in tongues.
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I could do the tongues bit. All you have to do is roll your eyes back and start blathering gibberish. I took Latin through high school. I could fire off all sorts of heavy religious sounding shit...
"Agricola, agricalae, agricolarum..."
I'd pop off some shit about Icarus and have all the fundie betties on my jock.
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07-13-2005, 02:43 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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mensa
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
the discussion and pronouncements of people who actually remember, and brag, about LSAT scores shows why the truly intelligent, who qualify based upon IQ scores (which is the only real standard- the fact that it tries to boost membership by lowering standards- what does that say?) threw their invitations in the trash.
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My law school is better than yours. |
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07-13-2005, 02:46 PM
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#1113
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Logic question
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh, I don't feel bad. I've waged a war with my damned brain for years. Its a resilient son of a bitch, but one of these days, I'm going to pummel the fucker and slip into a silly blissful contentment of upper middle class cluelessness. I want to float around in my SUV, unaware of anything but the groccery list and next month's trial. I want to get numb enough to enjoy golf...
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Wow, who would have known I'm living Sebby's dream. I'd suggest that a quicker way to acheive this is to have lots of young children and get a bigger tv.
See, I'm helpful.
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07-13-2005, 02:48 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Update from Cretins on Trading Floor
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Originally posted by dtb
So, just now there was the daily discussion of "what's for lunch", and someone suggested a local place. Alpha Male #1 remarks, "Eh, I think I'm boycotting that place." A couple of the other guys asked why, to which AM #1's response was, "It gives me loose stool."
When I suggested that might be a little TMI, he replied, "What? You'd rather I said diarrhea?"
My suggestion of "It doesn't agree with me" was not popular.
I know someone who's getting a girly-song CD with a big pink bow.
Flinty?
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I'm on it chief, give it time. How many copies?
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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07-13-2005, 02:48 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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mensa
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
the discussion and pronouncements of people who actually remember, and brag, about LSAT scores shows why the truly intelligent, who qualify based upon IQ scores (which is the only real standard- the fact that it tries to boost membership by lowering standards- what does that say?) threw their invitations in the trash.
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What about the people who scored 162 and 1230 on the LSAT and SAT, respectively? Am I dumbest?
I prefer second dumbest.
Are those online IQ scores accurate? B/c I kick ass on those.
ETA: being dumb has its advantages. I thoroughly enjoy www.ytmnd.com. You can only enjoy it if you're dumbest or second dumbest. For example, here is Tom Cruise killing Oprah: http://tcruiseko.ytmnd.com/ And Vader on the Wheel of Fortune: http://vaderfortune.ytmnd.com/
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 07-13-2005 at 03:05 PM..
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07-13-2005, 02:54 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Logic question
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Wow, who would have known I'm living Sebby's dream. I'd suggest that a quicker way to acheive this is to have lots of young children and get a bigger tv.
See, I'm helpful.
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f-a-c-e-t-i-o-u-s
Hence, the need for the Vodka numbness. I can't go gentle into the Slow Decline. Must first kill brain.
Good so far going.
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07-13-2005, 02:57 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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mensa
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
the discussion and pronouncements of people who actually remember, and brag, about LSAT scores shows why the truly intelligent, who qualify based upon IQ scores (which is the only real standard- the fact that it tries to boost membership by lowering standards- what does that say?) threw their invitations in the trash.
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I desparately need a manicure. |
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07-13-2005, 02:57 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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mensa
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
My law school is better than yours.
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And your lsat brings all the boys to the yard.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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07-13-2005, 02:59 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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mensa
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What about the people who scored 162 and 1230 on the LSAT and SAT, respectively? Am I dumbest?
I prefer second dumbest.
Are those online IQ scores accurate? B/c I kick ass on those.
ETA: being dumb has its advantages. I thoroughly enjoy www.ytmnd.com. You can only enjoy it if you're dumbest or second dumbest. For example, here is Tom Cruise killing Oprah: http://tcruiseko.ytmnd.com/
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sorry. mensa requires writing samples for those trying to opt in.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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07-13-2005, 03:00 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Logic question
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Originally posted by spookyfish
You don't like golf?
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Doesn't matter. I have a kid and it's the law.
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07-13-2005, 03:12 PM
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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Logic question
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm in on every IQ test and the SAT, but I'm disqualified on the LSAT. Do I get in with a * next to my name? Or is any one qualifying score sufficient.
Perhaps if I read the entire page, I could find out on my own. Perhaps this is why I did not qualify on the LSAT...
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When I was in college a psych major in one of my classes picked me as one of her sample peeps to give an IQ test too. She freaked when I scored high -- she had me pegged for "low moron."
BFD I could get in but I'm still a dirtbag loser pi associates. |
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07-13-2005, 03:21 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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mensa
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
My law school is better than yours.
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Hang your hat on that if you like, but Hank was busy giving blowjobs to most of his law school class. |
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07-13-2005, 03:28 PM
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#1123
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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mensa
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Hang your hat on that if you like, but Hank was busy giving blowjobs to most of his law school class.
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While Coltrane was busy hanging towels on that. |
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07-13-2005, 03:28 PM
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#1124
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Logic question
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
f-a-c-e-t-i-o-u-s
Hence, the need for the Vodka numbness. I can't go gentle into the Slow Decline. Must first kill brain.
Good so far going.
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Oh. I can still help you though. I'm handy with a bat.
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07-13-2005, 04:17 PM
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#1125
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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Speaking of salty
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Hey, it beats hairy puffy nipple discussion.
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See, you didn't stop writing and now where are you? Next time, go with your first instincts.
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