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12-08-2005, 09:09 AM
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
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Help! Secret Santa Advice Needed!
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
aside from being multi talented in all creative fields, he was also multi talented as an athlete, winning several awards for performing in the games of baseball, football and hockey and making it to the professional level of grand prix motorcycle racing. Mr. Gallo is 5'11"
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Which leads me to believe that the "awards" are rec tourney trophies. No way I pay a mil to fuck him. |
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12-08-2005, 11:15 AM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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My Christmas Present to the FB Betties
A new avatar for someone.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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12-08-2005, 11:21 AM
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#1113
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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My Christmas Present to the FB Betties
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
A new avatar for someone.
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Doesn't it seem like a lot of the people who mail in those postcards are making shit up to seem all artsy and cool? Not the ones with boring secrets like "Sometimes I feel ugly," but the more outrageous ones.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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12-08-2005, 11:53 AM
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#1114
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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Paging PLF
Today's WaPo runs an article covering the tearing down of old crap from the walls of TGIFriday's and Ruby Tuesday's establishments across the country, raiding flea markets, and nailing said crap back up onto the walls.
Welcome to faux nostalgia and soul-crushing forced joviality, version 2.0.
(Caption reads: "Michelle Edwards, decor supplier for T.G.I. Friday's, says focus groups have reacted "very well" to the new look for the chain.")
Very well? This looks like I'm gonna get harpooned by a fake marlin dangling over my booth, bitch.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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12-08-2005, 12:04 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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My Christmas Present to the FB Betties
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
A new avatar for someone.
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You taught him to cross-dress? |
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12-08-2005, 12:07 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Paging PLF
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Today's WaPo runs an article covering the tearing down of old crap from the walls of TGIFriday's and Ruby Tuesday's establishments across the country, raiding flea markets, and nailing said crap back up onto the walls.
Welcome to faux nostalgia and soul-crushing forced joviality, version 2.0.
(Caption reads: "Michelle Edwards, decor supplier for T.G.I. Friday's, says focus groups have reacted "very well" to the new look for the chain.")
Very well? This looks like I'm gonna get harpooned by a fake marlin dangling over my booth, bitch.
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Paging me? Why the fuck would I care in even the remotest and most abstract way about anything that ever happens in a T.G.I. Friday's?
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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12-08-2005, 12:09 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Paging PLF
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Paging me? Why the fuck would I care in even the remotest and most abstract way about anything that ever happens in a T.G.I. Friday's?
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Because you love it and want to have a thousand of its babies. |
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12-08-2005, 12:11 PM
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#1118
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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Paging PLF
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Paging me? Why the fuck would I care in even the remotest and most abstract way about anything that ever happens in a T.G.I. Friday's?
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An opportunity for vituperation at commodified faux-culture?
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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12-08-2005, 12:16 PM
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#1119
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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Paging PLF
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Originally posted by Gattigap
An opportunity for vituperation at commodified faux-culture?
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Does that mean unsolicited blowjobs? 'Cause if it does, I'm in, dude.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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12-08-2005, 12:18 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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PLF is a meanie.
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Paging me? Why the fuck would I care in even the remotest and most abstract way about anything that ever happens in a T.G.I. Friday's?
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The one out on Highway 64 makes tasty cosmopolitans. |
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12-08-2005, 12:49 PM
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#1121
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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PLF is a meanie.
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Originally posted by Not Bob
The one out on Highway 64 makes tasty cosmopolitans.
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Cosmopolitans? I have not been to that many spin classes. In fact, I don't think there are that many spin classes.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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12-08-2005, 01:05 PM
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#1122
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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FB Book giving Club
I spent about an hour and a half wandering through a bookstore last night looking for Christmas presents. $156 later, I left (and surprisingly, only bought two things for myself). I suspect I would have ended up spending a lot more had I seen or heard this NPR story on notable books of 2005.
I saw the Nancy Drew book last night and nearly bought it for someone, but I ended up getting Eve: A Biography for her instead.
Dear New Girl or Whatever Your Name Is (a graphic novel based off of notes confiscated in high school classes) looks awesome, and I can think of at least three people who would love it.
Atlas Maior of 1665 looks like it is actually worth the $200 price tag.
(Oh, and for books bought, I got A History of the World in 6 Glasses (2 copies), Spice: The History of a Temptation, The Elements of Style Illustrated, Garner's Modern American Usage, Far Side Mating Rituals Desk Calendar, and a couple of Sudoku books.)
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
Last edited by Replaced_Texan; 12-08-2005 at 01:13 PM..
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12-08-2005, 01:09 PM
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#1123
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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ABBA's New Car
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Originally posted by Mr. Man
I was fixated on guns and pipes...
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How many times when I lived in Texas did I find myself saying this very same thing.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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12-08-2005, 01:11 PM
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#1124
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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ABBA's New Car
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Dumb micks. It's good when a race war ends, but it's sad when it's because one side has surrendered.
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I always forget, perhaps because I couldn't really care less, but which is the Papist brand and which is for the Proddies?
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Send in the evil clowns.
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12-08-2005, 01:14 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Paging PLF
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Does that mean unsolicited blowjobs? 'Cause if it does, I'm in, dude.
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I thought it was a fisting reference.
HAHAHA!!!! The classics never die.
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